Poll: I just came from facing two thiefs.

[Mr Snuffles]

... Pics or it didn't happen!

 

[Sampler]

similar experience a few years back, few friends and I had been bowling when we left this guy comes up to the five of us and says "my mates are going to come round that corner any second, give me your money" and my friends start handing over cash! Simply said I don't have any and then my mates legged it, must've got a ten to twenty quid off them each for such a ridiculous situation, five of us to one of him, yeah he might've been a little older (five years or so) but it's not like he was that much bigger.

I by the way legged it after my mates but still agog they handed over cash for nothing

 

[El Poncho]

... Pics or it didn't happen!

You can't take pictures of storys!

Am I the only one who see's the innuendo in the title?

 

[imnot]

Yeah, man!

That reminds me of this one time, at band camp, there was this bear, he was all like "GRRRROOOOOOORN!!!!" and he attacked me and my super model girlfriend is yelling at me to leave the bear alone and not kill him so I just beat him up as he swiped at me like "WOOSH!" and I did a flip over his big bear claw and as I'm flipping in mid-air I grab his bear claw and dislocate it and then he bites me in the leg and I don't feel anything because my legs are invincible from my years of training as a green beret and navy seals so I then yell at the bear at the top of lungs and he gets scared and runs away to bear home and then I kiss my supermodel girlfriend and walk away.

It so rad.

is that the best you can do, replace the word bear with chuck norris and thats what i do everyday

 

[iLikeHippos]

First: let´s keep it civilizated.
Second: http://life-with-aspergers.blogspot.com/2007/12/aspies-and-pain-tolerance.html
Third: http://autism.lovetoknow.com/Gym_Class_and_Asperger
Four: ¿Should i keep going? Google it yourself. Your father could be the best psychotherapist on the world, but if he didn´t especializes on asperger he probably won´t know a thing or two.

I myself have aspergers, and I can only vouch for a few of those points. One of them is barely pain tolerance (At least I think so)

As a kid, I scraped my entire knee up once. I walked like a three-limped kid for 2 months. It hurt like a ***** if I ever tried walking with it, I remember.

But than again, I have no idea how immense pain is for others without aspergers, or if I actually do have pain-tolerance....

But of late, I have experienced less fear for things. One being the needle shot which I was terrified of when I was a kid, that is the same age I scraped my knee.

Still, those studies might just need some more research behind them... In my own given opinion.

OT: Watch this video series, get highlighted by it... Well, that is my opinion. This coming from one who trained Tae Kwon Do for 2 long years.

<spoiler=Penn & Teller Bullshit - Martial Arts>

 

[chevellescool]

ive had people try to rob me, and so long as im off-duty i kick their asses to the point that they vomit shit(not literally). now, i will admit that i have a size(and skill) advantage to most normal people, but i still carry a gun around with me. now im not sure if where you live allows you to have a gun, but if it does, get one. these men will likely be pissed off at you and might come back with friends and weapons. also, were they disguised? if not, they were planning on killing you whether they got their way or not. oh, ya and tell the law enforcement in youre area, always a good idea.

 

[vivalahelvig]

Hes like Mister Miagi(or however the hell you spell it)

 

[DanielO]

I call Shenenigans! Everyone, grab a broom!

 

[silasbufu]

Cool story bro

 

[Deadlock Radium]

well let's say did really happened.

why didn't you totally killed him if he kicked you in the balls? in the balls hurts like a Fucker no matter your training.

and on that note i call this bullshit. because no man can stand if a big guy kicks you in the balls. (even a young kid kicking you in the balls should hurt like hell!)

What he said, the pain of a nutshot can never, and I repeat never be "neutralized".

 

[Talendra]

Same thing happened to me once. I ended up with a knife in my shoulder and a trip to the emergency ward. Luckily it wasn't serious, but it certainly was not fun, lost more in doctors bills and painkillers anyway.
If the same ever happened again, I would probably try empty my wallet and give them the cash hopefully getting to keep my cards and such, but no way would I try and resist.
Sure you might luck out and win, but if they have a weapon, even if your not certain they have it, just is not worth the risk.

 

[Turing]

well let's say did really happened.

why didn't you totally killed him if he kicked you in the balls? in the balls hurts like a Fucker no matter your training.

and on that note i call this bullshit. because no man can stand if a big guy kicks you in the balls. (even a young kid kicking you in the balls should hurt like hell!)

What he said, the pain of a nutshot can never, and I repeat never be "neutralized".

I was kicked in the nuts one time. I was wearing baggy pants so the kick didn't connect properly and I was able to shrug it off, but the kicker thought he'd placed a very solid kick to my privates without me reacting to it. The look on his face was priceless. We actually "won" that fight by me getting kicked in the balls since our assailants soon decided to run from my impervious robot-balls

 

[Snowalker]

Yes, I will totally believe a guy on the internet saying he kicked the ass of a guy much bigger than him through the use of karate and Jeet Kune Do.

Karate he had only studied for 2-3 years when he was a kid and Jeet Kune Do he only had a mild interest in.

That makes him Chuck Norris!

Who wouldn't believe a story so amazing and believable like this one?

I quiet feel the same way you do.

 

[havass]

I was traveling in Argentina with my buddy Mike. When we ran into these three locals on the way home from the movies. We didn't know their language, but we wanted to tell the locals how much we love their country.

So I told them as best as I could do in their language as best as I could about how I had fun and they gave us an enthralling experience.

Then all of the sudden two of them started handing us all their stuff. I thought they were really generous to foreigners. Then all of the sudden the third one started yelling at us. I got pissed because I had thought that they were a nice culture up until now. After he kept on yelling at us I punched him in the face.

Yeah, it was mean of me but I can't stand people who constantly rag on tourists who just come to see a new culture. As I tried to apologize to him he started making some sort of stupid fighting pose.

