Poll: Congratulations, you've been promoted!

[SextusMaximus]

I would prefer to work for arpeture science, but where the hell is Black Mesa?

 

[Comma-Kazie]

NOT Armacham--Alma's scary enough without giving her a reason to be mad at me!

 

[duchaked]

maybe Aperture Science...cuz then I might survive (oh wait the Combine...)

or...never mind I'm not a science nerd enough darn

I'd say Cyberdine but I'd probably just get squashed by a Terminator for "testing"

 

[Brad Shepard]

Fuck, at least with Vault Tech, i have a chance of surviving.

 

[Goenitz]

http://www.legendsofhorror.org/images/umbrella/umbrella.jpg

Umbrella Corp.

 

[King of the Sandbox]

Definetly Vault tec, at least I have a chance of NOT getting my ****ing brains smashed/eaten/vaporized.

This.

Also, Vault-Tec has neat-o lunchboxes and the coolest mascot.

 

[Baradiel]

Vault-tec. They made a secret vault that actually worked, because they had the sense to not want to go into deliberately sabotaged vaults. Unfortunately the Enclave found out about it, and kinda massacred everyone inside and stole the Serum.

Ah well, it was going slightly better than the rest.

 

[sumanoskae]

Vault Tech: only one I can even fathom surviving AND upholding even the slightest bit of ethics and self respect

 

[Deadlock Radium]

Aperture Science; you may end up being devoured by an insane higher intelligence but you'll see some cool shit before you die.

And maybe it's us who are mentioned in "Oh no! Somebody cut the cake!"
I want cake, therefore I joined Aperture Science.

 

[Ben Legend]

Aperture science, simply because it would be the most fun.

 

[DarkMessiah]

Aperture Science. I would be liberating so many Weighted Companion Cubes it's unreal.

 

[Arionis]

Given how many employees they lose, I'd go to Weyland - Yutani, and buy stocks for my family.

Also, get a Xenomorph for a pet. 83 (they've been trained before, I'll do it again)

 

[Knife-28]

Umbrella Corp.

Fixed that for you.

OT:I can't believe no ones said this but International Genetic Technologies, Incorporated or InGen for short.You get to work on a tropical island and create Dinosaurs.

 

[Katherine Kerensky]

Well, these guys have the best survival chances of those listed, higher-ups to the lowest workers.

Spoiler

We run the Cops. You're a Cop. Yes, you are a Cop.
Or, at least I hope you are.
ED209! ATTACK!!!
You're FIRED!

 

[Commander Jack Rankin]

Vault Tec. I want to help usher in tomorrow's technology...Today!

 

[S.R.S.]

Weyland-Yutani. Building Better Worlds.

Test subject number 7 here.

 

[Ze_Reaper_Of_Zeath]

Vault-Tech

GECK, Vaults, You name it. they build it.