Poll: What happens when you see a girl on xbox live?

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Communist partisan

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What would I do? run around yelling OMG OMG OMG a girl!? nope I conider that totall unintresting I only hope that the next player that joins the mach isn't a team killer.
 

Optimus Hagrid

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I do what I normally do with mic'ed people, become Heavy and punch the fuck out of them. Preferably if they are trying to snipe, then I punch their sniper scope.
 

not_the_dm

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Jedoro said:
She's another player, so she gets no special treatment. If she's on my team, she better carry her weight. If she's on the other team, she's getting shot.
Yeah, basicaly this. She's still human, the mythical is because most people on xbl are about 12.
 

Tekkawarrior

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http://imageups.com/files/6/Girl_Gamers_by_FizTheAncient.png

Credit on this link goes to @Abengoshis , i added it to my collection of epic :)
 

kwfang

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I don't do anything oh look its a girl I keep playing I just kinda feel bad for the girl when all the guys (even little kids try hitting on her) because it seems like she is getting annoyed and some of the things they tell her is like "WOW Why would you say that"
 

Sephychu

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This situation occurs?

I kid, but I tend to be indifferent to people I play on Xbox Live with, regardless of gender.
Though there is a greater chance of girls on Xbox Live being people I don't want to obliterate with a sledgehammer than boys on Xbox Live.
 

Miller iz Life

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i doubt cooties can pass through the internet, otherwise all the 12 year olds who still believe in that would be dead
 

joshuaayt

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Roll a charisma check then attempt to hit on her.
Oh, wait, no. I'd probably shoot her at some point, but I doubt it would be very different.
 

Tomany2

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OMG A GIRL!!! *head explodes*

no seriously, its not a big deal, I dont really know why guys freak out over it. Most girls I meet who play are better than guys, and most add me too.
 

Generic_Dave

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M1LL3R HIGHLIFE said:
i have a friend on xbox live thats a girl and she always complains guys are so SHOCKED that a girl can play video games too. whats your impression of what happens?
Well, its slightly off topic, and I don't really "do" anything per-say. My mate however, when he plays MW2 gets his wife to talk sass for him. Its hilarious, almost worth recording. As soon she logs on guys (and I'm mainly talking pre-pubescent, or under 18 at the oldest) all start hitting on her, or sassing her gameplay, then when she rejoinders (My personal favourite of her responses is "You're mother powders her balls while you dad dances around in tights") they are usually visibly stunned, I've seen on-screen avatars just stop mid-run between cover like they hit a wall.

I dunno whether you'd class this as cheating, but there is a psychological warfare side to it. I've noticed that a lot of players go softer on "her" than when my mate plays on his regular profile (he doesn't want to "cheat" on his main profile). Also, they assume she's never played before and start telling her how to play...but the biggest change I've noticed is that once she gives them an earful they shut up completely for the rest of the match.

So if you and your mate want a laugh ye should do this. Just as long as she's got a sailors mouth and an authors imagination with it!
 

Catalyst6

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Depends on whether she's flanking my gun as a friendly or down the barrel as an enemy. It's just another face to kill.
 

theironbat46

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keybird said:
Um, nothing

I am with girls on XBL and in real life all the time so I don't really get that shocked unless im playing Gears of War. Then it's weird
funny I played with my first girl teammate in Horde.
 

ConfusedCrib

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I try to switch teams, they usually suck and make everyone not focus on the game. I know there are exceptions but stereotype is stereotype.
 

NotAPie

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Uhh...Nothing?
To me it's just another player.
However I'll treat them like shit if they use their gender as a way to get what they want, I've actually seen that happen and it's just stupid.
 

JEBWrench

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M1LL3R HIGHLIFE said:
i have a friend on xbox live thats a girl and she always complains guys are so SHOCKED that a girl can play video games too. whats your impression of what happens?
Ahem... Going back to my wealth of quotations from the internets:

"pics or it didnt happen!"
 

WanderingBiscuits

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Wild girl appeared
Xbox live community used Uproar!
Wild girl ran away

Thats usually how it goes whenever a girl is playing on COD.
-sigh- kids
 

JEBWrench

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mr.hotandspicy said:
Wild girl appeared
Xbox live community used Uproar!
Wild girl ran away

Thats usually how it goes whenever a girl is playing on COD.
-sigh- kids
Careful, now you're going to have the XBox Live community thinking about womenfolk like Pokemon.

This is clearly a disaster waiting to happen.
 

Palademon

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There are more girl gamers than people realise but msot of them cant be bothered to get connected to internet on consoles, but the ones that do (and arent playing casual games online) are usually really good. I know a girl over the internet that pesters me over msn to play with her. It's basically a few matches on Halo or SoulCalibur where I get utterly raped (or having even scores, then get raped) and then brutally teabagged. I'm not sexist or anything but playing with her is a bit boring since it's clear who's going to win and the most fun in Halo comes with playing with a group and messing around rather than one on one play...but, yes SoulCalibur is purely designed one on one rapefest.