I tried walking away but he clung onto my leg mid air and started basically humping it. As I was trying to shake him off I think I may have hit him in the nads. His friends looked at him like he was nuts and started yelling at him.

Then all of the sudden he just got up and walked away. I hope our weekend in Brazil will end better.

Touché.

OP: Frankly, this IS hard to believe. You probably gave all your crap up, then peed in your pants while they ran away. Then, your Asperger's made you delusional and made you believe you beat the crap out of them.
Or maybe it really did happen. We'll never know, will we?

 

[Funkysandwich]

How did they make you come?

apologies if someone beat me to that...

 

[SultanP]

"Jaja" is the way we write "haha" the people who speak spanish, i like to keep my language roots. Get used to it.

How about you keep your language roots when you're using your language, and write or talk in English when you're writing and talking in English? You know, to make communicating easier, and out of respect of the people you're trying to communicate with?

 

[Sephychu]

When I read "I went to the movies at midnight" I all of a sudden though you went to see Eclipse...you saw Eclipse didn't you?

But yeah, that sounds like total bullshit to me. I agree with Hubilub.

Toy story 3.

Yes, I will totally believe a guy on the internet saying he kicked the ass of a guy much bigger than him through the use of karate and Jeet Kune Do.

Karate he had only studied for 2-3 years when he was a kid and Jeet Kune Do he only had a mild interest in.

That makes him Chuck Norris!

Who wouldn't believe a story so amazing and believable like this one?

Might want to tell the police about this, at least give them an idea about the incident.


If you could identify the thevies, you could help them get put in jail, or at least give the police a heads up incase the thevies ever try to come back for revenge.

Still, no offence, but I sorta have a hard time buying this, mainly for the reasone's mentiond by Hulibub.

Maybe i have to explain a little of background. I´m from argentina, where thieves are bums and cops are like chief gorgory. They didn´t really have a gun, they just say that so kids get scared. And i have asperger, maybe that explain why i barely feel any pain. That and yoga and meditation.

Of course! Because Asperger syndrome has nothing to do with hindered social interaction, it just makes you an immortal badass!

And everyone knows that if you study yoga and meditation, you will never feel any pain whatsoever, even when doing things like fighting while angry, which has nothing to do with either things!

Actually, one of the sympthoms could be bigger pain tolerance.

You don't say?

Let's ask my father, Jakob, educated Psychotherapist.

Jakob, does asperger syndrome give you a higher pain treshold?

"No, it does not"

Thank you.

So you are talking out of your ass.

First: let´s keep it civilizated.
Second: http://life-with-aspergers.blogspot.com/2007/12/aspies-and-pain-tolerance.html
Third: http://autism.lovetoknow.com/Gym_Class_and_Asperger
Four: ¿Should i keep going? Google it yourself. Your father could be the best psychotherapist on the world, but if he didn´t especializes on asperger he probably won´t know a thing or two.

"Aspies are very good at ignoring pain, particularly if they're engaged in their special interest. The sorts of pain most commonly "ignored" by aspies are things such as muscular/nervous pain, rather than wounds." quoted right from here http://life-with-aspergers.blogspot.com/2007/12/aspies-and-pain-tolerance.html

So unless your special interest is getting robed and beat you need a new excuse.

I love fighting. ¿And why is everybody telling that i got robed and/or beat? I walked away because my friend asked it, and didn´t give them a penny. And they were two, ¿remember? and just one of them punch me once and did some pointless kicking. If you call that a beat i hope nobody ever try to break your nose or something, that´s got to put you, at least, in a coma.

Ok fine in the act of being robbed(he was performing a robbery by trying to take your money) you found out you not only have a pin tolerance, but nerves that don't work. As I said before you have to many nerves in your testicles to not fall over after being kicked there, as for knowing what I'm talking about I go to the gym and box, that's hard to do with gloves and other protective equipment on, your talking about a kick to the nuts, repeated strikes to the leg, and a jab to the face(that i should remind you will make you dizzy and disoriented not because of pain but because your brain just snapped to the back of your head and hit itself on the tiny spikes in your skull). Your ether plain out lying, your your the god damn batman.

Wh on earth would your skull have tiny spikes on the inside?
It seems to defeat the purpose.

Indeed, my understanding of having spikes in your skull goes like this;
A. There aren't.
B: Your brain does not float freely in an environment of fluid in your head. There are layers and layers and layers of flesh wrapped around it to stop exactly that kind of thing happening.

Ok spikes might not be the right way to describe them, nubs would be better, and yes you have them, as I stated above and also said why they are there.

Source? I'm willing to believe this, as dizziness after cranial trauma seems like a pretty viable pain deterrent.

Ok ok I'll dig out my EMT textbooks again just one moment.


Here we go
"The inner skull has many sharp, bony ridges that can lacerate a moving brain"
Emergency Care 11th Edition, page 753
Published by Brady
Authors: Daniel Limmer, Michal F. O'Keefe
Medical Editor: Edward T. Dickinson MD. FACEP

That good enough for ya?

Thanks a lot for that. Interesting stuff.

I wish I had a website or something I could link to you but I don't sorry.

Hey, that textbook reference is fine.

 

[Assassin Xaero]

I make a badass fighting posse

And that is where I stop reading as this is obviously some fake story and leads me to assume you are around 12 just because of how it is written ("then kicked my nuts (i hope HE hasn´t got too hurt from doing it)")...

 

[WanderingBiscuits]

OMG! It just so happens that muggers tried to rob me the other day to, but i falcon punched one of them and roundhoused kicked the other while simultaneously drinking a can of red bull with my left foot. When all was said and done they gave me all their money and i used it to buy myself Duke Nukem Forever.