Points you can't argue against?

[Crazycat690]

Two words, Chuck Norris. Nothing else is certain knowledge, I cant be sure for example that Africa exists since Ive never been there. It may all be lies! But oh soo good lies indeed.

 

[IronicBeet]

My girlfriend.

Shwing!

There are points that you can't argue against. This is one of them.

Thats not even a statement.. How can "My Girlfriend" mean anything.. And besides.. He doesnt own the girl.. shes not his property.. His girlfriend might be cheating on him so that would make her not his.. Theres so many ways to argue against this..

So, did you ruin the joke on purpose, or did you really not get it?

This thread was created for a battle of wits not your stupid jokes such as "Your Mom" or "No U" Those are for either "4chan annoying namefag" thread or the "9 year old son of a ***** bastard with no fucking life who thinks the word poop is funny" thread.. So please leave now and burn in a fire thanks good bye..

Actually, the guy's joke was pretty witty if you ask me. Also, don't you think you're getting a bit mad over something so trivial?

 

[inpachi]

In order to sustain life you have to continue to breathe, you won't get much farther if you stop.

Not true.. Because we have not seen other species in the galaxy.. Maybe some of them dont have to breathe? And correct me if im wrong but bacteria some of them don't need air.. At least for a extreme amounts of time..

Yes but my point refers to YOU, not other species in the galaxy and I'm assuming you are a human and would not be able to survive without oxygen for a prolonged period of time. (By you I mean you in general)

This is not true either.. Because there are always ways to convert something else into Oxygen.. You can turn water into oxygen... This is why scientist are so happy that they found water on the moon.. That means they can make hydrogen and then turn that into rocket fuel and can also convert the water to oxygen.. Or water plants to produce oxygen..

Yes but if you were deprived of oxygen would you be able to survive long enough to perfom the necessary processes for water-to-oxygen conversion

I wouldnt have to.. I live less than a block away from a hospital.. and they have plenty for me.. and to make it even better its all downhill.. So no i wouldnt have to because the hospital has plenty to offer!

 

[Ravenbom]

I'm not going through 12 pages of responses, but I hope someone bought up genocide already. It's kind of hard to argue that point.

 

[inpachi]

My girlfriend.

Shwing!

There are points that you can't argue against. This is one of them.

Thats not even a statement.. How can "My Girlfriend" mean anything.. And besides.. He doesnt own the girl.. shes not his property.. His girlfriend might be cheating on him so that would make her not his.. Theres so many ways to argue against this..

So, did you ruin the joke on purpose, or did you really not get it?

This thread was created for a battle of wits not your stupid jokes such as "Your Mom" or "No U" Those are for either "4chan annoying namefag" thread or the "9 year old son of a ***** bastard with no fucking life who thinks the word poop is funny" thread.. So please leave now and burn in a fire thanks good bye..

Actually, the guy's joke was pretty witty if you ask me. Also, don't you think you're getting a bit mad over something so trivial?

Im not mad i just dont like it when people put retarded things in front of me when i am trying to converse with someone.. It just annoys the fuck out of me.. How would you like it if you were speaking to someone then someone jumps right in between you 2 shouts "POOP" then runs away.. Would you be pissed? I KNOW FOR DAMN SURE I WOULD..

 

[Dahni]

I am naturally ginger and have been for almost 16 years, which would be my whole life.

Any point made against that would be blatant lies, therefore it cannot be argued against, simply slobbered on by mindless idiots.

How are we supposed to know what happened in the last 16 years? Are we supposed to just believe your words? You may of changed your hair color in the last 16 years..

But that's not a point, that's a fact.
You can't argue about facts. 1+1=2, no matter how you bend it. (And if someone says 11 I will shoot someone... in tf2)

I did change my hair colour using dye in the last 16 years but I can't change my NATURAL hair colour. No matter how much dye I use on my hair, it grows in ginger and that cannot possibly be argued with.
So yes, it's a fact and you cannot argue against it.
I made a point, I backed it up by fact and therefore cannot be argued against.
Especially since I have photographic proof from every stage of my life

 

[IronicBeet]

My girlfriend.

Shwing!

There are points that you can't argue against. This is one of them.

Thats not even a statement.. How can "My Girlfriend" mean anything.. And besides.. He doesnt own the girl.. shes not his property.. His girlfriend might be cheating on him so that would make her not his.. Theres so many ways to argue against this..

So, did you ruin the joke on purpose, or did you really not get it?

