Well here's a little less punctuation in my review of Mr.Reviewer, Yahtzee the blimey natzi. Just kidding. I would lick his testicles in admiration if given the opportunity. Again, not.
He does tend to talk negatives about games, and that is it alone, and that is exactly the reason I watch his videos.
I can rely on his shit faced mean reviews to seek out the horrors in games with the multiple posibilities of purchase along with the little black devil people and the ordinary white people pun I tend to laugh until my rectum is bursting with hot gas because of the interest that he can cause to peak, simply because he talks really fast and has a sarcastic way of doing everything, including his excessive shitting on Doilies.
Why does he shit on Doilies? Just Cause!
He has a good way of running his sentences together in a manner that makes some modest sense simply because he is a brit, If I was a brit I would have women begging to lick at my ballsack every six minutes but of course, no, I am American, and so I must fabricate a russian accent and beat off to Hitler Parodies which can often lead to serious concequences like in the new hit novel; Broke Dick Fountain.
A second reason his balls are of a superior race... err... Genus penus is because of his pinpoint accuracy to ram his finger into the bum of nearly EVERY single games major problems, and I tend to be coincided to agree with the negativities that he presents simply because he doth not lie. And the little devil people add in an effect of humility and joy as they are tortured by rapist missiles, sexually crazed women and frack jack white men. And his multiple showings of pussies (of the genus 'cattus') are often at the right time for a fun laugh.
Why do I laugh at hairy pussies being abused on National internet TV? Just Cause 2!
Overall, Yahtzee the Natzi is one of the best reviewers I have had the pleasure of listening to, and the pleasure of pleasuring Jill to the voice of. He has the god-given ability to piss off fanboys (like myself, MB 2 RED DEAD... which He hasn't reviewed yet, blimey prick), and he can change the outcome of what we will buy at times. (Made me want Just Cause 2 over Alan Wake, well, Just Cause...) His talent of urinating on our toilet lids of minds is something we must not underestimate or rid the world of, he is a god in his own Reich. SEIG HEIL MEIN FUHRER, HEIL YAHTZEE! *Marches to the beat of Boom Boom Pow in honor of Yahtzee*
