Poll: If Pokemon were real would you eat them?

[duckfi8]

I would only eat the extremely rare ones

 

[Ryuu Akamatsu]

Only the female ones.

 

[thejadefalcon]

My Silver went walkies too, leaving me with Gold. I don't think Silver likes to be played..
I always preferred Lugia to Ho-Oh as well, so I was gutted when I lost Silver.

Yeah she could be going back to visiting her family, or maybe it could even be like a prequel to her life in Hoenn.

Yeah..don't eat steel Pokémon. It's probably a good rule to work by, not only in Skarmory's case.

Wailord would feed an army for mornths, and would be a bit fatty..

How about Doduo/Dodrio. They're a bit scrawny bit the drumsticks would be pretty amazing!

I preferred Lugia because it had a movie about it. Ho-Oh's had, what, two guest appearances in the show?

Actually, my character doesn't need to visit her family since she moved with them because she's basically the player character from Ruby/Sapphire, therefore, they came to Hoenn to be with Norman.

Wouldn't the best drumsticks come from Blaziken though (no offense to one of my favourite Pokémon)? They're pre-heated already. xD

Lugia in SoulSilver looks pretty good to be fair ​

Sounds like a good story you've got going there :]

Hmm maybe, although getting them would be a bit tricky since it would probably kick your head from your shoulders..

Ooo..Shellder/Cloyster. Seafood at it's best

Ooh, shiny! And I'm more of a squid person (tastes like chicken!). And thanks for the compliment. It's stagnated a bit for the actual story (due to lack of time or will to write anything), but the role-playing with a friend just hit a new level of character traumatising, which is always fun.

 

[Bilbo536]

I'd eat Jigglypuff, but only to make sure that it doesn't show up in any other Super Smash Bros. game. What a useless pokemon.

 

[Ranooth]

Here little Eevee, come here, i wont kill and eat you.

eevee has always looked tasty for some reason and know what i would eat them

So much variety too

 

[Urgh76]

at first i was like NO!!! but then i thought about how a lot of them are based off of delicious animals mmmmmmmm what i wouldn't give for a steamed corfish!

 

[TheZapper]

If pokemon were real, eating them isn't really the first thing that I would be thinking of.

That said, I would probably still eat a few species.

 

[LewsTherin]

Finally, a use for all those goddamn Magikarp I keep catching.

 

[TimeLord]

Eat a Pikachu! Thats shocking!!!


[h4]hahahahahaha........sorry[/h4]

 

[Akai Shizuku]

I'd eat Magikarp, as well as Slowpoke tails. But nothing else because they seem to be self-aware.

 

[The Hairminator]

Psyduck, seaking, Farfetch'd, magicarp, taurus, pidgey and spearow are all pokemon that could taste well.

 

[BlueMartian]

Always wanted to eat a slowpoke on a spitroast, don't know why lol

 

[Guitar Gamer]

yes. No use letting all that hunting go to waste (we must of course hunt them since they wouldn't fit into any ecosystem on earth)

 

[orangeapples]

Shuckle and be cooked in it's own shell to make a soup. It stores different berries in its shell and gives it a very distinct flavor. It comes with its own dish.

 

[ma55ter_fett]

The ones that look like cows and game birds yes,

also some of the fish.

 

[TheGreenManalishi]

I'd eat Magikarp.

Im sure that my Pokemon fandom will show in this post
Magikarp is inedible due to its almost impenetrable thick scales that protect what little meat that it actually has, making the work not worth the amount of food gained(explained in the original season of pokemon, SS annie episode where James tries to eat his Magikarp).
God that sounded nerdier than it needed to be.

Makes no difference. Once my Charizard is finished with it, it'll be fine to eat. Plus the anime is NOT a viable source of Pokemon info, only the games.

 

[Onyx Oblivion]

Well, you can't eat rock types. I'd likely just eat the fast breeders, with fast egg hatch times. Because those would be the cheapest.

 

[Nukey]

Always wanted to eat a slowpoke on a spitroast, don't know why lol

That does sound quite good actually.

 

[fezzthemonk]

I don't think you have a choice. Ive never seen a real animal in any iteration of the series

 

[Tharwen]

It would be pretty hard, since they'd just faint when you tried to cook them.