Poll: I just came from facing two thiefs.

[klipton]

well let's say did really happened.

why didn't you totally killed him if he kicked you in the balls? in the balls hurts like a Fucker no matter your training.

and on that note i call this bullshit. because no man can stand if a big guy kicks you in the balls. (even a young kid kicking you in the balls should hurt like hell!)

Now that everyone is mentioning... is pretty weird. Maybe the adrenaline, i don´t know. (It wasn´t a perfect hit, i have pain tolerance, but im not fucking robocop)

 

[TOGSolid]

I make a badass fighting posse, he starts kicking my legs (two or three years doing karate when i was a kid made those babys unbreakeable for mere mortals) then kicked my nuts

Hahahahahahahaha

.....


hahahahahahhahahahhahaahahaha



So, you are apparantly some sort of super human hardass because you took karate for a couple years when you were a little kid and watched Enter the Dragon a few times, but despite all of your incredible karate skills, you still got your ass kicked, did nothing about it and what...expect a cookie from us?

I think I'll just leave this thread open and f5 it occasionally, I got a feeling this is gonna get fun.

Also, you have rookie eyes.

 

[Cherry Cola]

well let's say did really happened.

why didn't you totally killed him if he kicked you in the balls? in the balls hurts like a Fucker no matter your training.

and on that note i call this bullshit. because no man can stand if a big guy kicks you in the balls. (even a young kid kicking you in the balls should hurt like hell!)

Now that everyone is mentioning... is pretty weird. Maybe the adrenaline

Maybe you are lying your ass off.

Maybe you actually got your ass kicked and then they left because they got what they came for.

Or maybe it didn't even happen and you just want respect over the internet.

 

[Pimppeter2]

I was traveling in Argentina with my buddy Mike. When we ran into these three locals on the way home from the movies. We didn't know their language, but we wanted to tell the locals how much we love their country.

So I told them as best as I could do in their language as best as I could about how I had fun and they gave us an enthralling experience.

Then all of the sudden two of them started handing us all their stuff. I thought they were really generous to foreigners. Then all of the sudden the third one started yelling at us. I got pissed because I had thought that they were a nice culture up until now. After he kept on yelling at us I punched him in the face.

Yeah, it was mean of me but I can't stand people who constantly rag on tourists who just come to see a new culture. As I tried to apologize to him he started making some sort of stupid fighting pose.

I tried walking away but he clung onto my leg mid air and started basically humping it. As I was trying to shake him off I think I may have hit him in the nads. His friends looked at him like he was nuts and started yelling at him.

Then all of the sudden he just got up and walked away. I hope our weekend in Brazil will end better.

 

[klipton]

When I read "I went to the movies at midnight" I all of a sudden though you went to see Eclipse...you saw Eclipse didn't you?

But yeah, that sounds like total bullshit to me. I agree with Hubilub.

Toy story 3.

Yes, I will totally believe a guy on the internet saying he kicked the ass of a guy much bigger than him through the use of karate and Jeet Kune Do.

Karate he had only studied for 2-3 years when he was a kid and Jeet Kune Do he only had a mild interest in.

That makes him Chuck Norris!

Who wouldn't believe a story so amazing and believable like this one?

Might want to tell the police about this, at least give them an idea about the incident.


If you could identify the thevies, you could help them get put in jail, or at least give the police a heads up incase the thevies ever try to come back for revenge.

Still, no offence, but I sorta have a hard time buying this, mainly for the reasone's mentiond by Hulibub.

Maybe i have to explain a little of background. I´m from argentina, where thieves are bums and cops are like chief gorgory. They didn´t really have a gun, they just say that so kids get scared. And i have asperger, maybe that explain why i barely feel any pain. That and yoga and meditation.

Of course! Because Asperger syndrome has nothing to do with hindered social interaction, it just makes you an immortal badass!

And everyone knows that if you study yoga and meditation, you will never feel any pain whatsoever, even when doing things like fighting while angry, which has nothing to do with either things!

Actually, one of the sympthoms could be bigger pain tolerance.

You don't say?

Let's ask my father, Jakob, educated Psychotherapist.

Jakob, does asperger syndrome give you a higher pain treshold?

"No, it does not"

Thank you.

So you are talking out of your ass.

