Poll: Is food better than sex?

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VincentX3

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What?......
Really...is this a serious question?

Food is a common need and sex isn't, but both are great.

Well, sex with the right person is still better than non-stop eating any day for me.
 

TurtleBlob

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troth said:
Greyfox105 said:
I don't think you'd catch a rather nasty STD from a hamburger...
Have you eaten at McDonald's lately? [small]Oh snap[/small]

OT: Being a fuck-ugly, mentally ill social reject, (Yes, I'm a wee bit depressed right now) I think it's safe to say that I will never indulge in a sexual act without an exchange of currency. Therefore: food it is. Bring on the curry's.
Either that's hyperbole or your avatar is actually a picture of you.

Besides, "wee bit depressed" world view is nearly always counterfactual. So take heart in the thought that you're probably wrong :)

OT: Sex, intimacy is too important a thing to my current mental state to sacrifice for a silly thing such as sustenance

EDIT: spelign :)
 

Celtic_Kerr

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Darth_Dude said:
I need food to survive, so...yes.

Sex is like an added bonus to life, people can live without it.
Our genetic make up must be different then, because I feel dead when I havn;t gotten any in a long time...

While I used to love eating and I never really got all that fat from it (I love a fast metabolism) eating just doesn't bring pleasure.

Sure, I feel full and great because I'm fed, but sex it pure BLISS while food is just kinda like.. Making sure I don't die
 

VanityGirl

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Uhmm... Anyone who picked sex over food, have fun starving.

Hehe. I'd rather have a good meal than sex. Only because I have to cook all my meals and if I got a good 3 course meal everyday, that would be wonderful.
 

Leftnt Sharpe

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Celtic_Kerr said:
Darth_Dude said:
I need food to survive, so...yes.

Sex is like an added bonus to life, people can live without it.
Our genetic make up must be different then, because I feel dead when I havn;t gotten any in a long time...

While I used to love eating and I never really got all that fat from it (I love a fast metabolism) eating just doesn't bring pleasure.

Sure, I feel full and great because I'm fed, but sex it pure BLISS while food is just kinda like.. Making sure I don't die
Pretty much this. I don't particularly enjoy eating, to be honest the need to eat is kind of annoying. Sexy time on the other hand..............
 

HSIAMetalKing

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There are some truly orgasmic foods in the world... a masterfully prepared meal would be a rich, exciting and satisfying experience. In a lot of ways, they're kinda the same.
 

Ekonk

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No. Unless you're stuck in the desert that is. In that case food all the way.
 

Zhukov

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If I choose sex, do I still get enough food to survive?

Conversely, if I choose food, does that mean going dry for the rest of my days?
 

SenseOfTumour

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My trouble is I've enjoyed food so much I don't rate my chances of getting any sex, lol.

Depends if you're alone or not too, food's definately better alone, whereas you're only gonna get some of it with company, and sex is definately a better thing shared :)
 

instantbenz

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my response to this question when it's asked is 'obviously someone hasn't experienced one of the two'
 

Assassin Xaero

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j-e-f-f-e-r-s said:
VanityGirl said:
Uhmm... Anyone who picked sex over food, have fun starving.
Have fun with blue balls. Seriously, when your balls are aching like a non-stop kick in the crotch, and you're getting horny just from watching Loose Women... well, no amount of 3 course meals is going to help you feel better from that.
Ok, I gotta say I almost fell out of my chair when I read that... All your talk about balls, crotch, watching loose women... dude, did you not realize you quoted a girl? Hell, her username is even VanityGirl...