One question for God.

[Crayzor]

Which religion is the right one? Or if he could create a rock so heavy he couldn't lift it.

 

[lewism247]

I don't believe in God personally, but lets say he exists. And lets say he has spoken to you from on high and has granted you one question, which he will answer truthfully. You can ask him anything at all, but only one question...

So what would you ask him?

I'd ask him why the hell he made a planet that could so quickly be drained of resources once intelligent life evolved?

(This was inspired by the thread; [link]http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.149310[/link] )




EDIT- Most people's answers are funny or ballsy. Thanks guys for helping make a cool thread.

I would hold up a picture of George Bush.That is all that needs saying.

 

[masonfr8kr]

I would just ask why he has decided to forgo his own idea and lead us toward temptation by letting us do it

 

[IrirshTerrorist]

I'd ask him why the hell he made a planet that could so quickly be drained of resources once intelligent life evolved?

Yeh, because over 21 centuries went by SOOOO quickly and our resources are SOOOO depleted. (*whispers*: that was sarcasm)

Take into account how long it took the world to finish all its forming and changing in order for the resources to exist, after God created the world. Compare how long that took to how long its taken us to use up as much as we have and you realise it wasn't very well designed (saying hypothetically that it was designed by God).

I see where you're coming from, but I just believe that the earth isn't going to dry up any time soon.

Yeah we'll be fine. It is our ancestors that need to worry.

 

[IrirshTerrorist]

What is love?

He'd probably just reply "Baby, don't hurt me... no more" and toss you back to Earth.

Hadaway is God!

 

[grimsprice]

All the information I need about god is answered in the fact that he doesn't prevent child molestation nor starvation. I'd spit in his face if he were real.

Well he did let his "son" die on the cross; and what would the world be without free will.

My question: "why did you give humans freewill? stupid..."

You do realize Jesus didn't actually die right. Just saying....


OT: I'd ask God why he made the stupid light-speed limit thingy. I mean FUUUUUUUUU. I want to travel across the galaxy. Its not fair.

 

[Desert Tiger]

"Do you exist?"

Infinite paradox.

 

[Valate_v1legacy]

Can I get a singularity implant?

 

[Vondrakenhof]

I'd ask him what the fuck he was thinking.

 

[IrirshTerrorist]

...There is no Satan. There's just God when he gets drunk.

Love that song, I believe the line is 'Devil' not 'Satan' though (yes I am the much of a prick that I'd correct a meaningless mistake like that).

 

[IrirshTerrorist]

"Do you exist?"

Infinite paradox.

Game Over.

... you broke God and therefore everything he created instantly ceased to exist, leaving the only thing left in existence which would be the words; Game Over.

 

[A Weary Exile]

When travelling at a subsonic speed during the last one hour of hypersleep, which vector of the Romulan Nebula will suffer the wrath of the impenetrable quickening?

ATHF reference! I love that show.

 

[Zipline Upshaw]

"What gave you the idea that mosquitoes would be a good thing?"
Seriously.

 

[lozfoe444]

If you can do anything, can you make something that you can't destroy?

 

[Nigh Invulnerable]

Pepsi or Coke?

 

[Cakes]

Why do your chosen people get so much shit?

 

[Ekonk]

I'd ask him for godhood.

But I'm guessing you mean knowledge, not favours, in which case I would go for "why"? Evolution doesn't need a why, but God does.

 

[FolkLikePanda]

Why can't you just make everything good for a change?

 

[Simalacrum]

I'd simply ask him "why?".

He would know what I meant.

 

[Sexual Harassment Panda]

...who let the dogs out?