First: let´s keep it civilizated.
Second: http://life-with-aspergers.blogspot.com/2007/12/aspies-and-pain-tolerance.html
Third: http://autism.lovetoknow.com/Gym_Class_and_Asperger
Four: ¿Should i keep going? Google it yourself. Your father could be the best psychotherapist on the world, but if he didn´t especializes on asperger he probably won´t know a thing or two.

 

[Baldry]

Yes, I will totally believe a guy on the internet saying he kicked the ass of a guy much bigger than him through the use of karate and Jeet Kune Do.

Karate he had only studied for 2-3 years when he was a kid and Jeet Kune Do he only had a mild interest in.

That makes him Chuck Norris!

Who wouldn't believe a story so amazing and believable like this one?

I regularly have to beat up the 8 foot tall sasquatches that roam the wilds of Western Washington. I just go Bruce Lee Hulk on them. Buggers.

Believe it, cause it's the truth, cause I said it!

Yeah well I hunt down super robot ninjas that can't die unless you are super-awesome-badass, then I go have arm-wrestles with Chuck Norris and Superman and always win because i'm on the internet and its true.

 

[Cody211282]

I'm calling BS if you did that then I punched out an entire platoon of marines.

 

[klipton]

well let's say did really happened.

why didn't you totally killed him if he kicked you in the balls? in the balls hurts like a Fucker no matter your training.

and on that note i call this bullshit. because no man can stand if a big guy kicks you in the balls. (even a young kid kicking you in the balls should hurt like hell!)

Now that everyone is mentioning... is pretty weird. Maybe the adrenaline

Maybe you are lying your ass off.

Maybe you actually got your ass kicked and then they left because they got what they came for.

Or maybe it didn't even happen and you just want respect over the internet.

Or maybe i want some opinions because i may have done something really stupid that could have ended my life. ¿Why would i want respect from the internet, anyway?

 

[Pimppeter2]

I regularly have to beat up the 8 foot tall sasquatches that roam the wilds of Western Washington. I just go Bruce Lee Hulk on them. Buggers.

How do you find time to do that?

What with our crime solving duo being as busy as ever and not to mention all the sex we constantly have with beautiful women.

 

[Chipperz]

Yeah, man!

That reminds me of this one time, at band camp, there was this bear, he was all like "GRRRROOOOOOORN!!!!" and he attacked me and my super model girlfriend is yelling at me to leave the bear alone and not kill him so I just beat him up as he swiped at me like "WOOSH!" and I did a flip over his big bear claw and as I'm flipping in mid-air I grab his bear claw and dislocate it and then he bites me in the leg and I don't feel anything because my legs are invincible from my years of training as a green beret and navy seals so I then yell at the bear at the top of lungs and he gets scared and runs away to bear home and then I kiss my supermodel girlfriend and walk away.

It so rad.

HA! Green Beret and Navy SEALS? You girl! My hobby of fighting werelemons (they're like werewolves, only more citrus) requires training from the SAS and vampire hutnting Vatican hit squads. Also, I'm totally asthmatic which makes me immune to bullets smaller than .99 calibre! You have me beat on the supermodel girlfriend, though - my job as an interplanetary superspy means it's hard to keep a girlfriend who understands that I have to sleep with hundreds of six-breasted slave dancers to get information on their nefarious lords...

It sucks being me

 

[Sam17]

Or maybe i want some opinions because i may have done something really stupid that could have ended my life. ¿Why would i want respect from the internet, anyway?

You did something stupid that could have ended your life.

You're winner

 

[SextusMaximus]

Yes, I will totally believe a guy on the internet saying he kicked the ass of a guy much bigger than him through the use of karate and Jeet Kune Do.

Karate he had only studied for 2-3 years when he was a kid and Jeet Kune Do he only had a mild interest in.

That makes him Chuck Norris!

Who wouldn't believe a story so amazing and believable like this one?

Might want to tell the police about this, at least give them an idea about the incident.


If you could identify the thevies, you could help them get put in jail, or at least give the police a heads up incase the thevies ever try to come back for revenge.

Still, no offence, but I sorta have a hard time buying this, mainly for the reasone's mentiond by Hulibub.

Maybe i have to explain a little of background. I´m from argentina, where thieves are bums and cops are like chief gorgory. They didn´t really have a gun, they just say that so kids get scared. And i have asperger, maybe that explain why i barely feel any pain. That and yoga and meditation.

