Straight male, ready to join the ranks, FOR SCIENCE... and sexytimes with my girlfriend! Now for the punchline - as of this post there are 4% more Bi/Pansexual males than Straight Females... How's that for a gas, Internet Hive Mind? Your cunning and masterful plan to create a utopia for the straight male, free of the so called "freedom to choose", using anonymity, sarcastic one-liners, distasteful memes and foul language, has crashed and burned...
In all seriousness, this being a gaming/online culture domain, the results are not all that surprising...