Poll: Voting for the Escapist WarChief (take two)

[TimeLord]

[HEADING=2]Vote for Change[/HEADING]​

The EUP think they can sway voters by expressing that I&C cares only about segregation of the community?

A part of the community that both their chief members are part of, I might remind you.

They would argue that I&C are trying to split the community if we posted more in Off Topic forums than a User Group.

Such petty arguments cannot dishearten us, and nor should they. We care about the user. Each and every one of you. Not just the community as a whole but that and everything in it. Each user is a friend, each user is a member, each user makes our community better.

Vote Claymorez. Vote Change. Vote Cookies​

 

[El Poncho]

You are giving us cookies for now, but soon you will be implementing cookie tax to make up for the loss you have made of giving out free cookies!

It will damage The Escapist!

 

[Claymorez]

You are giving us cookies for now, but soon you will be implementing cookie tax to make up for the loss you have made of giving out free cookies!

It will damage The Escapist!

I hereby swear to never implement a cookie tax! Infact I will give u cookies on requests always!

 

[DoW Lowen]

But what are your policies on the oil spill crisis in the US? Do you believe in the New South Wales government offering non-religious primary school children ethics class as an alternative to scripture? What's the big deal about Miley Cyrus?

The EUP's only concern is the community of The Escapist!

So... we're not going to deal with Miley Cyrus? Fine... I'll consider my options.

I assure you pointless threads about celebrities like her will be frowned upon and immediatly dealt with!

Well at least the parties can all agree on something, though not sure on Furburt being the warchief though. He reminds me of pitbull, great when you need security but otherwise he'll eat your children. Cookies never hurt anyone. I'm sorry EUP but my vote has been cast. Perhaps since I'm more concerned about better welfare and academic assistance in tertiary education instead of focusing on infrastructure, military spending and dental plans (which the cookie party is clearly against) I would give you my vote, but I need to secure a better future for my children who will grow up to be escapist members, and as a parent I feel that is what is best for my child.

 

[El Poncho]

You are giving us cookies for now, but soon you will be implementing cookie tax to make up for the loss you have made of giving out free cookies!

It will damage The Escapist!

I hereby swear to never implement a cookie tax! Infact I will give u cookies on requests always!

It's all just promises! You trick us with cookies! Cookies won't help The Escapist! They make the mere reward of cookies worthless!
If you go giving out free cookies that means if someone makes a cookie worthy post then it means NOTHING!

 

[MasterSqueak]

[HEADING=3]Vote Claymorez. Vote Cookies. Vote Change.[/HEADING]​

[HEADING=3]A Speech For The Escapist Unity Party[/HEADING]​

Claymorez's party spend their time making promotional videos!
Do you want a party that is just going to come up with fancy videos?
Or do you want a party that is always thinking about The Escapist and it's community and what we can do to improve it?

Vote for an even better community!
Vote for The Escapist Unity Party!
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Slander! We are tired of you dragging our name through the mud just to forward your goals!

Vote for Change, we will strive to prevent this type of behavior!

You are giving us cookies for now, but soon you will be implementing cookie tax to make up for the loss you have made of giving out free cookies!

It will damage The Escapist!

More slander, we of the I&C party assure you that we are pro cookie economy, and would impose no such tax.

 

[TimeLord]

You are giving us cookies for now, but soon you will be implementing cookie tax to make up for the loss you have made of giving out free cookies!

It will damage The Escapist!

I hereby swear to never implement a cookie tax! Infact I will give u cookies on requests always!

It's all just promises! You trick us with cookies! Cookies won't help The Escapist! They make the mere reward of cookies worthless!
If you go giving out free cookies that means if someone makes a cookie worthy post then it means NOTHING!

The EUP offers nothing more than promises either. We can deliver ours, and we do so with honour!

 

[Claymorez]

You are giving us cookies for now, but soon you will be implementing cookie tax to make up for the loss you have made of giving out free cookies!

It will damage The Escapist!

I hereby swear to never implement a cookie tax! Infact I will give u cookies on requests always!

It's all just promises! You trick us with cookies! Cookies won't help The Escapist! They make the mere reward of cookies worthless!
If you go giving out free cookies that means if someone makes a cookie worthy post then it means NOTHING!

Ahh but I don't post it on the threads thus its only viewable to you and is special to that person I send it to. I try and send everyone different cookies thus its not flooding the threads and doesn't upset the balance and so people can post their cookies if their are epic Please Vote for us!

