Ordinary Household Items that double as Epic Weapons!!

[stonethered]

Brooms, mops, and other similar household implements can be used as a spear. Remove the buisness end (the more broken it is by removing it the better), and stab away. Also good if you just need to keep something at a safe distance.

 

[Captain Pancake]

Fuck household items, my mother my grandfathers blunt machete in her cupboard. I know where I would heading if my parents house was broken into

A dictionary? badoomtish!

Well, there's a hammer in my landing...

And there's an empty beer bottle beside me.

... Don't read too much into that.

I'm just assuming you got HAMMERED!

Oh god, I'm sorry, that was terrible.

Dear god, that was the most I laughed in weeks!

 

[chinese_democracy]

Guns are normal household items in some places. Guns > cookie sheets.

 

[RanD00M]

SledgeHammers.They're ordinary household items right?

 

[TheSeventhLoneWolf]

I have hunting arrows which class as household, but i'll be fair.

Possibly a pillowcase filled with knives. It'd ptobably rip after a few swings, So just use a pillowcase full of coins.

How about Mugs? They're pretty solid.

 

[Smack-Ferret]

DVD's Ninja Death Discs.

On another note. Deodorant could make a good make shift Dildo in a pinch

...

I don't even want to know. Especially considering my deoderant can is in this [http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_aWwr8g03OwY/SojgXePpoJI/AAAAAAAAAR8/Xgo5QmsmXeo/s400/lynx_deodorant_body_spray_dark_temptation_11363.jpg] shape.

Any sort of electrical wire/cable could be used to throttle people I suppose.

Mmmmmm temptation.

 

[Robert632]

the couch. it's easier to lift then you would think.

 

[RanD00M]

what I consider the best film by the then upcoming director Peter Jackson

Meet the Feebles was so better.

 

[Little Duck]

The twilight dvd. Bore the zombies to death.

A-ha-ha!

Seriously though, it would be the trusty stool for me. Whacking power and jabbing too. Impaling as well if you sharpen a leg down.

 

[Simriel]

Golf Club. Great against dem evil zombies!

 

[Iampringles]

DVD's Ninja Death Discs.

On another note. Deodorant could make a good make shift Dildo in a pinch

When will you ever be in a pinch that will require a makeshift dildo?

 

[Little Duck]

DVD's Ninja Death Discs.

On another note. Deodorant could make a good make shift Dildo in a pinch

...

I don't even want to know. Especially considering my deoderant can is in this [http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_aWwr8g03OwY/SojgXePpoJI/AAAAAAAAAR8/Xgo5QmsmXeo/s400/lynx_deodorant_body_spray_dark_temptation_11363.jpg] shape.

Any sort of electrical wire/cable could be used to throttle people I suppose.

That and it can twist and spray, and that would give the poor woman a cold burn in a rather sensitive spot. Maybe a bad plan with that can.

 

[lodo_bear]

Wii Nunchuks. To bring out the ninja in you.

Failing that, I've got screwdrivers, wrenches, hammers, kitchen knives, and a large collection of large hardcover books. I'm good.

 

[SnippyWings]

Oh, and there's also spoons. They're blunt, they'll hurt more.

spoons are deadly weapons.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9VDvgL58h_Y

 

[failing_banana]

its actually a combination of household items all you need is bleach, ammonia (found in some air fresheners and in pee) a penny (uk don't know about other pennies) to create chlorine gas which can kill as many people in a house as you need

 

[slyywiskers]

what I consider the best film by the then upcoming director Peter Jackson

Meet the Feebles was so better.

Yea, meet the Feebles although a little weird in places was pretty good

 

[CivilWar]

Letter opener is a pretty decent knife, but if I wanted a knife, Id get one.

Umm... PS3/360 power pack? They're pretty hefty for a crack on the head.

 

[muckinscavitch]

All hail the mighty spork!

/thread

 

[selen_aria]

The toilet brush. I know I'd do anything to avoid being hit with one...

 

[Jekken6]

Never underestimate the head-crushing power of a toilet tank's lid.

I think someone else has seen Zombieland.