Poll: Poll: Rule 34, Your opinion

[ZRendZ]

I generally dislike it for these main reasons
A) I know somewhere in the world somebody is masturbating over Dawn (Pokemon) getting gang raped. I seriously feel grossed out even thinking about it.
B) What a better way to shit over childhood memories like looking at rule 34
C) Rule 43 (The more innocent something is the more satisfying it is to corrupt it) makes me feel like this only exists just because they did it for the 'lulz'
D) It's used against me as a "gay test". I honestly don't give a shit if you get off to cartoon porn but me? I'd rather it be real women rather then a pencil and ink drawing.
In short, I really don't care if you like it, just GET IT THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME.

 

[loc978]

Hey, whatever floats your boat... just don't flaunt illustrated M*A*S*H porn in front of me... that was one of those moments where I just had to tell the internet to fuck off and die.

 

[ToastiestZombie]

As a general rule I'm ok with it... however some stuff people spay on TF2 maps is... frightening... really frightening...

I wander if anyone has ever sprayed tf2 porn( if it exists)?

Sort answer yes... its not exactly a shock what genre was sprayed... my god that engineer must have been in pain from that sentry...

OH GOD, OH GOD!!

That has scarred me forever, thanks. (Sees if its actually there, just curios)

 

[mjc0961]

I voted "What people fantasize about is their business, just don't post it where I can see it.". And by this I mean I wish rule 34 stuff would stop coming up in Google Image Search despite my having safe search on. I did not need to see rule 34 of Sam and Sybil from Sam & Max, and just the other day I also did not need to see rule 34 of Suicune and Lugia. Not that it actually bothers me all that much (my childhood is not ruined or anything), but still, when you're just looking for normal pictures and all of a sudden here comes some porn or it, well, that's just not nice.

I don't know if I should be telling Google or the image creators to stop posting it where I can see it, though.

A) I know somewhere in the world somebody is masturbating over Dawn (Pokemon) getting gang raped. I seriously feel grossed out even thinking about it.

Yeah, knowing that Tentacrule, Tangela, and Tangrowth exist among many other things, I'm not finding it too pleasant to think about either. >_<

 

[crudus]

I am ok with it. I am just vastly uninterested in 83% of the porn ever made. My only problem with it is when people go out of their way to make it which results in very poor quality. It is also just stupid.

I hate it! Many of you like to whine about having your childhoods ruined by various things, well I'll tell you this; Micheal Bay doesn't ruin childhoods, Rule 34 ruins childhoods.

No he still does.

 

[Dragunai]

If you encounter it, turn your family settings up or back on.
This really is one of those things that can be circumvented >.>

As for my opinion on it?
Meh.

Hentai has been around for a hell of a long time and there's a reasonable amount of Rule 34 content that is cartoon based or simply euphemisms that imply a sexual situation. Few people object to hentai, so even fewer people care about the random scribblings of someone with a weird sense of humour.

 

[rotund0]

Wait...
So there's Driving Ms. Daisy porn?
Cocoon porn?
On Golden Pond porn?
(ok, that last one I can see for the double-meaning parody aspect)


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
The Horror.

 

[Canadamus Prime]

I hate it! Many of you like to whine about having your childhoods ruined by various things, well I'll tell you this; Micheal Bay doesn't ruin childhoods, Rule 34 ruins childhoods.

No he still does.

Only if your childhood is as fragile as a porcelain doll in a bomb shelter. Also you completely missed my point.

 

[Faux Furry]

It's a barrel and a half of laughs.
I don't just mean the Rule 34 related art work, that includes the people who get worked up about how other people enjoy works of fiction as if adding sex to the mix is the worst thing that one can do to the property if they aren't funnier sometimes.

Now adding low quality fan fiction to actual canon once one is one the series' staff is a travesty that affects my ability to enjoy a work by making said work less fun to behold... unless it is so bad that there is perverse entertainment to be had from watching the whole thing derail, crash and burn in spectacular fashion!

 

[Aethren]

I don't mind it, everyone's found something attractive at one time or another.

I have, however, found an exception to the rule, so it's not all-inclusive. (Mr. Bean)

 

[Vandy]

Rule 34 made my childhood more Awesome. I always thought Velma was sexy and now there's pictures to prove it!

Spoiler

Jinkies! Just the right amount of junk in that trunk.

 

[TastyCarcass]

It has so many uses! You can fap to the hot ones and scare your friends with the sick ones! Then fap to those too!

 

[OrokuSaki]

Rule 34 is one of those novelties to the internet, it's not something that you come for, but it's something that makes you cringe and ups your tolerance for the next thing the internet throws at you.

 

[spartan231490]

Rule 34 of the Internet: If it exists, someone has made porn of it. No exceptions.

It is an unfortunate fact of the internet. Whether it's Pokemon, Portal, Calvin and Hobbs, or Dora the Explorer. There are NO EXCEPTIONS! My question is, WHY!? What makes an otherwise normal human think "Hey, look! The Muppet Show, Damn, Kermit looks hot tonight. I'm going to draw him in a gimp suit with Miss Piggy and post it on the internet for all to see."?

(Note: The situation above is assumed. If you search for it and find it, I really, REALLY don't want to know about it.)

Humans aren't as civilized as we like to pretend. The fact is that when given the anonymity of the internet, most people resort to basic drives like sex and dominance. That's my theory anyway.

 

[Jodah]

Whatever floats your boat I suppose. If you don't like it, don't look.

 

[TheRocketeer]

I don't mind that it exists, in principle; it seems like a lot of the crazier R34 only exists for comic, OH NO YOU DIDN'T purposes.

And for people that actually are soft in the head, it gives them something to do besides flashing old people in the park or restocking the guro dungeon in their basement.

 

[Anarchemitis]

The "Rule 34" is an unprovable theory that only maintains its countenance by the same denial-based wishful thinking that maintains most internet memes and ideas, which are thought of as obviously false and joke-based but held in a fisade of seriousness and absolution that on the exterior appears absolutely and incontrovertibly true. The same can be said about the masculinity of My Little Pony and of 4chan's other "Rules of the Internet". That's what I think of the name of the concept.
I have no opinion of the concept itself.