so if you want to talk about not being a soul-less loser...go find something better to do than to try and act high and mighty on the internet of all places. please.
Poll: What happens when you see a girl on xbox live?
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I lol'd at this because 3 of the 5 people in my xbox friend list are women... well at the very least they sound like females and have boobs... so I'll go with that. Although I do assume that anyone I've never met is a bisexual hermaphrodite just to be safe and never get it wrong by saying her instead of him or he instead of she, no I just use the words them or that person or hey you.
I ignore them. It's a kill or be killed in the game, and if they can't kill me, whelp, sucks that's what! Bang bang!
First I mispronounce her Gamertag SEVERAL times until she acknowledges my existence.
Then I ask her if she's fat.
Then I ask her if she has Myspace.
Then if she tells me to piss off I ask her if she's a "Dyke".
Then I call her a "Fat Dyke".
Oh wait.. no I don't.. what's what happens to ME several times a night whenever I play. (largely when playing Halo.. seems less vapid morons play MW2 or TF2.. not sure why.. perhaps more Redneck parents are willing to buy their poorly educated spawn Halo)
Then I ask her if she's fat.
Then I ask her if she has Myspace.
Then if she tells me to piss off I ask her if she's a "Dyke".
Then I call her a "Fat Dyke".
Oh wait.. no I don't.. what's what happens to ME several times a night whenever I play. (largely when playing Halo.. seems less vapid morons play MW2 or TF2.. not sure why.. perhaps more Redneck parents are willing to buy their poorly educated spawn Halo)
I do what I normally do around females... and by that I mean start sweating and losing my ability to form sentences.
I'm joking... It really doesn't make a difference to me. Normally, females are less likely to be total jerks, so it's always nice to not get cussed out for nothing as per usual.
I'm joking... It really doesn't make a difference to me. Normally, females are less likely to be total jerks, so it's always nice to not get cussed out for nothing as per usual.
thats pretty intense. it seems there is actually some truth to what Julz my friend complains of...good to be confirmed by another girlSarahcidal said:
lol yeah it's pretty sad actually.. don't get me wrong, there are a tons of great guys out there who are either really nice or just indifferent.. but the moronic guys seem to ruin it for the awesome guys and I usually just mute the entire lobby before anyone has a chance to say anything at all.M1LL3R HIGHLIFE said:
im all for girl gamers really. any girl willing to play video games has to be pretty badass in my book. its really pathetic that all the morons out there ruin gaming for everyone else due to stupid things like gender or pathetic slurs about ones sexuality. i dont know how many times a day i hear "fag" or "queer" on XBL. i wish kids under 12 werent allowed to play video games online due to their inability to accept other people besides themselves.Sarahcidal said:
Amazing as this is, I have never actually encountered one of these mystical creatures known as "girl gamers" on Xbox Live. One of my female friends is on my friends list, but I've never once seen her online.
After much scientific research, I have come to the conclusion that there is no such thing as a girl on Xbox Live, and this is a science fact. Anyone who claims to have encountered one was probably subject to some preposterous narcotic-induced hallucination and is therefore an untrustworthy, smelly hippie.
After much scientific research, I have come to the conclusion that there is no such thing as a girl on Xbox Live, and this is a science fact. Anyone who claims to have encountered one was probably subject to some preposterous narcotic-induced hallucination and is therefore an untrustworthy, smelly hippie.