Poll: Am i the only person who hates elves?
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Yeah, Elves are cool in LoTR, and Oblivion. But that's because they're original. They're slapped on at most games. Just to fill the empy slot they reskin the LoTR elves. I've Started to dislike them recently. If they're different, different aspects and cultures they can be interesting, but not the steriotype.
I'm sure there are people who hate elves with you, but it comes across as an irrational hatred to me.
Now Dwarves, those creepy little drunken bastards, are the worst thing to happen to fantasy games. "Oh, I like stones and beer and am short, aren't I just the coolest?" Awful, disgusting creatures.
Now Dwarves, those creepy little drunken bastards, are the worst thing to happen to fantasy games. "Oh, I like stones and beer and am short, aren't I just the coolest?" Awful, disgusting creatures.
I honestly don't like to play elves either. They seem so boring.. Their architecture is always the same and they always drag things out. The only elves that I have ever liked are the Drow from D&D, and the Night Elves from Warcraft.
Something about elves generally irks me, whether it's their arrogance, their mary-sueness or the fact that the altmer in Oblivion was retarded.
That being said, I wouldn't call myself a 100% elf hater, i just hate the general elf population considering they all look like models, can cast awesome spells, have cool ears, are usually awesome rangers and may or may not have a connection to beasts/nature that exeeds any other race.
Still, by all means, I don't HATE them, I just hate their general depiction i guess.
That being said, I wouldn't call myself a 100% elf hater, i just hate the general elf population considering they all look like models, can cast awesome spells, have cool ears, are usually awesome rangers and may or may not have a connection to beasts/nature that exeeds any other race.
Still, by all means, I don't HATE them, I just hate their general depiction i guess.
FROM THE DESK OF THE ELF-KING:
MEMO TO ALL FOREST RESIDENTS:
Increase emo poetry output by 10% to compensate for the recent slump in Linkin Park record imports-- double pro-suicide banner exports.
Cut back food intake by 30%; some of the northern guard have failed to meet the standard of looking anorexic teenage girls.
Be sure to attend "Goodby-world-con '09" this summer.
Finally, be sure to avoid anything that even looks like sunlight-- The average Vampire is 3% paler than the average elf.
That is all.
Sincerely, The elf-king of genericforestland.
...In short, it *is* decidedly hard to like the stereotypical elf.
MEMO TO ALL FOREST RESIDENTS:
Increase emo poetry output by 10% to compensate for the recent slump in Linkin Park record imports-- double pro-suicide banner exports.
Cut back food intake by 30%; some of the northern guard have failed to meet the standard of looking anorexic teenage girls.
Be sure to attend "Goodby-world-con '09" this summer.
Finally, be sure to avoid anything that even looks like sunlight-- The average Vampire is 3% paler than the average elf.
That is all.
Sincerely, The elf-king of genericforestland.
...In short, it *is* decidedly hard to like the stereotypical elf.
www.ironkingdoms.com <- best elves ever. They come in two flavours, Iosan ("Wood"), who are xenophobic dicks who want to wipe out all humans because some of them can use magic and they think that's killing their gods (and they have solid glass battle robots!), and Nyss ("Winter"), who are slowly and painfully being turned into mutant zombies being controlled by the soul of a near-dead dragon (they don't have battle robots. They just have draconic monsters made from their own blood).
I quite like Elves in settings where they aren't the only race to have a million and one different species. Drow and Eladrin fucking piss me off...
I quite like Elves in settings where they aren't the only race to have a million and one different species. Drow and Eladrin fucking piss me off...