Poll: Mass Effect 3 - Ashley got Hot! (Also, see Kaiden)

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Soviet Heavy

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Loop Stricken said:
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Methinks he died of Kepral's Syndrome by now. Which is a damned shame, Thane is one of my all time favorites, right up there with Wrex.
Apparently if you romanced him, or possibly just made him loyal, I forget; he'll consider the lung transplant/operation thing that'll cure him.
I think he changes his mind after his loyalty mission. Now that he has made contact with his son again, I think that gives him a reason to live longer.
 

Paksenarrion

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Soviet Heavy said:
Paksenarrion said:
white_salad said:
Paksenarrion said:
RedEyesBlackGamer said:
Paksenarrion said:
RedEyesBlackGamer said:
Paksenarrion said:
RedEyesBlackGamer said:
MiracleOfSound said:
Oh for fuck sake, not more Dragon Age style massive balloon-tits.

Jesus.
I will be mad if they gave Jack implants between games. Big boobs=/=more attractive.
No, no, I disagree. I am hoping they give Grunt and Garrus DA2 breast implants.

Also, the Reapers. I want to see my sentient starships sporting massive...shield generators.
Dominatrix Reapers? Hmmmm. Throw in some Hanar and you have the start of a...promising game.
Enticing tone: I'd like to have your Reaper in my Citadel.
Suggestive tone: Only if you pass through my Mass Relay.
Blatant Come-On: Assuming Direct Control.
My day has been made. Well done good escapists.
Snide remark: That's what she saaaaaiiiiiid.
Self Aware Imposing Statement: I would be pleased if these quadrupedal flesh bags would stop stealing my unique vocal mannerisms!
Self-Righteous Grammar Inquisitor: Your excessive display of exclamation bothers meeeeeee.
 

Souplex

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Wow, so people think Tali is into genocide, huh? Someone care to tell me when the definitions of self defense and genocide got switched around? Because last time I checked, "I should probably kill these robot bastards that I personally had no hand in creating who took over my home world and also try to kill me or any other quarians wherever we go before they kill me" is self defense, not genocide.

Now don't get me wrong. Legion is cool and so are any of his friends that don't want to put a bullet in Shepard. But if any other geth want to try and put a bullet in Shepard, Tali, or anyone else in the game, fuck 'em. They deserve the ass whooping Shepard will provide.
Except the Quarians tried to wipe out the Geth the moment they started asking questions about the nature of their existence and whatnot. The Geth merely defended themselves then shut themselves away from all organics because they're crazy, violent, and unpredictable. Since they do things like try to murder their slaves if they wonder if they have souls.
 

Soviet Heavy

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Paksenarrion said:
Soviet Heavy said:
Paksenarrion said:
white_salad said:
Paksenarrion said:
RedEyesBlackGamer said:
Paksenarrion said:
RedEyesBlackGamer said:
Paksenarrion said:
RedEyesBlackGamer said:
MiracleOfSound said:
Oh for fuck sake, not more Dragon Age style massive balloon-tits.

Jesus.
I will be mad if they gave Jack implants between games. Big boobs=/=more attractive.
No, no, I disagree. I am hoping they give Grunt and Garrus DA2 breast implants.

Also, the Reapers. I want to see my sentient starships sporting massive...shield generators.
Dominatrix Reapers? Hmmmm. Throw in some Hanar and you have the start of a...promising game.
Enticing tone: I'd like to have your Reaper in my Citadel.
Suggestive tone: Only if you pass through my Mass Relay.
Blatant Come-On: Assuming Direct Control.
My day has been made. Well done good escapists.
Snide remark: That's what she saaaaaiiiiiid.
Self Aware Imposing Statement: I would be pleased if these quadrupedal flesh bags would stop stealing my unique vocal mannerisms!
Self-Righteous Grammar Inquisitor: Your excessive display of exclamation bothers meeeeeee.
Condescending Explanation: Dear Meatbag, I would not expect you to understand the complexities of semantics or proper grammar.

Extrapolation: For example, when you responded with the term "meeeeee", the correct grammatical spelling would in fact be "me".

Boastful Statement: Of course, when a fleshy meatbag is compared to the sheer efficiency of hardened durasteel and circuitry, the meatbag will always be considered obsolete.
 

