Ordinary Household Items that double as Epic Weapons!!

[Yog Sothoth]

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Also, almost anything found at the Home Depot:

- Chains
- Large Hammers
- Power Drills
- Nail Guns
- Floor Tiles
- Wrenches

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Yeah, most hand tools would make really effective melee weapons...

 

[aruseusx]

Frying pans, toasters and my knife collection.

 

[keybird]

Um, I have a life size metal keyblade in my room and I sharpened the crown tip to a lethal edge.

Now I wait

 

[hudsonzero]

you don't know the damage that can be done with a whisk and cheese grater

 

[keybird]

DVD's Ninja Death Discs.

On another note. Deodorant could make a good make shift Dildo in a pinch

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I don't even want to know. Especially considering my deoderant can is in this [http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_aWwr8g03OwY/SojgXePpoJI/AAAAAAAAAR8/Xgo5QmsmXeo/s400/lynx_deodorant_body_spray_dark_temptation_11363.jpg] shape.

Any sort of electrical wire/cable could be used to throttle people I suppose.

How is a "good make shift Dildo" a decent weapon? You must have taken some pretty F--king weird martial arts classes.

Or the best Martial Arts classes.

Giggity

 

[SmoothGlover]

For those that have seen Flight Of The Conchords, then I need only say 'CAN ATTACK'.

For those have not seen it:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2PHg1SMP0a0

It is truly a masterclass in household weaponry.

 

[KB2A]

shaleghleigh
... im half irish

 

[DavidTheWise]

the crowbar is a fairly common tool, has good reach and delivers a good impact,a solid marble rolling pin is very blunt if a bit heavy.

EDIT: fists work well too, there ain't nothing funny about the EAGLE CLAWWW!!!

 

[Georgie_Leech]

According to Prince of Persia: Rival Swords, the Head from a telephone is the most awesome weapon in existence.

 

[TheSeventhLoneWolf]

Possibly a pillowcase filled with knives.

I seriously laughed out loud. What the fuck...? I so have to try that.

OP: Anything can be a weapon, if simply as a projectile. That said, anything other than my baseball bat or a kitchen knife, I'm usually better off using my fists.

It was either a pillowcase full of knives or a shopping trolley full of chainsaws.

The second one was moderatly harder to aquire. I could make weaponry but i can't be arsed. The only thing i've made so far is a plastic bag filled with old dutch liquorice (Which i bought from a sweetshop called 'Jamin' in Holland.) and two pencils held together with elastic bands, which would be twisted together, placed in a book and when someone opens the book, it'll catch their fingers at a rather noticable force. Though the First one obviously hurts more.

I have a nightstick in my room though, so everything else is slightly less awesome all of a sudden.

 

[Eggsnham]

I could do some damage with my guitar, and I always thought that glass plates would be good one use weapons.

 

[DreamKing]

The old N64 controllers with the Tansfer Pak could deal some impressive damage if it was swung right and hit a pressure point or somewhere similar

 

[Zombie_King]

A Plank Of Wood.

With A Nail In It!

A Plank of Wood.

Without A Nail In It!

 

[thiosk]

Lawn Mower against the undead!


I know it's obvious, but hey.

mum has some incredible T&A

 

[ryai458]

well I have some hydrocholiric acid in my garage so I could use that to melt faces.

 

[historybuff]

Wires of any kind. Including Christmas lights.

And buttons. You can shove them into eyes. Just glue thumb tacks to them.

 

[michael_ab]

take the canister off the blender, get the blade on there (some creativity required) and you can make a MESS

can of axe, break the head off on a door frame BAM tear gas

canned deorderant, hair spray, anything spray + a match/lighter

get creative under the sink, youll think of something

any large book (spine first)

your xbox

bottom of a motherboard could do some dmg... nah thats just a torture thing

 

[Acidwell]

My PC
I'd use my scanner as a kind of flashbang, then use the cd tray to fire a selection of shurikens and cutlery. And as a final stroke i'd use some glass bottles and my psu to create a tesla coil. normally not dangerous but then i'd (insert household applience of choice + techno-babble) to make it lethal. End of person.