Poll: My arguement with an Army guy. Over ODST.

[FROGGEman2]

...It warms my heart to know shining examples of the goodness of humanity like this man are dying for me in some foreign hellhole.

Yes, and you should've said worse.

Happy 13698th post of anger and hate, Max...

Eh, what a weirdo.

I mean... what?

 

[Ninja_X]

I grew up on military bases.

If a soldier acted like that, we would have taken him out back and beaten him to a pulp.

 

[Meado]

So the guy got pissed off because you took the word of a professional reviewer into consideration?
...I hope you ate his face (in game).

 

[FROGGEman2]

Happy 13698th post of anger and hate, Max...

Eh, what a weirdo.

I mean... what?

I like the Dark Side.
My eyes have adjusted and we have cookies.

Gee, I wonder what famous vaguely racist Youtube celebrity you're paraphrasing there?

BTW, I think you should know, I wasn't calling you a weirdo.

Honest.

 

[FROGGEman2]

Gee, I wonder what famous vaguely racist Youtube celebrity you're paraphrasing there?

BTW, I think you should know, I wasn't calling you a weirdo.

Honest.

Actually, I have no idea.
I was just quoting something I picked up somewhere...
But it wasn't YouTube.

I believe you, because that's a totally believable statement.

Wait what?

OK, I shall give you two clues...

He is the most sub-fuck it, I'm talking about nigahiga!

...nghrhginghg! *walks off annoyed*

 

[v3n0mat3]

This is why I don't want a 360.

 

[Akai Shizuku]

I thought Halo's story was awesome, but I'm not going to get all pissy on Xbox Live about it. If someone else doesn't like it, so what?

 

[KarumaK]

I dunno.
I mean, how many sane people are really willing to put their life on the line for no real reason?
I figure the military has got to be like 80% psychopaths.

Well in that case Max why aren't you in it? You've got the psycho part down pat, and killing? Killing they'd pay you to do? It sounds like a career made for you.

This has however given me inspiration for my global takeover. I shall gather the fanboys, ALL the fanboys. I shall armor them, I shall equip them and then I shall unleash them. With a simple phrase whispered; "They think (insert favorite game here) sucks." My armies shall darken the world and an hour after it has begun I shall only be able to utter;

"What have I done?"

 

[latenightapplepie]

(This argument is over Xbox Live and with some guy I don't know)

This was where you went completely wrong. I would advise never doing this again.

 

[KarumaK]

Well in that case Max why aren't you in it? You've got the psycho part down pat, and killing? Killing they'd pay you to do? It sounds like a career made for you.

This has however given me inspiration for my global takeover. I shall gather the fanboys, ALL the fanboys. I shall armor them, I shall equip them and then I shall unleash them. With a simple phrase whispered; "They think (insert favorite game here) sucks." My armies shall darken the world and an hour after it has begun I shall only be able to utter;

"What have I done?"

Well, it is actually quite simple.

1. I do not like the heat.
2. I do not like loud noises.
3. If I have to use a gun, I prefer a pistol.
4. I don't take orders. Period.
5. The military is mostly composed of males. I do not like or get along with males.
6. I hate when fights aren't unfair in my favor.
7. The pay sucks.
8. I am far too important to die in some horrible hellhole.

Why yes, I am being completely serious.

I read the list and only one thing occurred to me...

Are you too important to die in a pleasant hellhole?

 

[Berethond]

So I ask of you after this long post, was I right to say this?

That post was pretty short.

Also, some people are just stupid.

 

[KarumaK]

I read the list and only one thing occurred to me...

Are you too important to die in a pleasant hellhole?

Hrm.

Well now, that's a tricksy question, you nasty little Hobbitses.

It depends heavily upon your definition of "pleasant" and "hellhole," and whether or not one negates the other.

Let's just assume I'm too important to die, full stop.

Well hellhole is simple, it is a hole that resembles hell. Of course then one begins to ponder hell itself which depending on personal interpretation could in fact make that a very pleasant place to be but I'd just start rambling over semantics for hours with no real definition.

So you're too important to die Max? Why, what purpose do you serve that cannot be lost?

 

[BoxCutter]

We all lose when we fight over the internet.

Related: Halo 3 ODST was a good game with sad attempts at humor. But I enjoyed the story.