Poll: How Will You Give Your Kids "The Talk?"
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I'll let my kids learn the same way I did, with the internet and some baby oil.
ahh childhood...
ahh childhood...
If I have a Son or a Daughter the deal stays the same, namely, if they have any kids I'm NOT helping them raise them or I'll just recite gbemery's post. I can't choose...
Honestly though, once they start to ask questions just answer them truthfully and depending on age you decide how much detail to include. If they don't ask then it's all a matter of having an outline on when to tell them what like Mookie Magnus's chart a few posts ago.
Honestly though, once they start to ask questions just answer them truthfully and depending on age you decide how much detail to include. If they don't ask then it's all a matter of having an outline on when to tell them what like Mookie Magnus's chart a few posts ago.
I'll just do the same thing my dad did... tape over the last 20 minutes of my favorite power ranger movie, or load my Mass Effect saves(though it might be hard to explain lesbians and inter species erotic to them so I'll just leave it to another time)
I'll lie or tell them half-truths until I feel they're old enough (and equation that factors in age, their maturity, and what their peers are saying at school, so probably 4th-6th grade), then I'll tell them everything straight up, biology-wise and safety-wise. Well everything except the various positions and tips and tricks like how to find the g-spot (which they should be able to do on their own, jeez it's one quick Google search away, how is it a mystery?).
That's what my parents did for me and my sister (who's two years younger then me) when I was in 5th and she was in 4th grade. For some reason they're letting the school teach my younger brother, who's in 6th grade now and still clueless. I wish he'd hurry up and find out about it so I can tell him he was a mistake (he is 10 years younger then me, certainly not planned lol)
That's what my parents did for me and my sister (who's two years younger then me) when I was in 5th and she was in 4th grade. For some reason they're letting the school teach my younger brother, who's in 6th grade now and still clueless. I wish he'd hurry up and find out about it so I can tell him he was a mistake (he is 10 years younger then me, certainly not planned lol)
WKUK - AN immature encloypedia
OT: Straight up and forward. No metaphors, and full names and diagrams.
Okay, maybe without the diagrams...
OT: Straight up and forward. No metaphors, and full names and diagrams.
Okay, maybe without the diagrams...
Hoo-boy..."the talk" is always so awkward.
"Son...um...I know that what I caught you doing is natural and a normal part of growing up, but...could you please not do it when you're looking at my old yearbook?"
-OR-
"Honey, you'll always be my little girl, and I love you...but if I catch that Stilson boy peeking at me in the shower again, he's going to leave this house with one less appendage."
"Son...um...I know that what I caught you doing is natural and a normal part of growing up, but...could you please not do it when you're looking at my old yearbook?"
-OR-
"Honey, you'll always be my little girl, and I love you...but if I catch that Stilson boy peeking at me in the shower again, he's going to leave this house with one less appendage."
Not that I think I'll have kids any time soon, but if I do get kids, I'll show them google and let them knock themselves out.
But then again to my knowlege "the talk" isn't such a big issue in sweden.
But then again to my knowlege "the talk" isn't such a big issue in sweden.
When I went to primary school and they did sex education, it was the minority that already knew what they were talking about. The rest of us were learning and it worked out fine, my parents never really taught me anything.
Sadly I suspect that isn't going to work for my kids. By the time sex ed rolls around most kids will already know and my kids might know before I tell them. The problem is when other kids know before your kids and then try to have sex with your kids who don't know any better. There are enough stories in the paper about pre-teens girls getting pregnant because they know how to have sex, but not any of the repercussions.
When my kids are the right age I'll be sure to teach them the basics in a straightforward manner. I hope to raise them in a way that moral issues won't be an problem.
Sadly I suspect that isn't going to work for my kids. By the time sex ed rolls around most kids will already know and my kids might know before I tell them. The problem is when other kids know before your kids and then try to have sex with your kids who don't know any better. There are enough stories in the paper about pre-teens girls getting pregnant because they know how to have sex, but not any of the repercussions.
When my kids are the right age I'll be sure to teach them the basics in a straightforward manner. I hope to raise them in a way that moral issues won't be an problem.
I'll make a song 
Lyrics are as follows:
"When a man
and a woman
get togetheeeerrrrr
They hoollld
each other tiiiighhtlly
THEN THEY FUCK EACH OTHER IN THE FACE... ooooooh
Me and your mother had sex
Yes me and your mother had sex
We did it one night
then she had a big fright
Then you popped out from her crotch"
Lyrics by Ethan Roberts © 2010
Lyrics are as follows:"When a man
and a woman
get togetheeeerrrrr
They hoollld
each other tiiiighhtlly
THEN THEY FUCK EACH OTHER IN THE FACE... ooooooh
Me and your mother had sex
Yes me and your mother had sex
We did it one night
then she had a big fright
Then you popped out from her crotch"
Lyrics by Ethan Roberts © 2010
Replace Boy Meets World with Friends and Seinfeld and that's how I mostly learned it.LivingInStereo said:
