One question for God.

[SendMeNoodz84]

Hey god, I'm feeling kinda' unfresh...
Down there.

Is this normal?

 

[UglyCasanova]

So, God. Are you able to microwave a burrito so hot that you, yourself, could not possibly eat it?

 

[Ultrasnail]

ask him if he honestly thought that this (the earth) was his best work.
then spend eternity saying why he messed up and how he can't exist.

or ask him... how did i get into heaven?

 

[SomethingUnrelated]

Why are you so modest? *coughing fit* sarcasm *more coughing*

 

[The_Splatterer]

Why is there bad in the world? if you can make earth than why can't you stop bad things

this is why i don't believe in him in the first place

 

[delet]

"Hey... could you kill a certain someone for me..." -holds up picture of god recently taken 5 seconds ago- "I could pay ya big...."

 

[zidine100]

Id ask god nothing,

I would prefer to figure out the answers for myself, even if that takes the rest of eternaty (sp?).

 

[Nuke_em_05]

I see where you're coming from, but I just believe that the earth isn't going to dry up any time soon.

Yeah we'll be fine. It is our ancestors that need to worry.

You mean our decendants? Right? Unless there's some sort of TNG thing happening where what we do now only grows backwards in time destroying us before we existed sort of thing. Freaking Q, I hate that guy (guys? thing(s)?).

OT:

For knowledge, "How do I live a happy life?"
For a favor, "Could you let me introduce you to a few people, they're seriously never going to believe me."

 

[That's Funny]

I'd ask to create my own universe so that I can become God of that, everyone shall worship me.

 

[Akai Shizuku]

"Was I screwed from the start?"

 

[Panda Mania]

So why'd you saddle the women with the worst parts of your curse?

 

[Akai Shizuku]

*pulls out an Xbox 360 controller*

"Wanna play a game of Halo?"

You would so get teabagged.

 

[Deleted]

I'd ask him if he could make a new element called Doukium that dissolves all the other elements.

 

[CompanionCube]

Ask to him to as fast as he could go towards a clone of himself

(What happens when an unstoppable blah blah}

 

[L33tsauce_Marty]

You got some splaining to do!

Thats really more of a statement than a question...

No, it was a command or suggestion.

 

[zidine100]

*deleted sorry my bad*

 

[Wade-DeadPool]

"Why did you make women soo damn hard too understand?...Or are we male the once that the women have a hard time to understand or do we...aahh the hell with it, Can i have a cup of Coffe?"