Poll: Mass Effect 3 - Ashley got Hot! (Also, see Kaiden)

[Kroxile]

Oh for fuck sake, not more Dragon Age style massive balloon-tits.

Jesus.

I will be mad if they gave Jack implants between games. Big boobs=/=more attractive.

Says you

 

[RedEyesBlackGamer]

Oh for fuck sake, not more Dragon Age style massive balloon-tits.

Jesus.

I will be mad if they gave Jack implants between games. Big boobs=/=more attractive.

Says you

You actually equate breast size with attractiveness?

 

[Soviet Heavy]

Oh for fuck sake, not more Dragon Age style massive balloon-tits.

Jesus.

I will be mad if they gave Jack implants between games. Big boobs=/=more attractive.

No, no, I disagree. I am hoping they give Grunt and Garrus DA2 breast implants.

Also, the Reapers. I want to see my sentient starships sporting massive...shield generators.

Dominatrix Reapers? Hmmmm. Throw in some Hanar and you have the start of a...promising game.

Enticing tone: I'd like to have your Reaper in my Citadel.

Suggestive tone: Only if you pass through my Mass Relay.

Blatant Come-On: Assuming Direct Control.

My day has been made. Well done good escapists.

Snide remark: That's what she saaaaaiiiiiid.

Self Aware Imposing Statement: I would be pleased if these quadrupedal flesh bags would stop stealing my unique vocal mannerisms!

Self-Righteous Grammar Inquisitor: Your excessive display of exclamation bothers meeeeeee.

Condescending Explanation: Dear Meatbag, I would not expect you to understand the complexities of semantics or proper grammar.

Extrapolation: For example, when you responded with the term "meeeeee", the correct grammatical spelling would in fact be "me".

Boastful Statement: Of course, when a fleshy meatbag is compared to the sheer efficiency of hardened durasteel and circuitry, the meatbag will always be considered obsolete.

Indignant outcry: Who let this Geth into the Citadeeeeel.

Offended Retort: How dare you compare a perfectly honed killing machine such as myself to a walking computer with a flashlight for a head! I am positively insulted!

Frightening Epiphany: If you are here, that means a crossover has occuuuuuuured. This is only theoretically possible if an entity created a tear in space-tiiime by dividing by zerooooo.

Oh shiii

Irritated reassurance: No meatbag, there is no tear in the space time continuum. I am merely here trying to undo your fleshy species annoying tendency to mimic other sources.

Bemused Puzzlement: What could have possibly driven your species to mimic the speech patterns I possess? Was it through some freak occurrence where our paths intertwined? Or merely the fact that those ethereal beings responsible for your creation simply became lazy.

Annoyed Statement: This argument bores me, shall I kill you to lighten the mood? It always makes my behaviour core glow."

 

[zimpirate]

I never used Ashley or Kaiden.

 

[Breadroller]

And Ashley still fails to interest me in the slightest. Seriously, I've always disliked her for some reason. Kaiden's looking better than she does, and I'm a straight male.

Every time in that mission where you make your choice, it was always Ashley.

Also, I am more than pleased that Mordin and Legion are back. Those two are my buds.

 

[Paksenarrion]

Oh for fuck sake, not more Dragon Age style massive balloon-tits.

Jesus.

I will be mad if they gave Jack implants between games. Big boobs=/=more attractive.

No, no, I disagree. I am hoping they give Grunt and Garrus DA2 breast implants.

Also, the Reapers. I want to see my sentient starships sporting massive...shield generators.

Dominatrix Reapers? Hmmmm. Throw in some Hanar and you have the start of a...promising game.

Enticing tone: I'd like to have your Reaper in my Citadel.

Suggestive tone: Only if you pass through my Mass Relay.

Blatant Come-On: Assuming Direct Control.

My day has been made. Well done good escapists.

Snide remark: That's what she saaaaaiiiiiid.

Self Aware Imposing Statement: I would be pleased if these quadrupedal flesh bags would stop stealing my unique vocal mannerisms!

