Poll: what if aliens invaded earth?

[Perryman93]

id take as many of them with me as i could !!!!!

 

[RetiarySword]

Freeman would save us! FOLLOW FREEMAN!

Yahtzee is gonna save humanity?

What? how is Yhatzee freeman?

 

[CBB]

Guerrilla warfare FTW! I'd go all Peninsular War on 'em.

 

[Sewblon]

Spy for humanity. I won't technically be a traitor, but I get access to advanced alien weapons and possibly future toys.

 

[DoctorNick]

Not gonna lie, I'd probably end up hiding. But, considering that I have enough guns to take over a third world village I would likely end up doing some underground/resistance fighting.

I might also do some spying on the side to figure out WHY the hell they invaded us because try as I might I can't figure out what would make us worth invading rather than just wiping us out from the get go.

And trust me, there's no need for them to invade to do that.

 

[dekkarax]

They're invading again? We just cleaned up that mess.

 

[ReZerO]

ummm most likely i'd die in the first wave of attack, just like 90% of the rest of the population of the world

 

[Argentavis]

I have a machete within arm reach and I know how to use it. Enough said.

 

[Segadroid]

My axe is in the shed and I have enough sharp objects to throw with. Why should I hesitate?

 

[F_demon]

One question about the poll though;
If they came in shooting, why the hell would they even be interested in letting people join them to become a spy?

Either they at least acted as if they came in peace and integrated into the government, or there would be some sort of negotiation.

If they come in blazing, we wouldn't have a chance of joining them until the world is crippled beyond fighting back.
If they are smart enough that is.

 

[oldMcDouche]

run as far away as possible? where on earth do you wanna run when they invade earth?

anyways, i would fight them. if they win the war i would die anyways so why not try defending?
i couldnt bear knowing that i betrayed humanity as a spy.

 

[bjj hero]

If we were invaded by aliens theyd be in for a bad day, they really picked the wrong planet. Since we realised hitting hurt, man has been coming up with more effective and creative ways to kill and maim.

Put it this way, if we were in an RPG/FPS/RTS humans would be the war hungry tyrants with the massive weapons. The hero would be some peace loving alien... and a big fairy.

Within a week half of us would be wearin necklaces made of alien ears like Vietnam never went away. There cant be anything on this planet worth the trouble of shifting us to take it.

 

[Holy_Handgrenade]

It's funny how people have the mentality to think your screwed anyway humanity I'm joining my alien bretherin.

If it was me I'd be a spie for humanity but it would be funny seeing someone walking around with a green box on there head with a face drawn on.

 

[Video Gone]

Enlist?HA!I'd go down fighting alright,if I knew hiding was futile,but I would not enlist.If going down fighting,I'd prefer to have a small elite group of combatants trained in everything.Fighter pilots,hand to hand,martial arts,gunners,frontliners (People who fight at the frontline,with the guns that people know and love,such as m16s and m4s[although these guns usually aren't as good as the gpmg and suchlike]) all that,and I would be their leader.Oh,they'd be trained in driving and stuff too.But I would never enlist.Small elite squads are better,and can have hilarious combat inside jokes to boot.

Oh, and you're elite as hell.

If the world was invaded,you'd either try to be elite and fight,or hide and die.Basically,what I'm saying is,everyone has to be elite in a situation like that.Be realistic with this choice.I know that it's REALLY unlikely,but try to think about your choice here.My other reason for choosing that path is that if humanity survived,me and my squad would be war heroes,even if we died.Cool,huh?You guys can keep your armies and spying operations.And your reproduction simulations too.Although...

 

[General Alexei]

I would buy a load of guns and equipment and build an underground, highly defensible shelter, that will kill any aliens that would come in. That way they will all die trying to get in and kill me

 

[zacaron]

I would join the military weapons development and begin work on a supersuit for the master chief.

 

[IamQ]

depending on what kind of ailiens they are, but I will most likley run though.

 

[Video Gone]

Enlist?HA!I'd go down fighting alright,if I knew hiding was futile,but I would not enlist.If going down fighting,I'd prefer to have a small elite group of combatants trained in everything.Fighter pilots,hand to hand,martial arts,gunners,frontliners (People who fight at the frontline,with the guns that people know and love,such as m16s and m4s[although these guns usually aren't as good as the gpmg and suchlike]) all that,and I would be their leader.Oh,they'd be trained in driving and stuff too.But I would never enlist.Small elite squads are better,and can have hilarious combat inside jokes to boot.

Oh, and you're elite as hell.

If the world was invaded,you'd either try to be elite and fight,or hide and die.Basically,what I'm saying is,everyone has to be elite in a situation like that.Be realistic with this choice.I know that it's REALLY unlikely,but try to think about your choice here.My other reason for choosing that path is that if humanity survived,me and my squad would be war heroes,even if we died.Cool,huh?You guys can keep your armies and spying operations.And your reproduction simulations too.Although...

Look kid, I know that "having your own elite squad" sounds cool and all, but if the aliens/Russians/zombies or whatever invaded your country the best way to help it would be to enlist, recieve proper training and equipment and take part in military operations planned by someone who knows what he's doing instead of running around with your dad's rifle and your buddies, confusing your army and ultimately being killed by friendly fire. I live in a country with a very rich tradition of guerilla warfare and I know that even the smallest squads of the underground forces were under strict command and followed specific orders.

I know,I know,I'm just jokin'.Although if zombies invaded,running around with my friends and my dad's gun would be easy.Living in the countryside is awesome,y'know,cos there's never a weapon out of reach.Why don't people in the city do that?Anyway,I'd have my dad's shotgun and my dad's axe.No,not lumberjacks,people who split logs for fireplaces.I just call them logs for the sake of people who might not know what my family's definition of a log is.To us,a log is basically an entire ****ing tree.To them,a log might be what we call a stick.Oh,and loads of knives,cos of the whole cooking thing.Seriously,for no apparent reason,there's a meat cleaver with all the other knives.Most of those things could have their handles extended and be called swords.So yeah,we'd fare well if it was zombies,cos of the whole slow-moving thing.When aliens are involved,I guess I'd have to join up then.