Grey_Focks

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...she looks really different, and a bit too much like Miranda, tbh, and I liked both of them for different reasons. And I'm not really seeing the same "giant boobs" everyone else is, apparently. I'll wait to I see more than just a poor res pic before I make up my mind on whether I like or not. I must say Kaiden's armor in that picture looks quite awesome, though, and it's good to see Liara will be back sporting her awesome LotSB suit. Here's hoping she keeps all those BAMF powers she had in it, too.

Anywho, all of that stuff doesn't matter too much after I read the rest of GI article. Super customizable weapons? Awesome. Picking up enemy weapons? Bitching! New power/skill system that has the powers evolving along different trees, evolving multiple times? I need a new pair of pants. Also, was that a picture of a sword wielding person, and another with some other type of melee weapon? Alright, I'm excited.

I want this game, sooner better than latter. Here's hoping they actually release a demo BEFORE the game comes out this time.
 

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In my save game, Ashley is currently an atomized smear on Virmire's surface. I don't think it's possible to make her attractive after that. Can I nuke the planet again just to make sure?

Yes, I hate Ashley, but not for the religion thing. She just took things too personally to be an effective part of a military team, especially since her xenophobia caused some conflicts with the rest of the crew. I get the whole 'human first' stuff, but honestly, in the first few conversations she acted like all the aliens on the ship were criminals. If you don't respect my crew choices, you don't respect me. The result? You get nuked, Shepherd-style.
 

PinochetIsMyBro

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Wow, much better looking than before.... it's a good thing I always killed Kaidan. Stupid Carth 2.0

Also WREX! Awwwwyeah. Ultimate bromance.
 

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Klitch said:
Ok, for the first time ever, I'm feeling bad about
killing her off
and now I wish I had killed her off >.>

Kaiden! save me from the space stripper!
 

Paksenarrion

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Soviet Heavy said:
Paksenarrion said:
Soviet Heavy said:
Paksenarrion said:
white_salad said:
Paksenarrion said:
RedEyesBlackGamer said:
Paksenarrion said:
RedEyesBlackGamer said:
Paksenarrion said:
RedEyesBlackGamer said:
MiracleOfSound said:
Oh for fuck sake, not more Dragon Age style massive balloon-tits.

Jesus.
I will be mad if they gave Jack implants between games. Big boobs=/=more attractive.
No, no, I disagree. I am hoping they give Grunt and Garrus DA2 breast implants.

Also, the Reapers. I want to see my sentient starships sporting massive...shield generators.
Dominatrix Reapers? Hmmmm. Throw in some Hanar and you have the start of a...promising game.
Enticing tone: I'd like to have your Reaper in my Citadel.
Suggestive tone: Only if you pass through my Mass Relay.
Blatant Come-On: Assuming Direct Control.
My day has been made. Well done good escapists.
Snide remark: That's what she saaaaaiiiiiid.
Self Aware Imposing Statement: I would be pleased if these quadrupedal flesh bags would stop stealing my unique vocal mannerisms!
Self-Righteous Grammar Inquisitor: Your excessive display of exclamation bothers meeeeeee.
Condescending Explanation: Dear Meatbag, I would not expect you to understand the complexities of semantics or proper grammar.

Extrapolation: For example, when you responded with the term "meeeeee", the correct grammatical spelling would in fact be "me".

Boastful Statement: Of course, when a fleshy meatbag is compared to the sheer efficiency of hardened durasteel and circuitry, the meatbag will always be considered obsolete.
Indignant outcry: Who let this Geth into the Citadeeeeel.
 

Soviet Heavy

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Paksenarrion said:
Soviet Heavy said:
Paksenarrion said:
Soviet Heavy said:
Paksenarrion said:
white_salad said:
Paksenarrion said:
RedEyesBlackGamer said:
Paksenarrion said:
RedEyesBlackGamer said:
Paksenarrion said:
RedEyesBlackGamer said:
MiracleOfSound said:
Oh for fuck sake, not more Dragon Age style massive balloon-tits.

Jesus.
I will be mad if they gave Jack implants between games. Big boobs=/=more attractive.
No, no, I disagree. I am hoping they give Grunt and Garrus DA2 breast implants.

