Here's how my group sessions go. (I'm 1)
1: Be sure to close that door.
2: Right.
3: Woah, you hear that? Shit, there's a witch...
1: Oh, man. OK, everyone lights off.
2: Okay. But you know, actually, if we all concentrate our fire, I think we can kill it.
1: Yeah, but we'd lose at least one guy in the process...
2: No no, if you all aim for the head and take it by surprise then you can down it in like two hits. I'm serious, I've seen a bunch of guys do it.
3: Like, with them?
2: Uh, no, on YouTube.
1: Guys, I'm against this. There's no reason to attack it, so stop being an idiot and just-
2: Okay, 2 and 4, you go over there, and...
1: What are you-!...You idiots! (I run away)
*BLAM*
3 has died!
2: Oh SHOOT!
4: KILL IT!
2 has died!
1: I'm going for the exit! LATER, you idio-aw, dangit, a smoker...
Your group has been overwhelmed!
1: Let's not do that this time. Lesson learned?
2: Lesson learned.
1: Okay, let's go. Be sure to close that door.
2: Right.
3: Woah, you hear that? Shit, there's a witch...
(REPEAT)