Poll: Fake Swear Words

[Madrak the Red]

Anyone use pretend swear words. Either when writing, thinking or even in everyday conversation. For example, I use cursewords from Sci-fi and other pretend areas. For example, I regually use Frack (BSG) gorram (firelfly) feth (gaunts ghosts) as well as trying to remember several of the chinses swear words and exclamations you get with the Serenity Role-Playing game (no kidding, there's about four pages). So, do you. If so, what are your favorites?

Edit: By popular demand (read: one valid suggestion) I have edited the poll. Enjoy!

 

[CoverYourHead]

I don't really use them, I prefer the real-deal instead.

 

[TheRightToArmBears]

Occasionally call people "Spaggs" Or "Spaggots"

 

[iain62a]

OY! Smeghead, this forum isn't irrelevant! (See what I did there)

But in all seriousness, I don't really ever use made-up swear words in general conversation

 

[Damien the Pigeon]

I substitute other words for swears for the simple fact that the reaction will be "Oh, how adorable!" as opposed to "Oh my GOD!!!! *Head explodes*"

Son of a buscuitman!

Aw mother....hippo!

 

[Dudemeister]

Feck
Also, Smeg

 

[SecretTacoNinja]

Smeg, smegging, smeg-head, smeg-bucket, smeg-face etc...

It's fun because it's a shortened term for Smegma (something incredibly disgusting), but no-one knows that. Plus it sounds harmless, although it can make you sound like a dork because it's said all the time in a sci-fi comedy called Red Dwarf.

DO NOT Google Smegma, you will regret it. Although you can google Smeg if you want to see some awesome kitchen appliances...

 

[Karisse]

Spuhgeh!

More an frustrated grunt than a pretend swear word, but the meaning is hardly ambiguous when heard.

 

[Raptoricus]

I do use a fair few, like fook, barsteward and mother chuffer .

 

[Gahrer]

Not made up by me, but "frack" from Battlestar Galactica is a nice word.

 

[jdnoth]

I called someone a Spider Expert once.

First person to guess where thats from gets a special prize.

 

[ZeroMachine]

If I had that Serenity book, I'd probably slip in a chinese curse every now and again XD but alas, I don't...

...Da-shiong bao-jah-shr duh la-doo-tze...

 

[Signa]

I've used "Frell" from Farscape a few times. I think it rolls off the tongue a lot smoother than "frak."

 

[tomdavi]

My favourite is "Go suck a mangina!", whether that's made up or not I do not know, but it's always struck me as the worlds most highly offensive portmaneau.

 

[Littaly]

E'chuta

From The Empire Strikes Back

 

[Avatar Roku]

I only use them when the few teachers I have who give a crap come around.


EDIT:You should probably add "around authority figures" to the poll

 

[AboveUp]

What the frell?! Why would you use smegging fake swear words when you have perfectly fine real ones?

 

[stormcaller]

My friend started calling people "homodaphrodites" does that count? because it makes no sense what so ever.