Poll: Porn. Have you ever been caught with it and how would you react if you caught your kids?

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Baldry

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Well they once found porn on my history but I denied it to heaven and above!
But now i'm a damn ninja and have never been caught and delete my history...

And as for if a I caught my child...I'd leave them to it, and probably have the talk with them later on!
 

Kagim

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I have never been caught, then again i didn't start looking up porn until i bought my own computer.

What would i do if i caught my kids? Honestly it depends.

If they were looking up illegal stuff i would be concerned. Stuff like child and bestiality.

If it was rape fetish I would still be concerned.

Just about anything else i don't think I would care to much about. Even BDSM since the core rule of BDSM is to trust your partner.
 

Spinozaad

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Never been caught.

If I ever have children, in which case Double Dutch failed, I'll pretend like nothing ever happened. Teens look at porn, and the embarrasment of them knowing dad knows is "punishment" enough.
 

PedroSteckecilo

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I would encourage my kids to practice safe porning and that Porn isn't remotely "real" in any sense of the word. Real Women don't look or act like that and Sex w/o a condom can lead to kids or diseases, or both.
 

Lexodus

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TheRightToArmBears said:
I've never been caught.

If it was normal porn, it's ok, just don't let me see it (unless it's good), and no masturbating when others are in the house. If it's something weird (like game characters, hentai, beastiality etc), then there might be some repercussions. As in, therapy.
Pretty much this. Also, explain the whole 'It's not really like this, and as long as you know that and treat people right' kinda thing the first time.
 

cartzo

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i think by the age of fourteen my kid would've already had "THE CONVERSATION", so it wouldn't really be a problem, although i probably would just tell him to be careful what you click on on the internet. It's a fucking mine field of shemales, and shit from the far east.

although everyone is turned on by different things, i've got no problem with bondage, or furries, etc. perhaps a family policy of "don't ask don't tell" would be in order.

by the way, never been caught.
 

Deviltongue

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I'd go off on my kid.
"YOU HAVE ALL OF THIS AWESOME PORN AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE?! YOU'RE GROUNDED!!"
 

NeonZombie

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Brainst0rm said:
I would hope that I would be much less anal about it than my parents.
Nice choice of words ;)

OT: in repressed britain exploring curiosity about sex isn't easy. A lot of kids find it hard to talk to their parents about it. Porn doesn't answer all those questions but it does help so that you're not entirely clueless.
 

boredkid

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Gralian said:
How would you react if you caught your kids with porn - badly or understandingly?
Have you ever been caught with porn? How did your parents react?
I would like to think understandingly, I suppose it would depend on multiple circumstances though.

I have been. Looking on the family computer, I was somewhere around 16 so mom honestly didn't say a word. She acted like she didn't see anything, and I acted like I wasn't doing anything - that is how we deal with a lot of issues. :)

The most awkward moment was the first day, within hours actually, of getting our internet connected (back in the day) I came down to find both of my parents simultaneously searching for pornography on the computer. However, thanks to the aforementioned strategy we managed to avoid any awkwardness and my parents learned how to quickly close out web browsers.
 

Ironic Pirate

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I don't really like nudity, doesn't "do" it for me, so I'm safe.


I would say to my kids, "Eh, she's only kinda attractive."
 

PatrickXD

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Brainst0rm said:
Never caught exactly, but there have been eyebrows raised before I knew how to cover my tracks. My parents would be very, very disapproving if they knew, but they don't, so it's good :)
Protip: They know.
OT: I have never been caught watching it par se, but before I knew how to cover it all up they found sites etc. They didn't care, were just like yeah, dont follow google links and no masturbating when other people are in the house ;P
 

Eisenfaust

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(my) porn was found on the "family" computer (the one no one else used but me) at which point i acted befuddled and confused as to why is was on there and how it got there, apparently convincingly... good thing i have siblings...
 

cheywoodward

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Being in the 14-18 age demographic right now I have been caught with porn and at first my mother took great offense at it. It stressed her out and made her believe that I would treat woman as objects. However eventually she came to accept that porn is simply the evolution of playboy and that most guys are doing it (those that say they aren't are generally lying). She doesn't really care now. In addition the argument I'm not looking at anything "hardcore" worked for me.

Based on my experience I would not stop my son from looking at porn unless it was disturbing (hopefully everyone knows what I mean by that). I wouldn't stop them because it is perfectly normal to do so and that stopping my son (or daughter) from doing so would be hypocritical.
 
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There is no way I'd get mad at my kids for looking at porn. It would be just plain hypocritical of me to do so, since I watch porn myself. I would probably have a little talk with them so they don't end up buying porn using one of my credit cards.