Poll: Don't push this Button

[Captain Epic]

The only reason that it would say "DONT PUSH THIS BUTTON" is to get you to not press it. If it would really make something bad happen it wouldsay something like this "HEY YOU, IF YOU DON'T PUSH THIS BUTTON THEN I WILL DETONATE THE C4 BOMBS I HAVE PLANTED ALL OVER THIS ROOM!!!!"

 

[masher]

I would have said yes, but the third option caught my attention.

 

[Vrach]

Ok, you wake up in a dark room, and have no idea how you got there. In front of you is a big red button. The button says "Don't push this button."

Do you press it?

No. I push on it with all my bodily weight aided with the frantic amount of enthusiasm

 

[photog212]

Well, if its a dark room, how can I read the sign?
And, I'd probably just open the door.

 

[Sightless Wisdom]

Well it depends how long I was stuck in the room. If there was an easy way out within an hour I wouldn't push the button, otherwise.... I might push it.

 

[Jfswift]

Obviously, it demands to be pressed

 

[Hollock]

I'd not push the button, I'd spit on it until it short circuts so that if curiosity got the best of me I couldn't (plus it would be, like, totally gross and junk GMWAS!)

 

[Calhoun347]

Yes,a million times yes! I would push that buttons so fast, anyone watching would be stupefied.

 

[Airsoftslayer93]

Push it, whats the worst that can happen

 

[SideburnsPuppy]

So, no reply on the door yet? Okay. First I look for a door. If I find a door, I open it, leave the building, look around for my house. If I am unable to find my house, I beg for change, use a payphone, and call the police. If there is no door, I look for trapdoor and repeat. If the room has no orifice, I wait until I am unbearably hungry, at which point I push the button, either to suicide or find out what the hell is going on. So, yeah. I'd push the button, eventually. Although, as Unforgotten Realms has taught me, not pushing buttons is a very valuable skill, and can sometimes make doors appear!

 

[yoz13]

I don't think id press it straight away but if I was imprisoned in the room for a long amount of time I think id press it out of boredom

 

[Ithera]

Worked out fine for Ren & Stimpy? What's the worst that could happen? The big......shiny red button...... "gurgle"

 

[Mistermixmaster]

I'd wait for about one hour... If nothing had happened by then, I'd probably see how many times I could mash it within a 20 second time frame, and then try to improve my high score if nothing happened with me.

What? You only get as much fun as you make yourself...

 

[Mr. Gency]

It's a trap! There trying to trick you with negative suggestions!

Don't kill the cat!

 

[Mr. Gency]

"I am giving you a choice. If you press the button in front of you, a person you do not know in the world will di-" "BUTTON!" *smash*

This is killing me. I know I saw a sketch or something with this, but I can't remember where. I give up, what's this from?

It's from The Box. I never saw it so I don't know if it's any good.

 

[Aerodyamic]

BUTTON!

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*SMASH*

Spoiler: also

 

[JRCB]

You rang?

In other news, not going to press it.