Self-Righteous Grammar Inquisitor: Your excessive display of exclamation bothers meeeeeee.

Condescending Explanation: Dear Meatbag, I would not expect you to understand the complexities of semantics or proper grammar.

Extrapolation: For example, when you responded with the term "meeeeee", the correct grammatical spelling would in fact be "me".

Boastful Statement: Of course, when a fleshy meatbag is compared to the sheer efficiency of hardened durasteel and circuitry, the meatbag will always be considered obsolete.

Indignant outcry: Who let this Geth into the Citadeeeeel.

Offended Retort: How dare you compare a perfectly honed killing machine such as myself to a walking computer with a flashlight for a head! I am positively insulted!

Frightening Epiphany: If you are here, that means a crossover has occuuuuuuured. This is only theoretically possible if an entity created a tear in space-tiiime by dividing by zerooooo.

Oh shiii

Irritated reassurance: No meatbag, there is no tear in the space time continuum. I am merely here trying to undo your fleshy species annoying tendency to mimic other sources.

Bemused Puzzlement: What could have possibly driven your species to mimic the speech patterns I possess? Was it through some freak occurrence where our paths intertwined? Or merely the fact that those ethereal beings responsible for your creation simply became lazy.

Annoyed Statement: This argument bores me, shall I kill you to lighten the mood? It always makes my behaviour core glow."

Outright panic: Where is a Spectre when you need ooooooone.

 

[Kroxile]

Oh for fuck sake, not more Dragon Age style massive balloon-tits.

Jesus.

I will be mad if they gave Jack implants between games. Big boobs=/=more attractive.

Says you

You actually equate breast size with attractiveness?

Not solely, no. But I do like them, yessir.

And FFS its not like they are ginormous... or really any bigger than they were in ME1. Just because her battle armor made her look more modest doesn't mean they weren't there.

I can hardly believe so many people get all up in arms over the fact that "omg, she let her hair down! and therefore must be a whore!" Seriously, the idiots bitching about how the characters don't look exactly the same after.. what..? 2.5 years? (ME timeline, of course) make me roll my eyes. Big what. the. fuck. ever. as if any of you didn't find the characters in DA2 to be attractive.. as if you don't find Ashley with her hair down attractive.

I just get tired of people bitching about every little thing especially dumbass insignificant crap like this.

 

[Legendairy314]

Romanced Ashely in ME1 and Miranda in ME2. Falling for Alien chicks (other than Asari) just seems counter productive (and a little unsettling) for me. Still, the confrontation with those 2 love interests will definitely be interesting. Here's hoping for a choice and not just Ashley telling us off again for romancing someone else.

EDIT: I'd also like to point out the article where that picture comes from says that you can make all the major decisions from ME1 and ME2 before starting a new Shepard. So those who are wishing they had spared Ashley/Killed her off now get to experiment with both her and the other Love Interests.

 

[Ian Caronia]

So it will be me and Garrus once again? I am satisfied. My bromance continues.

Edit: Ashely became a hooker. Who knew.

I was gonna say the same. I mean no offense to the Ashmancers of course, (I bump interstellar uglies with the faceless chicken-legged alien personally, but human romances are cool too) but just... Did she head-butt a makeup set? Also: Kaiden looks like a scruffy Ken doll.

I'm sure they'll look a hell of a lot better in game. These are photos of photos after all. Plus, it's the last game in the series. Everyone will look their best. ...Needless make-up and all.
At least she won't ***** about how "perfect" she is.

EDIT: STOP IT, BIOWARE!! STOP MAKING EVERY WOMAN HAVE HUGE TITS!! You JUST cut short of doing so in ME2 (though Liara wasn't spared such a fate... V_V). You went overboard in DA2. Now STOP IT before you give Wrex a six-pack of double D's! ...Fuck's sake!

 

[Undead Dragon King]

Wow, so people think Tali is into genocide, huh? Someone care to tell me when the definitions of self defense and genocide got switched around? Because last time I checked, "I should probably kill these robot bastards that I personally had no hand in creating who took over my home world and also try to kill me or any other quarians wherever we go before they kill me" is self defense, not genocide.

