Poll: Taking a shower

[scorptatious]

I spit out loogies and blow my nose while in the shower. Can't see anything wrong with that.

 

[superbatranger]

Where's the option for "All of the above"?

Simultaneously...


I kid, I kid.

I'm sure you could market that to some niche porno market.

Sometimes I've peed in the shower. And sometimes I masturbate in the shower. Before you say anything, I'm the only one who uses it.

 

[velcrokidneyz]

pee in the shower isnt bad, its sterile so whats it gonna do other than smell funny

 

[Haydyn]

Poop will not fit in the drain.

That's why you gotta shove it down with your hands.

I'd prolly say pee. I don't get the whole "masturbating in shower" thing. There's something very unerotic about being encased in a white plastic mold naked with water spouting out of a shower head.

 

[Ladette]

I do every option on the poll, minus the crapping in the shower. That's just odd.

Shower sex is the most amazing thing ever. With the warm water and someone elses hands rubbing soap over you, smooth jazz playing in the background......I think I need to go take a shower right now.

 

[LittleChone]

 

[instantbenz]

for the 26 ppl who said that they think the most disgusting thing they do in the shower is their boy/girlfriend ... are they really that hideous?

i piddle in there as most of the time i start to feel relaxed

 

[instantbenz]

Poop will not fit in the drain.

That's why you gotta shove it down with your hands.

I got an honest laugh from that one ...

could have been a 7 though http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bristol_Stool_Scale

 

[Light 086]

I find it rather frightening that 16 people have said they take a shit in the shower. I seriously hope they are joking.

As for me I just take a normal shower and I've also had sex in the shower, but I haven't taken a piss or shit in the shower nor would I entertain the idea. I don't think sex in the shower disgusting (2 of my friends do) though, I just really fun. People should try it before they knock it

 

[zombiesinc]

The most disgusting thing I've done in the shower is sex, and by disgusting I mean awesome.

I alternate between a bar of soap and body wash, 'cause I have two different types with two nummy smells. Pomegranate 'n mango body wash and citrus bar soap, =3.

 

[Lilani]

I refuse to believe the 16 people that voted they poop in the shower.

In other news, I won't lie, I've peed in there on occasion. But I'm very careful--I make sure I aim directly on the drain and spend some extra time rinsing everything down.

 

[The Almighty Aardvark]

"my girlfriend or boyfriend"

he's not disgusting of himself, but fucking in a shower is considered to be very much in poor taste...especially when there's 3 other people trying to use the thing.

At the same time?! That would be in awfully poor taste.

As for me it's just peeing, I don't know what it is but it's been happening just as long as I've been taking showers. I don't get the allure of jerking in showers though, tried once or twice but it jut doesn't do it for me. As for crapping in showers, nope, haven't even considered it. Stepping out and walking a foot to the toilet is much easier than shoving it down the drain.

 

[Fr]anc[is]

I'm scared to read the posts... but not scared enough to drop a bachelor frog in here

Edit: Read the posts, got a surprising amount of lulz

 

[theevilsanta]

The most disgusting thing by far "in" the shower was puking all over it for like an hour after one of my first nights getting drunk. Though the shower wasn't running, so I'm not sure if it counts.

The most disgusting thing I do regularly while the shower is running is spit, constantly. Every three seconds I deliver a few drops of saliva onto my body to be swept down it and out the drain. I used to piss in the shower, but that's gross. And I hate the smell. I guess I tried masturbating in the shower because I heard it was the shiz, but it didn't take. I don't really like to be standing and for some reason straight water on my bits seems to act as a reverse lubricant.

ps - WTF is up with body wash? Do I need a special tool to use it? I've tried by hand and with a wash cloth and it takes me like a quarter of a bottle and five minutes to achieve the lather I get from a bar in thirty seconds. I despise body wash. I need that thick lather all over to feel clean.

 

[Zaik]

I blow my nose. Also I pee, but directly at the drain, not just wherever it happens to fall.

 

[AWC Viper]

Sex in the shower, mainly because i live with my girlfriend when i get up in the morning for a shower she usually feels the need to join me.

 

[Bill_Stanbrook]

Oh I use Dove Men...Don't fucking judge me.
I used to use Irish Spring, gave that up now with Dove.

Isn't 'Dove Men' a contradiction in terms?

 

[Necrofudge]

Poop will not fit in the drain.

You're supposed to stomp it down the drain.

OT: Well the way the topic was phrased, I guess peeing in the shower is the most disgusting thing I've ever done.
But I've done a lot of those other things too.

 

[Mikeyfell]

So I was just in the shower and found myself blowing my nose. Yuck, yet I still do it. Could say I'm saving money on tissues, but I know it's just a convenience/ laziness issue. So it got me wondering, what do other people do in the shower that others might find disgusting? Reminds me of some comedian I once saw who's joke was reading a relationship building book which recommended they take a shower together and act normally. But then his girlfriend got angry when he urinated down the drain.

Also, a couple years ago I tried using body wash instead of soap and never looked back. I love the stuff! Usually buy Axe cause it's affordable and almost always on sale. So what does everyone else use, if anything?

Sing isn't on the list.

and if you don't think singing is disgusting you've obviously never heard me sing