Poll: Best Excuse to be a Villain

[SneakyBawls]

I play evil. Always. Maybe it has something to do with for years and years in gaming we were never even given the option. We always played the hero. But mostly it's just me. As a kid I always rooted for Cobra over GI Joe....or Darth Vader over Luke. Good is too boring for me. Plus KotOR spoiled me to always want that choice.

 

[Gahars]

I don''t know.

I just woke up and said, "Hey, villainy would be mighty swell to try out."

They canceled Futurama

 

[Kiefer13]

Because it's just too much damned fun.

 

[Combined]

Can being-able-to-beat-people-with-a-stunstick-and-finding-it-fun be considered as ultimate power? If yes, then that.

 

[E-mantheseeker]

O.O this whole thred is a reched hive of scum and villany *nukes the thred*

See the problem with what you just did is you did the classic mistake all "goody two shoes" do. You say a little speech and you attack and walk away thinking you've defeated the villain. This thread is too evil to be destroyed by your measly nuke.

*Laughs maniacally... pauses for the other posters to laugh along with him* (You better laugh with me or there will be hell to pay!)

 

[Lucane]

Because if someone says "You can't do that!" you don't have to listen or care.

 

[ZakuII]

I make it comical.

 

[Datalord]

Premise 1: I could be a successful hero or villain
Premise 2: All hero's are shunned my the public
Premise 3: A successful villain can become rich
QED I would be a villian because it sucks less than the alternative

Edit:The world will never know who has killed all the worlds puppies and robbed every major company except the snowcone industry HAHAHA

 

[Jursa]

Ever played Dungeon Keeper 2? "It's good to be bad"

 

[Datalord]

Ever played Dungeon Keeper 2? "It's good to be bad"

I concur

 

[Flying-Emu]

I'm only a villain because holding countries to ransom with orbital superweapons is an easier route into power than democracy.

This.

But my superweapon is located in a basement and is just a multicolored death ray.

Multicolored? Are you sure that's not just a laser light show?

Do not question my want to introduce Laser Floyd to Middle-Eastern countries, mortal.

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

Working in retail.

 

[neoman10]

wheres "because it's too damn fun"

 

[Manbro]

I kill cause BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD...SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE...AND BADGES CAUSE KHORNE LIKES THOSE TOO.

On a more serious not however I would probably be evil for revenge, or power...

As for me, it'd be power. Why do I want power? Power leads to knowledge. Knowledge leads to divinity. You can see where I'm going with this...

because of that. Or if you paid me enough.

Also, I like villains I can sympathise with, ones that have a back story and a reason for being the way they are. Or ones that see themselves as the good guys and are not evil from malice but from perspective.

 

[iseko]

Ultimate power. It's all a real villain wants. They can say they just do it because it's fun but that is ultimate power. You just do what you want.

It's the same like sefless actions. There is no such thing. Everything you do is because somehow you get better for it.

 

[Mr. Valentine]

the devil made me do it...

why doese everyone blame dante? he not that bad of s guy.

 

[InvisibleMilk]

Best Excuse?
I play world of warcraft

 

[DarkLordofDevon]

Who needs an excuse? Villains have 10 times more fun, can kill anyone they don't like, do anything they want and basically have ultimate power up until the point a young child heralded as a prophet savior comes along and accidentally trips over and sticks a knife if your back.

But even if you die young, its always best to be evil. I'd rather rule for a day with ultimate power than spent a lifetime as someone normal.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

Humanity has become too corrupt, so I will drown them in their own evil! Evil for Evil's sake villains are really the kind you can hate.
King Einon in Dragonheart. now there was a monster! Kara tells him to release her father so he shoots an arrow through his heart. "Death should be a release not a punishment"

 

[ChromeAlchemist]

I'm only a villain because holding countries to ransom with orbital superweapons is an easier route into power than democracy.

I'll be voting for you in 2016. I better see a freaking gagantuan orbital superweapon, with updates on it's development and a voting poll for what we want added to it.