Poll: If Pokemon were real would you eat them?

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TheRightToArmBears

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Hell yes. Ditto is just a living marshmallow. Snorlax sounds delicious. I wonder, do you think any of them would be hallucinogenic? Paras has mushrooms on it...
 

TIMESWORDSMAN

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I believe there was mention of eating a turtle sort of Pokemon In Gold.
Can't remember it's name though.

I could totally go for a Spearow.
 

Nukey

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Wasder said:
I wonder, do you think any of them would be hallucinogenic? Paras has mushrooms on it...
So your suggesting getting high from eating Pokemon, that doesn't sound like a bad idea.
 

Skeleon

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Probably. Pokemon are that world's animals, after all.

TIMESWORDSMAN said:
I believe there was mention of eating a turtle sort of Pokemon In Gold.
Can't remember it's name though.
I remember that, in Silver, Team Rocket sold Slowpoke tails for eating.
While they didn't kill those Pokemon, they did mutilate them.
And I think I remember that Magikarps are supposedly eaten, too.
Furthermore, Miltanks' milk is a popular beverage.
Never played Gold, though considering what I know, it certainly sounds possible.
There are plenty of Pokemon-products that are consumed by the people of that world.
 
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thejadefalcon said:
Kollega said:
Are there cow Pokemon or fish Pokemon? Don't think so. So,no. Maybe yes if there actually are.
Magikarp is the most obvious, though there are a ton more. As for cows, there's Miltank. *has an encyclopaediac knowledge of Pokémon and can't tell if this is good or bad*
And Tauros. Don't forget him. I also have a pretty encyclopaedic knowledge up to the Sapphire generation. I refuse to accept the newest ones, they're just too stupid. Although Lucario is cool.

Crabby and Kingler would taste great, as would Corphish. :D
 

ProfessorLayton

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What an obscure question...

Possibly if they looked good. Nothing like Pikachu or anything, though because I doubt an electric mouse would taste good. I also wouldn't have the heart to cook a Togepi.



Would you?
 

Alido

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I'm surprised this hasn't appeared this far...
So... I heard you like mudkips?
Aaaanyway I would eat only some of them only if I was hungry.
 

thejadefalcon

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The Maddest March Hare said:
thejadefalcon said:
Kollega said:
Are there cow Pokemon or fish Pokemon? Don't think so. So,no. Maybe yes if there actually are.
Magikarp is the most obvious, though there are a ton more. As for cows, there's Miltank. *has an encyclopaediac knowledge of Pokémon and can't tell if this is good or bad*
And Tauros. Don't forget him. I also have a pretty encyclopaedic knowledge up to the Sapphire generation. I refuse to accept the newest ones, they're just too stupid. Although Lucario is cool.

Crabby and Kingler would taste great, as would Corphish. :D
Yep, I hated the starter Pokémon for the latest generation. Especially since the Fire type was the worst-looking of all (and I always choose Fire types, regardless of the fact that I always get my butt kicked at the first Gym (Rock type). I am immune to the "so i herd u leik mudkipz" plague, because I prefer Torchic ^.^).
 
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thejadefalcon said:
The Maddest March Hare said:
thejadefalcon said:
Kollega said:
Are there cow Pokemon or fish Pokemon? Don't think so. So,no. Maybe yes if there actually are.
Magikarp is the most obvious, though there are a ton more. As for cows, there's Miltank. *has an encyclopaediac knowledge of Pokémon and can't tell if this is good or bad*
And Tauros. Don't forget him. I also have a pretty encyclopaedic knowledge up to the Sapphire generation. I refuse to accept the newest ones, they're just too stupid. Although Lucario is cool.

Crabby and Kingler would taste great, as would Corphish. :D
Yep, I hated the starter Pokémon for the latest generation. Especially since the Fire type was the worst-looking of all (and I always choose Fire types, regardless of the fact that I always get my butt kicked at the first Gym (Rock type). I am immune to the "so i herd u leik mudkipz" plague, because I prefer Torchic ^.^).
Torchic and its evolutions kicked significant amounts of posterior. Though I've got the fire starter on Pearl right now, it's not great. I'm actually training a Psyduck to defeat the rock gym >_>

I don't care how old I am, the Pokemon games are still great :D

I hated the new Pokedex though. Seeing them completes it? Well there goes all need for Pokeballs! It took most of the fun out of Pearl for me, and I seriously hope SoulSilver uses the old method.

Oh and another Pokemon that may taste good is Pidgey and its evolutions, Pigeon is really quite nice.
 

El Poncho

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Yes, the ones equivilant to the ones I eat today. Like moomoo or some shit, it will be in ma tummeh.
 

CloakedOne

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I probably would since that world has no regular animals, just pokemon. I like eating meat much more than veggies, so there you go (although I picture an oddish tasting pretty good).
 

Ekonk

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The title of this thread made me laugh out loud.

And no. I probably couldn't swallow anything that understands me.