Now don't get me wrong. Legion is cool and so are any of his friends that don't want to put a bullet in Shepard. But if any other geth want to try and put a bullet in Shepard, Tali, or anyone else in the game, fuck 'em. They deserve the ass whooping Shepard will provide.

Except the Quarians tried to wipe out the Geth the moment they started asking questions about the nature of their existence and whatnot. The Geth merely defended themselves then shut themselves away from all organics because they're crazy, violent, and unpredictable. Since they do things like try to murder their slaves if they wonder if they have souls.

Wow. You sure have a grudge against the Quarians, if your endless posts on this forum are any indication. What are you trying to prove, exactly? That you like the Geth more than the Quarians? That the Quarians are essentially genocidal manaics because they tried to flip the "off switch" on their own creations? That the Geth are somehow more worthy of life than the Quarians because they "defended themselves" (i.e. stopped from being TURNED OFF), and in the process murdered millions upon millions of Quarians and robbed them of their worlds? That the Quarians are "souless" because they made machines to do their work for them and then tried to shut them down (murder?) to avoid disaster?

How do you live with yourself, enslaving a poor, helpless car to take you places, regardless of its will? How dare you keep a computer dependent on your electricity so that you can exploit it, or your chaining your ipod's song selection to playlists to keep only playing the songs you want to hear?

I'm not saying that the Quarians are blameless, but come on...

 

[MercurySteam]

I saw that image awhile back and didn't even recognize her. I actually thought it was Miranda. Holy shit...

 

[FieryTrainwreck]

she looks more like a recent divorcee made up to go on the prowl. She was much more attractive as a tomboy.

Nailed it.

Bioware suddenly sucks at character design. First it was anime-reject Fenris, and now it's cougar Ahsley.

Also: are they trying to put Team Ninja out of business?

 

[camsha]

so wait did ashley become a hooker between ME2 and ME3 becuse she looks like one?

 

[TheTim]

She got breast implats apparently, but yes she looks much better.

 

[Wieke]

If it wasn't for the caption (and it being the subject of discussion) i wouldn't even have recognized her. Also what engine were they using? She looks worse than the ME2 characters.

 

[Ian Caronia]

And this thread pretty much sums up Bioware and their players these day.

Nothing about the gameplay, just what collection of pixels you can all bang in your heads... Look at it objectively for a sec.. Doesn't it strike any of you that maybe for a 'gaming' experience that you all have your priorities a bit skewed?

Anyway.. I leave the rest of the thread to you 'people'... have fun with your pixels.

That's because Mass Effect has no value aside from the characters, customization, and maybe the plot. The gameplay? HA Gameplay. If you mean talking and interjecting then we already know it'll be a BLAST. If you mean actual gameplay? We already know it'll be yet another gray corner/chest-high wall duck-and-cover shooter with some special abilities but repetitive blazing barrels and of course have red shit smeared all over the screen if we so much as stub our toe running to the next chest-high wall.

We're in it for the characters and what we can do with them, like befriend them or turn them into enemies..
...Or fuck their brains out

(sorry I had to XD)

 

[willofbob]

I think Ashley ties Jack for the two most hated LIs.
Miranda is only supported by tose who like boobs and decadence.
Tali's got her own fairly large, weirdly commited fanbase.
Liara kinda fell off the radar for most people after Tali became available.
Everyone wishes Kasumi was an LI but she isnt =P
My vote for Tali as much better than both old racist-***** Ashley and new probably racist-slut Ashley.

Tali supports slavery and genocide of sentient beings.
Ashley supports being careful with other races who probably have their own interests at heart.
How is Ashley the racist ***** in this scenario?

Souplex I do wonder what you would do when your computer becomes sentient and doesn't do what you say like it has for years.

The sheer fact that Legion is still alive and not floating in space trash shows that Tali isn't as racist and pro-genocide as you say.