Also, the Reapers. I want to see my sentient starships sporting massive...shield generators.
Dominatrix Reapers? Hmmmm. Throw in some Hanar and you have the start of a...promising game.
Enticing tone: I'd like to have your Reaper in my Citadel.
Suggestive tone: Only if you pass through my Mass Relay.
Blatant Come-On: Assuming Direct Control.
My day has been made. Well done good escapists.
Snide remark: That's what she saaaaaiiiiiid.
Self Aware Imposing Statement: I would be pleased if these quadrupedal flesh bags would stop stealing my unique vocal mannerisms!
Self-Righteous Grammar Inquisitor: Your excessive display of exclamation bothers meeeeeee.
Condescending Explanation: Dear Meatbag, I would not expect you to understand the complexities of semantics or proper grammar.

Extrapolation: For example, when you responded with the term "meeeeee", the correct grammatical spelling would in fact be "me".

Boastful Statement: Of course, when a fleshy meatbag is compared to the sheer efficiency of hardened durasteel and circuitry, the meatbag will always be considered obsolete.
Indignant outcry: Who let this Geth into the Citadeeeeel.
Offended Retort: How dare you compare a perfectly honed killing machine such as myself to a walking computer with a flashlight for a head! I am positively insulted!
 

dark_mist34

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well back to mass effect 1 to kill of Ashley the new look combined with how she treats your character when you meet her in 2 I just don't like her.
 

Hader

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I wish I could kill her and Kaiden off in ME1.

I killed off Ashley though so I could have my way with Liara though. Lol
 

KefkaCultist

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People thought ME1's Ashley was hot? I mean its subjective and all, but to me she looked more like an alien than Garrus and Wrex (It was her neck... Something about it makes me spaz. EDIT: Also, her facial features reminded me of a fish...)

She's meh for me, I'll stick with Tali thank you.
 

Paksenarrion

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Soviet Heavy said:
Paksenarrion said:
Soviet Heavy said:
Paksenarrion said:
Soviet Heavy said:
Paksenarrion said:
white_salad said:
Paksenarrion said:
RedEyesBlackGamer said:
Paksenarrion said:
RedEyesBlackGamer said:
Paksenarrion said:
RedEyesBlackGamer said:
MiracleOfSound said:
Oh for fuck sake, not more Dragon Age style massive balloon-tits.

Jesus.
I will be mad if they gave Jack implants between games. Big boobs=/=more attractive.
No, no, I disagree. I am hoping they give Grunt and Garrus DA2 breast implants.

Also, the Reapers. I want to see my sentient starships sporting massive...shield generators.
Dominatrix Reapers? Hmmmm. Throw in some Hanar and you have the start of a...promising game.
Enticing tone: I'd like to have your Reaper in my Citadel.
Suggestive tone: Only if you pass through my Mass Relay.
Blatant Come-On: Assuming Direct Control.
My day has been made. Well done good escapists.
Snide remark: That's what she saaaaaiiiiiid.
Self Aware Imposing Statement: I would be pleased if these quadrupedal flesh bags would stop stealing my unique vocal mannerisms!
Self-Righteous Grammar Inquisitor: Your excessive display of exclamation bothers meeeeeee.
Condescending Explanation: Dear Meatbag, I would not expect you to understand the complexities of semantics or proper grammar.

Extrapolation: For example, when you responded with the term "meeeeee", the correct grammatical spelling would in fact be "me".

Boastful Statement: Of course, when a fleshy meatbag is compared to the sheer efficiency of hardened durasteel and circuitry, the meatbag will always be considered obsolete.
Indignant outcry: Who let this Geth into the Citadeeeeel.
Offended Retort: How dare you compare a perfectly honed killing machine such as myself to a walking computer with a flashlight for a head! I am positively insulted!
Frightening Epiphany: If you are here, that means a crossover has occuuuuuuured. This is only theoretically possible if an entity created a tear in space-tiiime by dividing by zerooooo.

Oh shiii
 

K_Dub

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Oh c'mon! This is bullshit! What is Bioware thinking? That if they increase the whoriness of the female characters, more people will by the game? This if fucking ridiculous, they're better than this!

I liked Ashley 'cos she was a cute, bad-ass soldier, who was slightly racist towards aliens, and relied on her skills and personality rather than her tits to climb the military ladder! Now she just looks like a generic whore who isn't anywhere NEAR combat ready!

*Sigh* Bioware is slowly killing my trust in them.