Poll: If Pokemon were real would you eat them?

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DarkRyter

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I'd eat this one. This is the pokemon that's meant to be eaten.

IT COMES WITH ITS OWN SEASONING.
 

Beero

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having something in my stumach that might electrify me....doesn't sound too well.
Still...would eat them if I were very very hungry
 

Nukey

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DarkRyter said:
[http://img81.imageshack.us/i/farfetchd.png/]
I'd eat this one. This is the pokemon that's meant to be eaten.

IT COMES WITH ITS OWN SEASONING.
Agreeing with this, it looks so delicious.
 

Lexodus

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DarkRyter said:
[http://img81.imageshack.us/i/farfetchd.png/]
I'd eat this one. This is the pokemon that's meant to be eaten.

IT COMES WITH ITS OWN SEASONING.
WIN.

OT: Probably, although I'd feel a little awkward eating some of them... especially the ones made of water or rock.

Also, this would add a whole new dimension to "i hear u liek mudkipz'...
 

Cortheya

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All indications are that most of them are sentient... Though any non sentient ones I'd eat in a heartbeat. CRABBY!
 

w-Jinksy

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totally, i would just to say when those annoying gnumpty's say "i heard you like mudkips" i say yes i do medium rare with some gravy and roast potatoes.
 

willsham45

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it would be just like animals, we eat cows, pigs, rabbits, humans it would be the same except they would be easyer to keep and store in ur pocket in one of the ball thingys
 
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thejadefalcon said:
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Don't eat Pidgeot! I like Pidgeot! And good god, there's another generation already?

And I prefer the new Pokédex in some ways. It gives me a bit of a happy rather than seeing most of the Pokédex unfilled because I have no multiplayer and so can't trade. But yeah, they are sub-RPGs really, but they're still damn addicting. I mean, for a start, it's an interesting universe (I mean, how many fandoms have so many WTH elements in them?). :p

I'd hate to be the poor guy that collects caviar from Gyrados though. o_O(!)
Well Pidgeot would make a meal for 10 really, but is probably better for transport. Anything with wings that can power it into mach 1 would be a bit tough and stringy..

Yeah it can be useful, but it left me feeling a bit put out that I'd only caught about..12 creatures, yet completed the local 'dex.

The new generation is a remake of Gold and Silver and I really cannon wait for the UK release, they were my favourite out of all the series. :D

Haha! Gyrados caviar would indeed be entertaining to collect. But don't worry, all you gotta do is dodge the hyper beams ;)

Do you think Parasect would be a hallucinogenic?
Oh, a remake. Yay! I lost my Silver version (which was a pity, because I preferred it to Gold). The remake will be useful since my RP character mentioned above lives in Hoenn but spent the first fifteen years of her life in Johto.

"Anything with wings that can power it into mach 1 would be a bit tough and stringy.."

Except Skarmory. Then it's more likely to eat you.

And yes, I think that Parasect would made a good drug trip. But really, the best Pokémon to eat would probably be Wailord.
My Silver went walkies too, leaving me with Gold. I don't think Silver likes to be played..
I always preferred Lugia to Ho-Oh as well, so I was gutted when I lost Silver.

Yeah she could be going back to visiting her family, or maybe it could even be like a prequel to her life in Hoenn. :D

Yeah..don't eat steel Pokémon. It's probably a good rule to work by, not only in Skarmory's case.

Wailord would feed an army for mornths, and would be a bit fatty..

How about Doduo/Dodrio. They're a bit scrawny bit the drumsticks would be pretty amazing! :p
 

chickenlord

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Well, in the anime didnt they say that farfetch was almost extinct from people eating them?...and team rocket talked about eating james's magikarp
 

thejadefalcon

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The Maddest March Hare said:
My Silver went walkies too, leaving me with Gold. I don't think Silver likes to be played..
I always preferred Lugia to Ho-Oh as well, so I was gutted when I lost Silver.

Yeah she could be going back to visiting her family, or maybe it could even be like a prequel to her life in Hoenn. :D

Yeah..don't eat steel Pokémon. It's probably a good rule to work by, not only in Skarmory's case.

Wailord would feed an army for mornths, and would be a bit fatty..

How about Doduo/Dodrio. They're a bit scrawny bit the drumsticks would be pretty amazing! :p
I preferred Lugia because it had a movie about it. Ho-Oh's had, what, two guest appearances in the show?

Actually, my character doesn't need to visit her family since she moved with them because she's basically the player character from Ruby/Sapphire, therefore, they came to Hoenn to be with Norman.

Wouldn't the best drumsticks come from Blaziken though (no offense to one of my favourite Pokémon)? They're pre-heated already. xD
 

Simon Hadow

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No, but not because they're cute or any of that bullshit, because they at least seem to be self aware, intelligent creatures, and that makes them more than cattle, at least in my mind. I would still eat a person though, cause' even though people are self aware and (mostly) intelligent, I just want to be able to say "I ate human." And actually be telling the truth.
 
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thejadefalcon said:
The Maddest March Hare said:
My Silver went walkies too, leaving me with Gold. I don't think Silver likes to be played..
I always preferred Lugia to Ho-Oh as well, so I was gutted when I lost Silver.

Yeah she could be going back to visiting her family, or maybe it could even be like a prequel to her life in Hoenn. :D

Yeah..don't eat steel Pokémon. It's probably a good rule to work by, not only in Skarmory's case.

Wailord would feed an army for mornths, and would be a bit fatty..

How about Doduo/Dodrio. They're a bit scrawny bit the drumsticks would be pretty amazing! :p
I preferred Lugia because it had a movie about it. Ho-Oh's had, what, two guest appearances in the show?

Actually, my character doesn't need to visit her family since she moved with them because she's basically the player character from Ruby/Sapphire, therefore, they came to Hoenn to be with Norman.

Wouldn't the best drumsticks come from Blaziken though (no offense to one of my favourite Pokémon)? They're pre-heated already. xD
Lugia in SoulSilver looks pretty good to be fair :D

Sounds like a good story you've got going there :]

Hmm maybe, although getting them would be a bit tricky since it would probably kick your head from your shoulders..

Ooo..Shellder/Cloyster. Seafood at it's best :D
 

UsefulPlayer 1

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haha, my friends and I have also gone over this.

And we came to the conclusion of eating some of them, like the clamp ones. And just to think about it, they must eat pokemon too in that world as there are no regular animals to supply the meat.