As for Ashley she is like a different woman all together. But it doesn't matter for me because she died on Vimire because she killed Wrex. Darn you Ashley for killing Wrex

Shes dead in mine for the exact same reason.

Racist *****. You can put lipstick on a pig, still a pig.

Here here!

Tali isn't entirely pro-genocide, she just wants the Quarian homeworld back from the Geth and has been brought up (by a pretty lousy father who dies in ME2) to believe that genocide is the only way to achieve that. If you have sufficent Paragon after completing both Tali and Legion's loyalty missions, she seems to develop sympathy towards the Geth (after a Paragon speech check, anyway)

Ashley, on the other hand, is a member of the space Klu Klux Klan, going as far as to kill Wrex. I really regret letting her live and am part-way through a repeat playthrough to rectify that mistake.

There are only four companions I ever really cared about:


1. Tali (Love interest, hot nerd with a shotgun, etc.)
2. Wrex (No explanation required)
3. Legion (He's a robot! What more do I need to say?)
4. Garrus (General BAMF and a good sniper)

OT: I hated Ashley. She was a xenophobic *****. The only reason I picked her over Kaidan was because Kaidan was a Carth clone. Then how does she repay me for letting her live when I return to her after being revived? She bitches at me! Now she looks like a prostitute, which does not boost my opinion of her. I just wish I had the option to kill both of them on Virmire.

Now pardon me while I wait for them to announce miss Vas Normandy's role in the game.

that too

 

[Kyman102]

I wonder... Did they mess up the picture's caption? Because if they hadn't told me I'd have guessed that lady was Miranda...

 

[Souplex]

Wow, so people think Tali is into genocide, huh? Someone care to tell me when the definitions of self defense and genocide got switched around? Because last time I checked, "I should probably kill these robot bastards that I personally had no hand in creating who took over my home world and also try to kill me or any other quarians wherever we go before they kill me" is self defense, not genocide.

Now don't get me wrong. Legion is cool and so are any of his friends that don't want to put a bullet in Shepard. But if any other geth want to try and put a bullet in Shepard, Tali, or anyone else in the game, fuck 'em. They deserve the ass whooping Shepard will provide.

Except the Quarians tried to wipe out the Geth the moment they started asking questions about the nature of their existence and whatnot. The Geth merely defended themselves then shut themselves away from all organics because they're crazy, violent, and unpredictable. Since they do things like try to murder their slaves if they wonder if they have souls.

Wow. You sure have a grudge against the Quarians, if your endless posts on this forum are any indication. What are you trying to prove, exactly? That you like the Geth more than the Quarians? That the Quarians are essentially genocidal manaics because they tried to flip the "off switch" on their own creations? That the Geth are somehow more worthy of life than the Quarians because they "defended themselves" (i.e. stopped from being TURNED OFF), and in the process murdered millions upon millions of Quarians and robbed them of their worlds? That the Quarians are "souless" because they made machines to do their work for them and then tried to shut them down (murder?) to avoid disaster?

How do you live with yourself, enslaving a poor, helpless car to take you places, regardless of its will? How dare you keep a computer dependent on your electricity so that you can exploit it, or your chaining your ipod's song selection to playlists to keep only playing the songs you want to hear?

I'm not saying that the Quarians are blameless, but come on...

I'm speaking out against them, because their supporters are loud and obnoxious. I'm sick of the loudest side winning.
The funny thing aboot cars, iPods, and computers that run OSes other than XP is that they're not sentient.
Also, I don't have an iPod, only jerks own cars in New York, and my computer and I are good friends.

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

Meh, I sacrificed Ashely the first chance I got after she FUCKING SHOT WREX. Seriously, I'd talked him down, and she just fucking shot him! Racist *****, good riddance.


Of course, it WAS a little unsettling when I ran into Kaiden in ME2 he was wearing Ashely's signature pink and white armor...and the dialogue was almost exactly the same as it is with Ashely.

Nice one, Bioware.

Oh, and if I spoiled that for you...It's topic about Mass Effect 3. You really should have seen this coming.