Photographic Proof That Spider-Man Musical Is $60 Million Down The Drain

[PinkiePyro]

What I want to know is who the bloody fuck is that sliver spikey guy suppost to be O___o
personally i really think they would of been better off making a batman musical rather than spiderman
as at least he has a baddie who sings anyway (or has one according to the current cartoon incarnation called batman: the brave and the bold no seriously there's a episode where he and black canary fight this guy who makes everyone break out into song)

 

[DanDeFool]

You know... I... I just don't understand any of this.

Why didn't they just do a broadway rendition of South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut? That would have done a helluva lot better.

 

[DanDeFool]

You know... I... I just don't understand any of this.

Why didn't they just do a broadway rendition of South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut? That would have done a helluva lot better.

 

[AssassinJoe]

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Damnit, I've been ragging on this thing since it was announced...but now...

I wanna see it...

And with that comment, I have lost any respect I would have had for you.

Seriously though, there still doing this? I thought the reboot was bad enough!

........well, they did it, they finally did it. I have now lost my last shred of hope for humanity.

 

[Infinatex]

I reckon it'll be worth it just for the laughs! When can I order tickets!

 

[LogicNProportion]

hahaha this will be awesome.Not "The Evil Dead: the Musical" awesome , but at least "oh my got thats so bad" awesome

Evil Dead in Toronto was amazing, the first three rows always got splashed with blood and I can still remember the song "What the fuck was that?"

I never really saw Spiderman as a musical, but it will probably be better then the worse musical I ever saw, I can't remember the name but it involved puppets.

If you're speaking of Avenue Q, I will cut you for your insolence.

 

[WolfEdge]

Who thought...

I can't...

Why would you...

I... brain think bad hurt...

Mmmm sleepy time...

 

[Blind Sight]

hahaha this will be awesome.Not "The Evil Dead: the Musical" awesome , but at least "oh my got thats so bad" awesome

Evil Dead in Toronto was amazing, the first three rows always got splashed with blood and I can still remember the song "What the fuck was that?"

I never really saw Spiderman as a musical, but it will probably be better then the worse musical I ever saw, I can't remember the name but it involved puppets.

If you're speaking of Avenue Q, I will cut you for your insolence.

I can't remember the name (we had eaten a few weed brownies and decided to go see a random theatre show) but it had a bunch of people literally walking around, holding dolls, and talking while moving the dolls' heads. I can't really remember but it was set in the 19th century and was amazingly dull. We left and saw a theatre version of the Rocky Horror Picture Show instead, which was pure awesome.

 

[Aurgelmir]

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Damnit, I've been ragging on this thing since it was announced...but now...

I wanna see it...

And here I only thought it was a joke... They actually made a musical... wow

 

[Stilt-Man]

There are no words in the English language to adequately articulate how badly I want to see this. I hope Foxwoods has popcorn.

 

[Sennz0r]

All I can say is when this flops can I have that Carnage costume?
Should be great for halloween.

 

[Jezzascmezza]

Jesus, the Green Goblin looks like a green Smurf.

 

[Blimey]

...lead me to believe that the show will be a bloated, overproduced mess.

So basically, its the Spiderman trilogy all over again.

 

[Cid Silverwing]

If I kill myself, and in the suicide note, blame it on the Spiderman Musical, and they cancel it, I feel that my death would have made the world a better place.

This from someone with a Final Fantasy X avatar. I'm sorry but the irony cracked me up.

OT: Musicals need to be banned now. They're just garbage one and all in this age.

 

[TerribleAssassin]

In the first picture that's Venom? I hope so, cause they've got it all wrong if it's not. And they've completely destroyed the epicness of Norman Osbourne now, I shall watch it, and I will most likely be dissapointed.

 

[Nautical Honors Society]

I knew this was going to be bad from the moment I heard Bono and The Edge would be writing the score.

You what?!

Wow. Looks like this thing died right out of the starting gate.

U2 has a few good songs, but they are very overrated. Also, every soundtrack that U2 has ever produced has been mediocre.

Just go ahead and listen to a few U2 songs in a row, the guitar sounds the same basically every track. Obnoxious uniformity will not make a very good Broadway score.

 

[Deathninja19]

TBH most plays barely brake even, including big ones, so the chances of this making back 60m is virtually impossible

 

[WorkerMurphey]

...lead me to believe that the show will be a bloated, overproduced mess.

So basically, its the Spiderman trilogy all over again.

ZING! Well put.

If you're going to make a play about a super hero why not go for one that's already kinda, you know, "fabulous!" like Aquaman. He could sing "Under the Sea" from Little Mermaid.