Poll: Congratulations, you've been promoted!

[gim73]

All options are too risky. I'll quit rather than accept the promotion.

Definetly Vault tec, at least I have a chance of NOT getting my ****ing brains smashed/eaten/vaporized.

You ever seen a Vault Tec employee in the Fallout games?

I didn't think so. There's a reason for that.

They're all dead. So you might want to rethink that.

WRONG! There are several examples of vault-tec employees still around. One of them spent 200 years in cryo-sleep tormenting the rest of the vault for his experiments. Technically, all of the overseers are vault-tec employees as well as everyone in the vaults. You meet a couple of ghouls that were vault tec employees as well (since ghouls don't die of old age, even pre-war employees are still around).

Now nuka-cola employees, those guys are all dead. There must have been alot of nuka cola back in the day for there to be over a 200 year supply of the stuff. You can't NAME a resource with that much of a supply. After the bombs dropped, I'm pretty sure the first thing people did was start hording nuka cola and attacking the companies to get some.

 

[Doc Cannon]

Weyland-Yutani: common employees don't usually die, they just work on ordinary space stations, colonies or Earth (that would be my choice of course). There's actually few cases of WY manpower being killed in the Aliens universe, it's the greedy higher ups that usually die

 

[teutonicman]

Definitely vault-tech because it's very likely that by the time anyone has an issue with the quality of my product I'll be long dead.

 

[Jedoro]

I'm not the corporate type, so I'd stay out of any of them if at all possible. If I HAD to choose, it would be Vault-Tec. Who knows what they could do with modern technology? Exactly, so I'd rather be on their side.

 

[Beastialman]

I'd work for Vault Tec, might even get a swank bobblehead.

Edit: Changed I'm to I'd, DERP DERP DERP

 

[geldonyetich]

ApostleCorp [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ApostleCorp#ApostleCorp].

As a bonus, it seems most of the members of that corporation were slain in corporate rivalry. Poll Compatibility++

 

[Invaderbrim]

I would have to go with Aperture Science. Not as a tester though, I would be the guy who would program the system to do menial tasks. Such as baking cake or singing an oddly catchy song.
Or flooding the facility with a deadly neurotoxin.

 

[gmaverick019_v1legacy]

Cerberus, for sure

 

[WayOutThere]

I'd go with Armacham myself because I'd love to learn how all that freaky telekenetic/telepathic/telewhatever shit works.

 

[DaemonCult]

Weyland-Yutani, Sure I'd die by horrible face rape but atleast it'd be fun as hell for the few hours I was alive!

 

[Singularly Datarific]

Definetly Vault tec, at least I have a chance of NOT getting my ****ing brains smashed/eaten/vaporized.

provided you're not in that vault with the jaguar.

 

[Phoenixlight]

I'd go for the Umbrella Corporation because they just look awesome. Also you have your own security.

 

[manaman]

Vault Tec. It's not the employees who are in danger. It's the fools who are in the vaults.

You mean the vaults that also housed a large number of Vault Tech employees.


I would have to go with Cyberdine. Cause in a world where that company exists it doesn't matter if you work for them or not, your chances are pretty slim. At least as an employee there is small chance you can get wind of something happening and maybe take off for the least populated area you can find.

 

[Caligulove]

Weyland-Yutani.
They seem to be doing more than just colonize alien-infested worlds. There seem to be other and more important things that I could be doing besides be alien fodder. Though it would be possible- but the chances of Aliens or a Predator being somewhere I go are... small.

And at some point they'll figure out how to deal with them, too, I'd hope

 

[MARGARITAMANX2X]

Umbrella because once you get over the zombie outbreaks they have great benefits

 

[Herb sewell]

for me vault tec. they made the giant super-protective vaults and I'm going to assume the one that all the employees and scientists went into didn't have some crazy experiment going on inside.

i may be wrong i need to get some of the old fallout games.

I was thinking vault-tec too but they had some pretty crazy experiments going on. One where they purposely overfilled it, one where they didn't give enough food to last the fallout, one where they filled it with guns instead of food and even one where the doors just didn't close. Eventually that last one was renamed necropolis city of the dead. Actually being a ghoul wouldn't be so bad but I would still rather take my chances with the shamblers in raccoon city.

 

[slopeslider]

You just got offered a great business opportunity.

The only problem is, your employer is one of the above. Who would you choose, and why?

Personally, I'd chose the Umbrella Corp. They may screw up on a regular basis, but the survival of their higher-ups seems to be the main worry.

You seem to forget how they kill employees on any little whim. Remember the research Facility in RE5? And how no one was alive there?

 

[Sneaklemming]

OPC dont seem so bad do they? Alright I might get savaged by ED-209 at a boardroom meeting, but that's only happened once before. It's not like theyre gonna seal the building and gas everyone (ah hem Apeture, and Umbrella)