One question for God.

[Pielikey]

What is love?
Or possibly, stupidpeoplesaywhat?

I would ask him something stupid, obviously.

 

[IrirshTerrorist]

I'd ask him why the hell he made a planet that could so quickly be drained of resources once intelligent life evolved?

Yeh, because over 21 centuries went by SOOOO quickly and our resources are SOOOO depleted. (*whispers*: that was sarcasm)

Take into account how long it took the world to finish all its forming and changing in order for the resources to exist, after God created the world. Compare how long that took to how long its taken us to use up as much as we have and you realise it wasn't very well designed (saying hypothetically that it was designed by God).

 

[Arkhangelsk]

Is it okay if I come over for the next eternity? Oh, and can I bring a few buddies?

 

[yosophat]

All the information I need about god is answered in the fact that he doesn't prevent child molestation nor starvation. I'd spit in his face if he were real.

Well he did let his "son" die on the cross; and what would the world be without free will.

My question: "why did you give humans freewill? stupid..."

 

[IrirshTerrorist]

When travelling at a subsonic speed during the last one hour of hypersleep, which vector of the Romulan Nebula will suffer the wrath of the impenetrable quickening?

That's number wang!

ha ha ha, nice reference.

What were you smoking when you made the platypus?

We know that that wasnt god but wizards. People you gotta read the book [http://www.lspace.org/ftp/images/bookcovers/uk/the-last-continent-1.jpg]

Great book.

 

[KAPTAINmORGANnWo4life]

Why is it "Rocktober"?

 

[Disaster Button]

I'd ask him what chicken really tasted like outside The Matrix.

 

[rddj623]

What's the best way to go about serving people in this broken world? I often question this, my efforts usually seem paltry and insignificant compared to the amount of devastation on all levels in peoples lives. So that would be my question. Silly and cliche as it is.

 

[Distorted Stu]

So.. episode 3?

 

[X Gintoki X]

id ask if the earth is just one big RTS for him, and if so which faction does he control

 

[Abedeus]

What were you smoking when you made the platypus?

...There is no Satan. There's just God when he gets drunk.


My question would be:

"Why am I not getting my per..." I mean, akhem. "How does the perfect sound sound?"

I'd ask him why the hell he made a planet that could so quickly be drained of resources once intelligent life evolved?

Yeh, because over 21 centuries went by SOOOO quickly and our resources are SOOOO depleted. (*whispers*: that was sarcasm)

I think that intelligent life is a lot older than 2000 years. Like, by another 10000 years.

 

[Hurr Durr Derp]

There aren't really any big answers I'd want answered, so I'd be a greedy bastard and ask him something like "What's the most surefire way to get filthy rich without having to work for it?".

 

[Skeleon]

What is love?

He'd probably just reply "Baby, don't hurt me... no more" and toss you back to Earth.

 

[Hurr Durr Derp]

id ask if the earth is just one big RTS for him, and if so which faction does he control

The Aztecs.

...God isn't very good at videogames.

 

[Spaceman_Spiff]

What is love?

He'd probably just reply "Baby, don't hurt me... no more" and toss you back to Earth.

I am an atheist but if He said that I would get down on my knees and worship in an instant.

 

[cocoadog]

why birds?

 

[Jaqen Hghar]

I'd ask him if he can heat up a burrito so hot that even he can't eat it.

 

[Prototype1207]

I'd ask him why the hell he made a planet that could so quickly be drained of resources once intelligent life evolved?

Yeh, because over 21 centuries went by SOOOO quickly and our resources are SOOOO depleted. (*whispers*: that was sarcasm)

Take into account how long it took the world to finish all its forming and changing in order for the resources to exist, after God created the world. Compare how long that took to how long its taken us to use up as much as we have and you realise it wasn't very well designed (saying hypothetically that it was designed by God).

I see where you're coming from, but I just believe that the earth isn't going to dry up any time soon.

 

[X Gintoki X]

id ask if the earth is just one big RTS for him, and if so which faction does he control

The Aztecs.

...God isn't very good at videogames.

or maybes they won and they are all ready at the after party