Varchld said:
Quaidis said:
"If God didn't want humans to eat animals, then why did he make them out of meat?"
My preferred version is:
"If God didn't want humans to eat each other, then why did he make us out of meat?"
I'm not picky enough to care, so long as it's not the other, other white meat.
Why on earth would you want to eat a human of all things? I mean, unless you want to suffer a heart attack from extreme cholesterol. Humans are all fat with little sinewy muscle. Even some cannibals have admitted that humans taste terrible.
It has much to do with our diet as a whole. Cows eat grass and straw, venison eats berries, grains, and seed (and whatever they find off of a field), carnivores such as lions and hyena prefer meat, bones, and organs. Even lizards and birds have selective diets of insects and fruit. Humans? We are partially hydrogenated, sugar-heavy, melted cheese trash compactors. We more than likely taste worse than carp, and they eat shit for a living.