Ordinary Household Items that double as Epic Weapons!!
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Box T.V screen first on a persons head. Shock kills them. Scissors and knives for cutting, frying pans and rolling pins are for bludgeoning, chairs for heavy beatings, disks as ninja stars if you can sharpen them, batteries with string, tape and plastic wrap as explosives, pipes with gun powder and metal pieces with a fuse makes a pipe bomb, chlorine gas in a jar is a toxic bomb, the list goes on and on.
Egg beaters. Seriously. Why beat your enemies when you can churn them up and make them into a cake?
Bonus points for modifying it with bits of knives/razors to make a makeshift Painkiller (from the game, Painkiller).
Spades and/or Garden Forks would probably work pretty well too.
Bonus points for modifying it with bits of knives/razors to make a makeshift Painkiller (from the game, Painkiller).
Spades and/or Garden Forks would probably work pretty well too.
I seriously laughed out loud. What the fuck...? I so have to try that.TheSeventhLoneWolf said:
OP: Anything can be a weapon, if simply as a projectile. That said, anything other than my baseball bat or a kitchen knife, I'm usually better off using my fists.
Text books; especially if dropped from a great height, Home Alone style
Glass bottles such as beer/ wine bottles would also make for excellent weapons. One-use melee weapon which turns into a stabbing weapon which is especially damaging if you can break off some glass inside of the wound.
Other great household weapons include pool ques, baseball bats, hockey sticks, hockey pucks, bowling balls, (American)Footballs [if you're able to hit the eyes or knee-caps], large, old style ipods [or 80GB Zunes] with the wires attached so as to use them as a flail, knives, forks, Cell phones [as there is a way to jury-rig them into a stun-gun of sorts], any given cords, ropes or, wires, plastic bags, garbage bags, glass-framed photos, Golf Clubs, portable CD players, small LCD/ Flat screen televisions, computer monitors, any hard-plastic toys, original Xbox, Dreamcast, Dreamcast portable [though I wouldn't want to use one of those as a weapon]
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that's all that comes to mind ... According to Manswers, phone books and LCD/flat-screen monitors make excellent forms of "armor"
Glass bottles such as beer/ wine bottles would also make for excellent weapons. One-use melee weapon which turns into a stabbing weapon which is especially damaging if you can break off some glass inside of the wound.
Other great household weapons include pool ques, baseball bats, hockey sticks, hockey pucks, bowling balls, (American)Footballs [if you're able to hit the eyes or knee-caps], large, old style ipods [or 80GB Zunes] with the wires attached so as to use them as a flail, knives, forks, Cell phones [as there is a way to jury-rig them into a stun-gun of sorts], any given cords, ropes or, wires, plastic bags, garbage bags, glass-framed photos, Golf Clubs, portable CD players, small LCD/ Flat screen televisions, computer monitors, any hard-plastic toys, original Xbox, Dreamcast, Dreamcast portable [though I wouldn't want to use one of those as a weapon]
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that's all that comes to mind ... According to Manswers, phone books and LCD/flat-screen monitors make excellent forms of "armor"
What you speak of is similar to Hwa Rang Do, a Korean martial art focused on familiarity with traditional and improvised weapons.Pm0n3y said:
Inside Tae Kwon Do - February 1993 Issue said:
Forgot to add what my choice of impromptu weapons would be.... First choice would be a corded 360 controller, and use it as a flail or grappling weapon. Plan "B" would probably involve my solid steel office chair... that would leave a mark!
Gamecubes. Hold on to the grip on the back to smash it into someone's head or fling it at them.
Yep. I have an Ibanez ATK-300, and I swear that thing is made of stone.siffty said:
You want something that's fast, easy to use, not awkward, and heavy enough to do damage, but not too much to slow you down.
In addition to the bass, I'd go with:
- Lamps, especially metal ones
- Steak/Butcher Knives
- Small Glass Tables
- Cordless Irons
- as well as the world-famous frying pans and aluminum bats.
Also, almost anything found at the Home Depot:
- Chains
- Large Hammers
- Power Drills
- Nail Guns
- Floor Tiles
- Wrenches
and finally:
- Cordless circular saws You wouldn't even have to use it on them. I'm guessing running at someone with one of those would make even a zombie turn and run. Plus, they're lighter than chainsaws and easier to use with one hand.
