Poll: what if aliens invaded earth?

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traceur_

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*sees alien armada*

FUCK! oh crap, oh crap, oh crap, running, running, running!!!
 

Iron Criterion

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Well in HF2 Dr Breen becomes the sort of puppet ruler of Earth for the Combine, that would be me I would betray everyone in an instant lol
 

Rolling Thunder

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Defeat them. How?

Merciless, grinding attrition. Bleed them into nothingness. Choke them on bodies. Build a trenchworks stretching across continents. Smash them with heavy artillery. Crush them with armour. If all fails, nuclear weapons.

Give me a GPMG, plenty of ammo, a spade and several million men. We're doing this WW1 style.

Terrorise them. Mount suicidal, insane assaults. Instil uprisings in conquered human populations. Get in close-quarters and pummel them.


We're humans, people. We're vicious, savage and close to unstoppable, tough-as-nails and the pinnacle of millions of years of evolution. Technology is only so much in war.
 

furgy117

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Well, it would depend on the type of aliens.
Covenant
Flood
Predators
Furons
Aliens
What?
 

TheDoctor455

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Er... An alien race with sufficient technology to cross the galaxy in one lifetime is only going to be coming to a planet as insignificant as ours for one reason: to conquer us for whatever resources they can strip mine off of us. So, if you're smart like me, when the aliens abduct you during one of their early scouting missions, you'll offer to work for them. And just generally kiss whatever their equivalent of an ass is.
 

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Chinchama said:
I'd had, at my friend's ranch house/gun range. There is also a plethora of cars/atv/motorcycles around the ranch, probably about 40 of them, plus a school bus.

Enjoy the images of the gun room.





I'd like you to all be aware, those first two guns are indeed .50 cal rifles.
There is a mini gun peaking out in the back that is rated at 3500 rounds a minute.
If you look at the tip of the barrel of the mini gun and see the goldish leg, that is part of a tripod for the type of gun that is mounted on a helicopter bay door, sorta like this one.





This is where I would 'hide'
I just came.


Probably run for me.
 

Mardy

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I'd kick their ass, only I am allowed to end humanity. Other than that I'd probably enlist.
 

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Fondant said:
Defeat them. How?

Merciless, grinding attrition. Bleed them into nothingness. Choke them on bodies. Build a trenchworks stretching across continents. Smash them with heavy artillery. Crush them with armour. If all fails, nuclear weapons.

Give me a GPMG, plenty of ammo, a spade and several million men. We're doing this WW1 style.

Terrorise them. Mount suicidal, insane assaults. Instil uprisings in conquered human populations. Get in close-quarters and pummel them.


We're humans, people. We're vicious, savage and close to unstoppable, tough-as-nails and the pinnacle of millions of years of evolution. Technology is only so much in war.
If I was forced to consider offensive action against the aliens, and I don't want to, as I think they have lots to offer us and our primitive Earthling society, I'd have to agree with Fondant. We may be weak and frail compared to this planet's grizzly bears or sharks or lions but we make up for it in intelligence and raw, naked ambition. Nuclear strikes on alien planets, combined with suicide attacks, massive invasion forces, sabotage, and mines equals lots of dead aliens.

There's a reason why we're the most dangerous animals on the planet. There's a reason why this planet is undisputably ours. Maybe the aliens haven't contacted us because they're hiding.
 

PirateKing

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Use the ship we have hidden in Area 51, fly into their Mother Ship, upload a virus to the computer and then fly out of their while a nuke blows it up. I'm absolutely sure that would work.
 

Rolling Thunder

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The_Oracle said:
Fondant said:
Defeat them. How?

Merciless, grinding attrition. Bleed them into nothingness. Choke them on bodies. Build a trenchworks stretching across continents. Smash them with heavy artillery. Crush them with armour. If all fails, nuclear weapons.

Give me a GPMG, plenty of ammo, a spade and several million men. We're doing this WW1 style.

Terrorise them. Mount suicidal, insane assaults. Instil uprisings in conquered human populations. Get in close-quarters and pummel them.


We're humans, people. We're vicious, savage and close to unstoppable, tough-as-nails and the pinnacle of millions of years of evolution. Technology is only so much in war.
If I was forced to consider offensive action against the aliens, and I don't want to, as I think they have lots to offer us and our primitive Earthling society, I'd have to agree with Fondant. We may be weak and frail compared to this planet's grizzly bears or sharks or lions but we make up for it in intelligence and raw, naked ambition. Nuclear strikes on alien planets, combined with suicide attacks, massive invasion forces, sabotage, and mines equals lots of dead aliens.

There's a reason why we're the most dangerous animals on the planet. There's a reason why this planet is undisputably ours. Maybe the aliens haven't contacted us because they're hiding.

1. I like the way you think, Sir Oracle. Would you care to enlist with me? I could use a second-in-command who realises the full potential humanity has to offer. I also like the idea of aliens hiding. I can offer you a lieutenant-colonecy and three battalions to command.

2. An interesting note - humans survive attacks by sharks and grizzly bears. The reverse does not apply.