I can understand why people listen to rap music. It gets people on the dancefloor gyrating their hips against one another. But it's bland, samey, lacking in je ne sais quoi. It's functional music for people who don't get nerdy about music because of all the White Lightning they drink or all the old ladies they mug.
The genre pales meekly in comparison with rock, though. I mean, rock's a very broad type of music, it can have violins and church organs and little boxes that go bleep when you push a little button on it, and although guitars are a near-ubiquitous aspect of the genre as a whole, they aren't totally necessary (see Keane, although you probably shouldn't because they're crap).
But rap... well, let's be honest here, there's only so much you can do with a muscular black guy in approximately fifty-three tonnes worth of bling shouting obscenities into a microphone. It simply doesn't require as much depth or musical proficiency as other forms of music, it's music at it's most raw and unsophisticated, at it's most... functional.
It does the job, but that's pretty much all it does. There are exceptions, of course, but rap and "nu-soul" (read: shit-on-a-disc) by and large doesn't have as much of a political bent as rock. Rock musicians often try to change something. Most rappers don't care about any world other than their own, and it's not difficult to see why - if they are to be believed, then every black or Latino man in America and Britain commits about eighteen murders before their hearty breakfast of cheap crack, bitches and bullets.
Also, name me one openly gay rapper.
That's another problem with it. In the testosterone-and-God-steeped world of rap music, homosexuality is liable to get you shot or worse. It's a poor shout that people who've (supposedly) worked long and hard to get off the mean streets of Shit-Coated Tenement Block X use their time in the recording studio to bash the gay community. What the fuck did WE do?
Okay, rant over now. Buy yourself an ice-cream. And if you're an amateur rap star in the making, then I know a gelateria that does a cracking heroin flavour.