One Sentence To Save The World.

[UltraDeth]

Charm Response: Why destroy when you can create?

Intimidate Response: Get away from us you bitches!!!!

*cookies for first refrence*

 

[snappydog]

Is it worth it? Really? Us? Really?
'Cos I wouldn't bother. Take the moon, that's much more interesting.

 

[KiKiweaky]

Off facebook and back to work slackers!!

 

[LitleWaffle]

How about some porn?

*Saves all of Mankind*

 

[^=ash=^]

I own a horse.

I'm really sorry but I had to

Captcha: orderings. agedrsi

 

[Canid117]

Ah fuck it!

(I am hoping that my apathy will be infectious)

 

[Prof. Monkeypox]

How about:

"Aliens, you have destroyed so much, what exactly is it you have created?"

 

[Anchupom]

This is assuming they understand whatever language I speak to them right?

*into walkie-talkie*
Another colonist species have arrived here, master-overseer. Come down from your moonbase and protect your crops!

 

[FalloutJack]

"No no no, Earth is THAT WAY, in the Horsehead Nebula!"

This is Magrathea, biitches! BWA HA HAAA!!

 

[rubinigosa]

"The answer is...42" No,seriously I think I would panic and yell so the message would be "aaAARARAGHAAIIIIIIIIIIGHAIEEEeeeeiiiiuuu...I dont whant to...*cry*...(repeat)".

 

[Cogwheel]

"We've wiped out entire species without even trying, do you think you have a chance?"

That's actually a remarkably good one. I mean, entire species get exterminated to the last one by accident...

I'd probably go with "look at this planet and these people, there's no way you want to be stuck with this mess."

Take over the planet and you have to manage it. No one likes being on damage control.

 

[AtheistAndProud]

I'd use reverse psychology.
"DESTROY OUR WORLD. DESTROY IT. NOW. C'MON YOU UGLY COWARD! DESTRO-"
On second thought, maybe somebody else should handle this.

 

[Rand-m]

1. Dammit! Why do they always take the hot ones?
If i said this the aliens would think im Duke Nukem and they would shit their pants.

2. Remember when I said I?d kill you last? I lied!
If i said this the aliens would think im Arnold Schwarzenegger and they would shit their pants.

The epitome of flawless logic. I approve

OT: Something along the lines of, "We'd be willing to negotiate for just about anything"?

 

[Karma168]

*Inspects the aliens' tight spandex space-outfits*

'Aren't you supposed to blow up Uranus, or something?'

then we discover those aren't space suits, it's the alien's fetish gear.

[insert bad sex joke here]

 

[[.redacted]]

I'd use reverse psychology.
"DESTROY OUR WORLD. DESTROY IT. NOW. C'MON YOU UGLY COWARD! DESTRO-"
On second thought, maybe somebody else should handle this.

I...

I...

I think that's a good idea...

 

[Washboard]

when you set off you probably had a massive technological advantage to those in 2011 but its now 2411 and weve had hundreds of years to invent laser death rays .... whereas you've only had 10 years of subjective time in which to get fat and lazy!

pew-pew

 

[The Stonker]

"The show must go on".

 

[GreyKnight3445]

CRY HAVOC, AND LET SLIP THE DOGS OF WAR!
then we fire nukes at their orbiting ships

 

[Mjolnir36]

FALCAWN...PAWNCH!!!!!1

 

[Belated]

"How would you like it if somebody did this to your people?"
That's the best thing I could think of honestly. Or maybe "We're just as sentient as you."

Both highly unlikely to work though. If the advanced alien race about to kill us is willing to do so, they probably come from a culture where they grew up accepting "survival of the fittest" as one of their most important truths. A single sentence from me probably couldn't change their opinions.

I could try saying "Bang.", and speak it out of a gun. Maybe if the alien I spoke with was their leader or at least a general. I think that would give us the best chance honestly.