This thread was created for a battle of wits not your stupid jokes such as "Your Mom" or "No U" Those are for either "4chan annoying namefag" thread or the "9 year old son of a ***** bastard with no fucking life who thinks the word poop is funny" thread.. So please leave now and burn in a fire thanks good bye..

Actually, the guy's joke was pretty witty if you ask me. Also, don't you think you're getting a bit mad over something so trivial?

Im not mad i just dont like it when people put retarded things in front of me when i am trying to converse with someone.. It just annoys the fuck out of me.. How would you like it if you were speaking to someone then someone jumps right in between you 2 shouts "POOP" then runs away.. Would you be pissed? I KNOW FOR DAMN SURE I WOULD..

Actually, I'd laugh my ass off if that happened. Also, please try to refrain from yelling. Use your inside voice.

 

[Naeo]

Usually when you just use the non-sequitur "Well you're a lowly earthling, what do you know?" people don't even bother trying to argue.

 

[NeoKing]

Try finding a counterpoint to this argument. Which is commonly referred to as agrippa's trilemma. If you try to make a statement, and then are asked why that statement is knowledge you will eventually do one of three things. You will either: find yourself in an infinite regress-whereby you continually make new arguments to back up the previous ones. Find yourself in a dogmatic argument whereby you refuse to answer and say that something is simply "because." Or you will end up using circular reasoning. None of these can be counted as knowledge, thus you have NOTHING, there is no knowledge, and people just dilute themselves into thinking there is. =P

 

[tjarne]

There is no arguing with the barrel of a gun...

 

[rokkolpo]

Religion is wrong

Science is wrong

theres no real proof for either

as a christian i often hear

Your wrong because sciance says the world was created by a big bang

maby you belive that im not saying its wrong just wheres the real evidence (same for christianity

how can science be wrong?

religion is definitly wrong in many ways because they all say different things (some must be wrong)

but science is accepted all over the world.

 

[Yersinia pestis]

Religion is wrong

Science is wrong

theres no real proof for either

as a christian i often hear

Your wrong because sciance says the world was created by a big bang

maby you belive that im not saying its wrong just wheres the real evidence (same for christianity

how can science be wrong?

religion is definitly wrong in many ways because they all say different things (some must be wrong)

but science is accepted all over the world.

Science isn't always right either, about 500 years ago science said that the earth was the center of the universe and that it was flat. In another 500 years what scientific truths that we hold so dear will be laughed at as the crazy myths of the uneducated masses?

 

[lenin_117]

Rape is bad.

Bad is an arbitrary term, so you can't conclusively prove that rape is bad.

You can argue against this point.

*watches your head explode*

[HEADING=1]I WIN![/HEADING]

SONOFABITCH!

I exist. I think, therefore I am.

How do I know you think? All I see is text, that doesn't mean you thought. Vice versa.

Religion is wrong

Science is wrong

theres no real proof for either

as a christian i often hear

Your wrong because sciance says the world was created by a big bang

maby you belive that im not saying its wrong just wheres the real evidence (same for christianity

Dot dot dot. There is no real proof for science? That statement is wrong in the fullest way possible! ARGH! *brainsplatter*

 

[inpachi]

Religion is wrong

Science is wrong

theres no real proof for either

as a christian i often hear

Your wrong because sciance says the world was created by a big bang

maby you belive that im not saying its wrong just wheres the real evidence (same for christianity

how can science be wrong?

religion is definitly wrong in many ways because they all say different things (some must be wrong)

but science is accepted all over the world.

Science is real.. It does make mistakes tho and or jumps to conclusions.. But only when it has a limited number of facts.. Science is real because when something is wrong sceintists find out why its wrong then correct it.. Religion is fake because it relys on ancient text from who knows how long.. And doesn't even try to express there own opinions.. Science is right because it builds on itself.. It learns from its mistakes and then makes itself better.. Religion is wrong because it makes the same mistakes over and over again and uses some old fairy tale as a reasoning for being ignorant..

 

[lenin_117]

Religion is wrong

Science is wrong

theres no real proof for either

as a christian i often hear

Your wrong because sciance says the world was created by a big bang

maby you belive that im not saying its wrong just wheres the real evidence (same for christianity

how can science be wrong?

religion is definitly wrong in many ways because they all say different things (some must be wrong)

but science is accepted all over the world.

Being accepted does not change whether something is true or not. Logical fallacy zing!

My girlfriend.

Shwing!

There are points that you can't argue against. This is one of them.