Aspergers explains why you don't feel pain? I'm afraid that doesn't quite make sense.

I'm afraid... obvious troll is obvious.

 

[Flamezdudes]

I was traveling in Argentina with my buddy Mike. When we ran into these three locals on the way home from the movies. We didn't know their language, but we wanted to tell the locals how much we love their country.

So I told them as best as I could do in their language as best as I could about how I had fun and they gave us an enthralling experience.

Then all of the sudden two of them started handing us all their stuff. I thought they were really generous to foreigners. Then all of the sudden the third one started yelling at us. I got pissed because I had thought that they were a nice culture up until now. After he kept on yelling at us I punched him in the face.

Yeah, it was mean of me but I can't stand people who constantly rag on tourists who just come to see a new culture. As I tried to apologize to him he started making some sort of stupid fighting pose.

I tried walking away but he clung onto my leg mid air and started basically humping it. As I was trying to shake him off I think I may have hit him in the nads. His friends looked at him like he was nuts and started yelling at him.

Then all of the sudden he just got up and walked away. I hope our weekend in Brazil will end better.

You win. Forever.

 

[klipton]

Or maybe i want some opinions because i may have done something really stupid that could have ended my life. ¿Why would i want respect from the internet, anyway?

You did something stupid that could have ended your life.

You're winner

A lot of arguments to back the "you are a liar" thing but just an afirmation for this. Come on guys you can do better than this.

 

[Loves2spooge]

Well it sounds made up, so you should've just used your power of flight to escape.

 

[gl1koz3]

Yes, I will totally believe a guy on the internet saying he kicked the ass of a guy much bigger than him through the use of karate and Jeet Kune Do.

Karate he had only studied for 2-3 years when he was a kid and Jeet Kune Do he only had a mild interest in.

That makes him Chuck Norris!

Who wouldn't believe a story so amazing and believable like this one?

I fail to see how his post is "oh just so amazing". If you get hit hard enough, you get shock and "superman" pain tolerance.

 

[Cody211282]

When I read "I went to the movies at midnight" I all of a sudden though you went to see Eclipse...you saw Eclipse didn't you?

But yeah, that sounds like total bullshit to me. I agree with Hubilub.

Toy story 3.

Yes, I will totally believe a guy on the internet saying he kicked the ass of a guy much bigger than him through the use of karate and Jeet Kune Do.

Karate he had only studied for 2-3 years when he was a kid and Jeet Kune Do he only had a mild interest in.

That makes him Chuck Norris!

Who wouldn't believe a story so amazing and believable like this one?

Might want to tell the police about this, at least give them an idea about the incident.


If you could identify the thevies, you could help them get put in jail, or at least give the police a heads up incase the thevies ever try to come back for revenge.

Still, no offence, but I sorta have a hard time buying this, mainly for the reasone's mentiond by Hulibub.

Maybe i have to explain a little of background. I´m from argentina, where thieves are bums and cops are like chief gorgory. They didn´t really have a gun, they just say that so kids get scared. And i have asperger, maybe that explain why i barely feel any pain. That and yoga and meditation.

Of course! Because Asperger syndrome has nothing to do with hindered social interaction, it just makes you an immortal badass!

And everyone knows that if you study yoga and meditation, you will never feel any pain whatsoever, even when doing things like fighting while angry, which has nothing to do with either things!

Actually, one of the sympthoms could be bigger pain tolerance.

You don't say?

Let's ask my father, Jakob, educated Psychotherapist.

Jakob, does asperger syndrome give you a higher pain treshold?

"No, it does not"

Thank you.

So you are talking out of your ass.

First: let´s keep it civilizated.
Second: http://life-with-aspergers.blogspot.com/2007/12/aspies-and-pain-tolerance.html
Third: http://autism.lovetoknow.com/Gym_Class_and_Asperger
Four: ¿Should i keep going? Google it yourself. Your father could be the best psychotherapist on the world, but if he didn´t especializes on asperger he probably won´t know a thing or two.

"Aspies are very good at ignoring pain, particularly if they're engaged in their special interest. The sorts of pain most commonly "ignored" by aspies are things such as muscular/nervous pain, rather than wounds." quoted right from here http://life-with-aspergers.blogspot.com/2007/12/aspies-and-pain-tolerance.html

So unless your special interest is getting robed and beat you need a new excuse.