Poll: How do you eat pizza?

[Fraught]

I cut them into pieces with my knife and fork, and then, when I start to eat it, I use my hands.

 

[data_not_found]

I throw mine in a blender with some coke and eat with a cup. Trust me, it's practical.

 

[Torque669]

Hands. Who eats it with a fork?

Exactly what I was thinking. I dont even eat pizza that often and I dont like the feel at all but Ill still pick it up and eat it.

 

[thom_cat_]

Unless it is absolutely boiling and oily. hands.

 

[lslines]

Knife and fork are only acceptable when the pizza has been made by my little sister, or somebody following her crazy recipe-- that stuff falls to soggy pieces that burn everything they touch if you dare try and pick it up.

Any other pizza ever, hands.

 

[EscapeGoat_v1legacy]

Hands usually. Knife and fork sometimes, like if it's too hot, but I use my hands usually.

 

[Darth Sea Bass]

Hands when i'm at home knife and fork when i'm at a restaurant.

 

[The Infamous Scamola]

Hands. Only right way to eat it. /Italian

 

[THEMANWHOIS]

With a spork. I like to be prepared.

 

[Sick boy]

Hands

 

[TankCopter]

I am a simple being who picks up the pizza, points the pointy end at her face and eats it. I will however, refuse a burnt crust. I hate burnt crusts, because normally I love the crusts and this excess of carbon ruins it.

 

[Pandawudell]

i put it in my mouth, chew a few times then swallow...

 

[Queen Michael]

Knife and fork, except when it's the kind of thick-crusted pizza that you can lift without having it bend over and drop all the topping on the plate.

 

[Sexual Harassment Panda]

I place mine in the fireplace, then dive down the chimney.

 

[nolph fooz]

when i saw the title of this topic, i tought : well,with my mouth duhh

 

[ZeeClone]

Hands. Pizza is the original finger food. Why abandon such an awesome idea for utensils.

 

[DazBurger]

I use utensils. And I eat slowly. I'm not an animal.

I will, however, eat with my hands if eating pizza outdoors with no table. (Like I did at this year's Lollapalooza.)

But you ARE an animal... Just ask Darwin!

 

[Overlord_Dave]

I use both.

I tend to eat Italian-style thin-based pizzas (don't really like deep-pan), so I use a knife and fork until the pieces get small enough to pick up without them flopping all over my lap.

But with a deep-pan I would probably just use my hands.

 

[Seanchaidh]

Depends how messy it is. If the crust doesn't hold together enough to be held, I use a fork. And I might also use a fork if substantial amounts of the topping have come off.