Poll: BLOOD! BLOOD EVERYWARE!

[master m99]

that...was a good night...now what the flying fuck happened?

 

[JamesStone]

Hum...Hum... It was that way when I got there!

 

[voetballeeuw]

Jack the Ripper probably killed the hooker that I had "invited" over

 

[Queen Michael]

Usually I don't like joke poll options, but that one was funny. Anyway, if my bed's covered in blood a vampire's guaranteed to be involved.

 

[ICanBreakTheseCuffs]

ow gawd they took MY FRIKEN KIDNEY!

 

[PrototypeC]

"That time of the month again..."

 

[Paksenarrion]

I was a baby when this happened. My mom freaked out, because she thought I was bleeding. When she took a closer look, it wasn't really blood.

It was ants.

 

[Gralian]

Simple: I forgot to clean the crap off the walls when the last test subjects failed my SAW-esque puzzles. I'm a serial killer, remember?!

 

[Timotei]

It was the third Friday of the month...

 

[zombiejoe]

I was a baby when this happened. My mom freaked out, because she thought I was bleeding. When she took a closer look, it wasn't really blood.

It was ants.

Oh that's ok it's just ants- WHAT THE HELL!?!?!?


lol

 

[Paksenarrion]

I was a baby when this happened. My mom freaked out, because she thought I was bleeding. When she took a closer look, it wasn't really blood.

It was ants.

Oh that's ok it's just ants- WHAT THE HELL!?!?!?


lol

XD

That was pretty much her reaction. My bottle was leaking, and it attracted ants. One minute, I'm just sleepily drinking my milk, when all of a sudden ANTS! HUNDREDS OF THEM!

 

[Gudrests]

....check my covers for a horse head....if no head. i killed someone...cuz lets face it. its not my blood

 

[zombiejoe]

I was a baby when this happened. My mom freaked out, because she thought I was bleeding. When she took a closer look, it wasn't really blood.

It was ants.

Oh that's ok it's just ants- WHAT THE HELL!?!?!?


lol

XD

That was pretty much her reaction. My bottle was leaking, and it attracted ants. One minute, I'm just sleepily drinking my milk, when all of a sudden ANTS! HUNDREDS OF THEM!

At least it's better then a giant army of bananas!

 

[Estarc]

None of the poll options are right. I'd assume I MADE A DEAL WITH THE DEVIL WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!1!!1!!!one!!

 

[cystemic]

if you're a girl number 2 happens frequently otherwise its probably a raving axe murderer who took a wrong turn

 

[shadyh8er]

Something definitely happened in my sleep. I'm too wimpy to scratch anything let alone do something to it that would make it go all anime bloodspray all over the place.

 

[ryanxm]

a failed robbing attempt im gonna start putting little signs outside my house "here lies blank blank blank he got away once but was too stupid to stay away"i think that might stop this sort of thing from happening

 

[Theninja'skatana]

IF it was mine I'd faint because the first thought would be "I'm actually a girl".
If it was somebody esle's I'd probably remeber violent,bloody,murder....unless they made me angry Then their ass is grass. Hey maybe I know blood magic gonna need more blood... and the cycle continues

 

[InvisibleMilk]

Period blood.
MY OWN.
I'M A MAN.

 

[Owlgravy]

Maybe I'm an anime character who had a small nosebleed on the night