Thats not even a statement.. How can "My Girlfriend" mean anything.. And besides.. He doesnt own the girl.. shes not his property.. His girlfriend might be cheating on him so that would make her not his.. Theres so many ways to argue against this..

So, did you ruin the joke on purpose, or did you really not get it?

This thread was created for a battle of wits not your stupid jokes such as "Your Mom" or "No U" Those are for either "4chan annoying namefag" thread or the "9 year old son of a ***** bastard with no fucking life who thinks the word poop is funny" thread.. So please leave now and burn in a fire thanks good bye..

Actually, the guy's joke was pretty witty if you ask me. Also, don't you think you're getting a bit mad over something so trivial?

Im not mad i just dont like it when people put retarded things in front of me when i am trying to converse with someone.. It just annoys the fuck out of me.. How would you like it if you were speaking to someone then someone jumps right in between you 2 shouts "POOP" then runs away.. Would you be pissed? I KNOW FOR DAMN SURE I WOULD..

Actually, I'd laugh my ass off if that happened. Also, please try to refrain from yelling. Use your inside voice.

Ahhhhh, the sweet, sweet sound of condescension. Not appreciated anywhere.

 

[rokkolpo]

Religion is wrong

Science is wrong

theres no real proof for either

as a christian i often hear

Your wrong because sciance says the world was created by a big bang

maby you belive that im not saying its wrong just wheres the real evidence (same for christianity

how can science be wrong?

religion is definitly wrong in many ways because they all say different things (some must be wrong)

but science is accepted all over the world.

Science isn't always right either, about 500 years ago science said that the earth was the center of the universe and that it was flat. In another 500 years what scientific truths that we hold so dear will be laughed at as the crazy myths of the uneducated masses?

500 years ago we made assumptions, not gather scientific evidence

 

[xDarc]

Rape is bad.

Not for the rapist, Point invalid

touche

Seriously? Suspended? Not only did he make a valid observation- but it was also funny as hell. I could see it if he constantly posted two-word "+1" posts, but I read through some of his stuff and he doesn't make a habit of it.

Political Correctness on the internets- serious business.

 

[crudus]

There are 3 truths in life. The Sky is Blue women will manipulate men to get their way and we all die. Of course my favorite saying is the only Certainty we are given in life is the un-certainty of the future.

I remembered one also. When me and my buddy had the website up called TOGTFO we came up with a slogan which was "The internet holds 2 things. Lies and Tits And we got the Tits" of course not all tits are even true lol.

Am I supposed to argue those? (well I will) 1. The sky has been green, black, and white. 2. That is sort of a blanket statement isn't it? Not all do. Also, men manipulated women plenty of times to get what they want. 3. define death. If we are remembered then we don't die then people like Leonidas never die.

You can't argue against this statement.
If you wish to be pedantic.

What about, 'Yhis sentence is incorrect'?

I will admit I had to look up "yhis". And it isn't nice to make fun of our very own Yhis Quintero or those poor people that suffer from that terrible affliction by telling them that their sentences are incorrect.

I am inclined to think you are joking. However I do find it hilarious that you are the same person that had such an issue with strawmen.

Regardless, a simple glance down to the keyboard, the position of the letter Y in relation to the letter T, and a little common sense would solve the conundrum. That is, of course assuming you are serious, which I don't.

I was just reading the sentence that was presented to me in a humorous fashion. I was not weakening it's stance to try to defeat it.
>.>

<.<

I will however point out that that statement isn't making a point. Just stating a fact which in my opinion avoids half of the op's original requirements.

The statement is fine by the OP's standards because its point is that it can't be proved wrong.

So it isn't a stand alone point? I would say that is something that can be argued against.

 

[crudus]

1)The sky is blue on a cloudless Sunny day. I didn't say the sky was always blue.
2)I rarely hear a case of a man manipulating a women to be able to watch the game. But she can manipulate us to go shopping and such.
3) If your heart stops your body isn't being kept alive your dead. Leonidas is memory and isn't physically manifested to be interacted with.

Spoiler: 1.

..."blue" (the word) is ingrained into our heads when we are little and have no baring on what the color is. We have been taught that the sky is blue without learning it for ourselves. So, your "blue" (the color) could look like my "orange" (the color) and we would both say it is "blue"(the word).

Just to be a smart-ass: on what planet?
2.Because you aren't thinking. Men can manipulate for sex (women can fake an orgasm but a man can fake an entire relationship), for personal gratification(any emotionally abusive relationship), etc.
3. Your body doesn't make you you. It is your ideas and how you affect the world that does that. So, Leonidas isn't dead.