Poll: Get a life

[Marter]

The "I don't care that you think I don't have a life. Your opinion means nothing to me." option.
*dies inside*

 

[The Stonker]

Person:Get a life you nerd!!

Me:Touch my bottom.

Person:What?

Me:Yeah touch my bottom.

Person:Walks away slowly.

Me:Starts walking towards him/her with crazy eyes.

Person:Runs away.

That's how I counter argue all of the people that call me a no lifer even tho my definition of life is your own so everyone has a life one way or another.

 

[Chogg Van Helsing]

"*Hmmm... this idiot is actually trying to insult me. My self esteem reduces slightly... but they paid attention to me... so my self esteem and vanity grows more.. therefore... I WIN!* He he he..."

 

[Life_Is_A_Mess]

"You should focusing on commenting your life, since it's in a much worse state than mine."

 

[Tinneh]

How the hell is "no u" cool? It's immature as hell, like something an 8 year old would say, and it marks you as an idiot since it shows you can't think of your own witty reply.

On topic: "I have lots of lives. I play videogames" is always the geeky/cool response.

No u.

OT: My version of the poorly thought-out one. "Uhm... uhh... f-fuck you!"

 

[DazBurger]

I already have several characters! Why would I need one more?

 

[bak00777]

I simply go with 'Define life'. It's fun to watch them stutter and stammer before calling you a 'fag'.

i have done that before, it is quite funny, then you can make fun of them for hesitating

 

[Jernau]

I replied with "other" and my standard response to this kind of insult is something along the lines of "Well, are you an Olympic hopeful? No? Thought not, now go and fuck yourself I like my life."

Harsh, maybe a little but it's true and it pisses the hell out of me when people say it to me. Mostly because they have absolutely no concept of how hard it is to do what I am attempting to do and dismiss all that hard work in one small sentence. I probably shouldn't get worked up about it however it just gets under my skin for some reason and everyone needs somewhere to vent.

 

[gamefreakbsp]

Mine would be, "I'm good thanks."

 

[Sjakie]

I will adopt the Psycho response.
It's the only one which breathes more 'Alpha-maleness' then the one uttering the insult.

 

[Ickorus]

A life? I have several.

I call that the gamer response.

 

[HawtCakez]

You know, I don't think I would have a witty response to such a situation. If someone said that, I'd probably scoff at them and walk away. I know it's not groundbreaking but it's my natural response to a conflict.

 

[ShrooM_DoughKiD]

If someone was to tell me to get a life, I'd say nothing, I'd just keep walking.

 

[Terminate421]

Sorry bro, mines in use. Yours on the other hand looks like it could use some fixing

 

[Ham_authority95]

Well....AT LEAST I SHOWER!!!!

More seriously, I would ask them what a "life" is, because if its just a huge roaring social circle, they need to get their definitions straight.

 

[Plurralbles]

"I would take yours but your blood would stain my shirt."

 

[spartan231490]

I usually say something like: "I'd use yours, but it's just not up to my standards."

 

[liquidus118]

I voted "Where do I download one?" but like to think I'm cool enough to say "What, compared to YOUR miserable, ignorant existence? If what you have is what's considered life then I think I'll pass". Though I doubt I'd ever actually say that.
That or I'd go with a ridiculously nerdy one to patronise them; "Ha! Well I conquered the Mystic Mountains with my Andronian Axe-Mage at only level 57! What have YOU done, hmmm? Get laid? Pfft. Pathetic." and then laugh at their dumb-founded expression from the comfort of my own mind.

 

[Jark212]

"Has anyone ever been as far as decided to look more like?"

That shut his trap while I walked away, plagiarizing is fun...

 

[EchetusXe]

If someone was to tell me to get a life, I'd say nothing, I'd just keep walking.

What if you were sitting down?