Poll: What is the deal with bacon??

[dantheman931]

Think about that: There are people out there who are so in love with bacon that they would pay actual money for the opportunity to fuck it. Human beings. Fucking bacon. I dunno about you guys, but that just creeps me right the fuck out; I've never been so in love with any food that I've been stricken with the desire to peniscerate it.

That, dantheman931, is the single funniest thing I've heard today. You, sir, have earned yourself [a href="http://loyalkng.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/bacon-man.jpg"]a cookie.[/a]

Gah, the bacon has risen against us! *sobs* On the other hand, if there has to be an apocalypse, it might as well be a delicious one...

yum

Bacon Explosion.

Also, the bacon bra is A-ok but nsfw

And speaking of bacon-wrapped twangers... seriously, what the hell is that?

 

[cowbell40]

The only problem with bacon is that it makes you thirsty... for more bacon.

 

[dantheman931]

But beef jerky is made from cows, not pigs, and as such is not bacon at all :V

Still, yeah, it's awesome.

Can you imagine trying to sell a product called "pork jerky"? Your only customers would be twelve-year-olds.

 

[Booze Zombie]

I'd eat bacon, but I don't think I want to bring a new meaning to "porking".

 

[Energylegzz]

It started off as tasting really good. Then some people got a bit carried away with expressing their love for bacon. Then people started jumpimg onto the bandwagon.

In my personal opinion, beef jerky annihilates bacon in terms of competition...

I love Bacon But beef jerky is like Very chewy crack You just cant quit it..

 

[Julianking93]

Vegetarian. So no.

 

[AbsoluteVirtue18]

IT'S BACON!

Of course I like bacon. Especially with a fried egg on some toasted wheat bread.

 

[Flunk]

I love bacon, I only eat eggs because they come with the bacon. Without I won't touch them. It's not something you eat a tonne of every day because of the fat content but it's great every once in a while.

Nothing sexual however.

 

[Deadarm]

It started off as tasting really good. Then some people got a bit carried away with expressing their love for bacon. Then people started jumpimg onto the bandwagon.

In my personal opinion, beef jerky annihilates bacon in terms of competition...

agreed

 

[Biosophilogical]

Bacon lube eh? Sounds like a brilliant idea. I love bacon and I don't think it would be a bad thing and it definitely wouldn't be the worst lube ever probably in the top 10 easy.

 

[Captain Blackout]

Holy crap I never knew how right my dad was when he said "There's too many pig-fuckers in the world." I'm thoroughly creeped right the hell out. I love bacon but I NEVER want my wife to taste like it. Just HEEEELLLLL NO!

 

[AvsJoe]

I love bacon. But I love my bacon fucking raw! It may be incredibly unhealthy and it seems like no one else likes it that way, but that's the way I likes me bacon. As chewy as possible with tons of flavour.

 

[War Penguin]

I'm jewish so I can't really say I like it. But before you get your pitchforks and torches, keep in mind that I got a whiff of it and it was awesome. Then I learned I couldn't have it. I was a sad penguin.

 

[Sightless Wisdom]

Well bacon is damn tasty, but I'm wouldn't fuck it. That's almost necrophelia, that bacon was once a pig.

 

[dantheman931]

Well bacon is damn tasty, but I'm wouldn't fuck it. That's almost necrophelia, that bacon was once a pig.

Necrophilia with a heapin' helpin of bestiality. Nummeh!

I'm jewish so I can't really say I like it. But before you get your pitchforks and torches, keep in mind that I got a whiff of it and it was awesome. Then I learned I couldn't have it. I was a sad penguin.

Depending on how you look at it, I'm part Jewish myself (on my dad's side, so according to other Jews I'm not but according to everyone else I am), so technically I probably shouldn't eat it either. But I have relatives who are practicing Jews but who don't bother keeping kosher, which to my mind takes a massive set of balls to pull off, but who am I to judge?

I'm a vegetarian, so bacon is really not even an option. I don't even really recognize it as a food anymore its just a dead greasy thing that looks unwholesome.

I'll have pancakes thank you. Or perhaps a yummy vegetable omelet.

So how do you maintain a high enough protein intake? I assume you eat a shitload more food than most people.

So unhealthy. Eat something tasty and good for you. Like yogurt.

Seriously? Yogurt is in a completely different food group, surely you should suggest another cut of meat. Chicken at least. You'll find that without meat |I'd have to spend all day eating mushrooms and tofu.

I see no quandry with eating pig, the domestic pig pretty much exists to be farmed.

And here we have trolling and hijacking in one shot. Let the arguing commence.

 

[Jedoro]

Bacon can clog my arteries all it wants to, because I'm young and try as it may, it'll fail miserably.

I'll never remove it from my diet, especially not when I cook it myself.