Poll: Am i the only person who hates elves?

[Pimppeter2]

Their not as bad as Kajits (or however the fuck you spell it)

 

[suhlEap]

well i dunno. i don't hate elves so i'm saying no. but it all depends what the elves are from.

 

[Khazoth]

No. Elves. In. The. Mother. Fucking. HORDE.

 

[TaborMallory]

Elves are nice to look at (the tall humanoid ones). Otherwise, they're arrogant (noun withheld)

 

[Vision of Division]

But there are many kind of ELFS. I mean did you see lord of the rings, kick ass is all i say.

DAMN right, they're kickass. Just think of the scene in The Two Towers when the elves come to Helm's Deep.

Elves are uncool? I agree to disagree

 

[Knight Templar]

Well are we talking Elf or Elves? I don't know the real diffrence, but it seems the lame kind are the former and the cool the latter.

The best Elves were in the Lord of the Rings, everything since then has been a cheap imitation. Especially the ones in Dungeons and Dragons. They're like a disgusting cross between Tolkien's Elves and the ones from old folk tales, pixies and fairies and such.

Ugh. I hate them.

You don't like the drow? or do you mean the common elves in DnD.
The high elves (tolkienesque elves) are called the eladrin in DnD.

Yeah, I was referring to the standard ones, they annoy the crap out of me. The Drow are alright I suppose - or rather, one of them is.

Jarlaxle? ^_^

Nindel zhah natha nime, z'arlathilu.

I think he ment Drizzt Do'Urden.

 

[Thegoodfriar]

I used to love elven characters.

Then I realized they are just dainty humans, that are really annoying. Now i just prefer dead elves.

 

[Darth Brownie]

Male elves are gay
Female elves are hot

that's it

 

[ix_tab]

Terry Pratchett's elves are my favourites, creepy little bastards that they are.

I like most incarnations of elves actually.

 

[samsprinkle]

But there are many kind of ELFS. I mean did you see lord of the rings, kick ass is all i say.

I like how you put emphasis on your incorrect spelling of elves. Bravo dumbass

 

[MasterSqueak]

Elves are the reason I require a magma pipe whenever I start a Dwarf Fortress.

 

[Eric the Orange]

I don't mind them unless they are the crazy over powered tolkien style.

 

[Xan Krieger]

The worst kind of elves I deal with are from W40K because the Eldar and Dark Eldar are basically elves in space. They also have flimsy armor and pathetic infantry weapons. Their only redeeming feature is the abilities to teleport for their warp spiders and the ability of their tanks to fly.

I figure all of this based on the Dawn of War series of which I have played every game except Winter Assault

 

[irishdelinquent]

I hate the elves, so very much. Stupid whiny bastards, thinking that their life story is so tragic.

 

[toapat]

Ever since i started inhabiiting seedier corners of the internet and discovered rule 34 elves haven't been the same.

you do understand that the elves basically were suposed to be the equivalent of the people you want to bang the absolute most. rule 34 wasnt even concieved before elf porn.

I do, they're boring. Why can't anyone be original? I'm sick of playing games set in "generic fantasy setting". At least the elves in Warcraft are done in an interesting way, but in most cases it's just cut and paste from the lord of the rings.

agreed, when done in a way like warcraft has taken with elves (post battle of hyjal, no elf has immortality after that point, or even really is arrogant(except that one guy in darnassus)) has been overall better then other ways elves have been done.

i still hate male blood elves because only one in the storyline has ever been a good guy.

 

[Biek]

The Oblvion elves just look plain horrible. especially wood elves. It took me alot of tweaking to create a dark elf who had a good looking face.

I usually roleplay disliking elves. Wich is easy for you to do if your an orc or a dwarf.

 

[Lucane]

I'm an Elvaan in FFXI but i'm not a diehard fan of elves.