 

[Eggsnham]

[HEADING=1]Inquisition and Cookies.[/HEADING]​

The EUP continues their obvious and desperate campaign against the I&C, disregarding the fact that the I&C continues to fight and, at this rate, win, an uphill battle.

The I&C and our followers will not be disheartened by EUP's propaganda. Remember, we are changing the Escapist one cookie at a time.

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[HEADING=2]For Cookies! For Claymorez![/HEADING]​

 

[El Poncho]

You are giving us cookies for now, but soon you will be implementing cookie tax to make up for the loss you have made of giving out free cookies!

It will damage The Escapist!

I hereby swear to never implement a cookie tax! Infact I will give u cookies on requests always!

It's all just promises! You trick us with cookies! Cookies won't help The Escapist! They make the mere reward of cookies worthless!
If you go giving out free cookies that means if someone makes a cookie worthy post then it means NOTHING!

The EUP offers nothing more than promises either. We can deliver ours, and we do so with honour!

Their promises do not water down the soul reward of The Escapist, you deliver yours now, but at what cost?

It's like giving everyone money whenever they want it, if anyone can get it whenever they want it, then it is then worthless.

 

[TimeLord]

[HEADING=3]Vote Claymorez. Vote Cookies. Vote Change.[/HEADING]​

All I have seen for the EUP so far is slander. Trying to ruin our cookie policy for all users.

Where are their policies?

Where are their promises?

Where are their cookies? They have none to give.

Our devotion is assured. Our leader himself is up late into the night campaigning. It is currently 2.54am.

Have you ever seen such devotion to the cause?
I see nothing of the like from the EUP

 

[El Poncho]

You are giving us cookies for now, but soon you will be implementing cookie tax to make up for the loss you have made of giving out free cookies!

It will damage The Escapist!

I hereby swear to never implement a cookie tax! Infact I will give u cookies on requests always!

It's all just promises! You trick us with cookies! Cookies won't help The Escapist! They make the mere reward of cookies worthless!
If you go giving out free cookies that means if someone makes a cookie worthy post then it means NOTHING!

Ahh but I don't post it on the threads thus its only viewable to you and is special to that person I send it to. I try and send everyone different cookies thus its not flooding the threads and doesn't upset the balance and so people can post their cookies if their are epic Please Vote for us!

Yet it is still cookies being given away, they still become worthless to the community.

 

[TimeLord]

You are giving us cookies for now, but soon you will be implementing cookie tax to make up for the loss you have made of giving out free cookies!

It will damage The Escapist!

I hereby swear to never implement a cookie tax! Infact I will give u cookies on requests always!

It's all just promises! You trick us with cookies! Cookies won't help The Escapist! They make the mere reward of cookies worthless!
If you go giving out free cookies that means if someone makes a cookie worthy post then it means NOTHING!

The EUP offers nothing more than promises either. We can deliver ours, and we do so with honour!

Their promises do not water down the soul reward of The Escapist, you deliver yours now, but at what cost?

It's like giving everyone money whenever they want it, if anyone can get it whenever they want it, then it is then worthless.

Do you not wish for what you want?
When you want?
The I&C can, and is, doing that.

For all of you

 

[Eggsnham]

[HEADING=1]Inquisition and Cookies.[/HEADING]​

First our sanity, now our work ethic?! When does the desperate slander stop?

EUP refuses to discuss the actual politics and instead makes personal attacks!

The I&C will work to eradicate EXACTLY that kind of behavior on the Escapist forums.

But remember, we can only do that with your help!

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[HEADING=2]For Cookies! For Claymorez![/HEADING]​

 

[TimeLord]

[HEADING=3]Vote Claymorez. Vote Cookies. Vote Change.[/HEADING]​

All I have seen for the EUP so far is slander. Trying to ruin our cookie policy for all users.

Where are their policies?

Where are their promises?

Where are their cookies? They have none to give.

Our devotion is assured. Our leader himself is up late into the night campaigning. It is currently 2.54am.

Have you ever seen such devotion to the cause?
I see nothing of the like from the EUP

It's the exact same time over here for me.
I have the exact same dedication!

Copying our promotional words is not a good start for a party...

You cannot gain respect by saying you do something the same as the party who said it first

And you call us lazy....