Poll: what if aliens invaded earth?
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I would fend them off with a board with a spike in it. The only downside is that we would end up making the boards with spikes in bigger and bigger until one day we would create a board with a spike in it so large it would destroy us all... ¬_¬
i will become a generic soldier and die in a ditch somewhere
well, someone has to do it, right?
or become SAS and kick some alien booty!
well, someone has to do it, right?
or become SAS and kick some alien booty!
Take Who I care with me and run, hide and fight if I had to and be a totall badass training every day just to give them a chance to live,
I'd put on a bandolier, a leather jacket, my lucky sunshades, put a cigar in my mouth and hold a huge machine gun in one hand and a shotgun in the other (with about two other guns slinged over my back) before walking to the landing site to blow up some alien scum a'la Duke Nukem.
I'd kick intergalactic ass or die trying (either way I'd do it in style).
I'd kick intergalactic ass or die trying (either way I'd do it in style).
Arntor said:
Ghadente said:
I agree with all of you,I don't believe that all Aliens(if their out there) are hell-bent on Humanities destruction.If they do bother exploring the gallixsy the odds are they will not find ous bettwen all the vast number of stuff in space.If they do find us, They might not want to exterminate the human race.The last thing we would want to do is make it seem that we are a bunch of barbaric people who are trigger happy and willing to go to war over something like.....I don't know.....diffrent apperence or somethink like that.StarStruckStrumpets said:
I might be being very optomistic about what would happen but.......If they are "hell-bent on Humanities destruction" then LETS KICK ALIEN @#^$(or what ever they have)!
Find some firearms and hide.
Oh, and bang as many girls as possible until our inevitable demise.
Oh, and bang as many girls as possible until our inevitable demise.
I'd be the dumbass who goes up to the mother ship and is like "Oh hai thar alien buddy's nice of you to visit earth! HIGH FIVE! *raises hand and swings it at aliens balls because the balls where his arms should be* oh sh- *gets killed*" :3 I can see it now.
If Aliens invade, its for acouple reasons:
1. Humans are teh tasty treats! (Or Prey, ba-da-bum-tish)
2. Humans are a good workforce, lets enslave them to mine their planet (Half-life 2, basically)
3. Earth looks like a nice place to live/build on, shame about the Human-o-roach problem. (That alien game where you turn peeps into hotdogs with Big Willie)
4. KILL EVERYTHING RARRRRRRR. (Klingons, why not?)
In any case, I shall be going into hiding, letting some other guerrilas get killed and salvage any alien tech I find, then make alienkiller guns. While in hiding. Then give them to other guerrilas, so they attack. While I hide.
Did I mention I would be hiding? I mean workin hard on tech, but hiding.
1. Humans are teh tasty treats! (Or Prey, ba-da-bum-tish)
2. Humans are a good workforce, lets enslave them to mine their planet (Half-life 2, basically)
3. Earth looks like a nice place to live/build on, shame about the Human-o-roach problem. (That alien game where you turn peeps into hotdogs with Big Willie)
4. KILL EVERYTHING RARRRRRRR. (Klingons, why not?)
In any case, I shall be going into hiding, letting some other guerrilas get killed and salvage any alien tech I find, then make alienkiller guns. While in hiding. Then give them to other guerrilas, so they attack. While I hide.
Did I mention I would be hiding? I mean workin hard on tech, but hiding.
I'd tell them I'm willing to work as a spy if I could be operated on to have things like gills put into my body. That'd be kinda sweet, I could pretty much do and go anywhere I wanted. Oh and if they could make it so my body wouldn't get crushed at certain depths, and ya know, the whole freezing thing was taken care of. . .that'd be sweet too.
Pretty much for the right price, I'd sell out humanity, most of us are fucked up anyways =P
Pretty much for the right price, I'd sell out humanity, most of us are fucked up anyways =P
