I like dogs, but cats are better in my opinion. I have a black cat that likes to chill with me on my bed. They prowl the house, they're quiet, they catch stray bugs and lizards and things, they act smugly superior (which is adorable in its own convoluted way), and evil people stereotypically have a Right-Hand Cat. I practice evil as a hobby, so why not?
Obligatory "A-muahahahah!"
The problem is: I have mild allergies, so I'm not really an animal person. Both cats and dogs leave hair everywhere. I wonder if it's possible to have an evil sphynx?