Poll: What is your sexual orientation?

[Tdc2182]

I am straight, but I will give other men blowjobs for money.

 

[Timeslament]

So far I'm one of the 5 Gay men in the polls. Hay wait Wasn't there a poll just like this one a few weaks ago? Anyway I love how many posts I read are like "Im a straight male....P.S. Im okay with gay people" I laugh so hard because apparently if your a Heterosexual male you are automatically a bigot, gay hater. Oh the Interwebz.

 

[Valksy]

Female - lesbian

Also - Escapist is a pretty cosmopolitan and tolerant place. Which is why I like it so darned much.

 

[Crazy_Bird]

To paraphrase Lord Byron: "I could love anything on earth that appeared to return it."

 

[noodles loves you]

you're honestly asking the escapist what gender and orientation they are?

Protip: add in race as well so we can close it all off as white straight males.

I mean we ARE talking stereotypical gamers on the interwebs here, c'mon

 

[Tanzka]

I identify as pansexual.

If ANY of you think that means I'm into animals I'm going to reach through the internet and punch you in the fucking face.

I had to google pansexual just so you wouldn't punch me in the face. Happy now?

Yeah, I'm a straight male. Whee?

 

[Buizel91]

Male-Bisexual and im happy =)

One reason i love the escapist is no one is acctualy bothered =D everyone gets along nicely...until the flame wars start and the trolls come out to play...

And ooh by the way, welcome to the Escapist =D

 

[Arkzism]

male bi, tho im thinking of leaning gay i dunno

 

[WolfThomas]

Sexual orientation? Is that the direction you point it in?

 

[Snotnarok]

You forgot Asexual :|

I call racism! ...I don't, but shh.

 

[SimuLord]

I'm a dude, and my sexual orientation was summed up best by Motley Crue: I like "Girls, Girls, Girls!"

One at a time or in bunches, women make me happy and grateful to the goddess Venus just to be able to charm one every once in awhile.

 

[Phantomess]

Straight girl.

...

Well, that was a little uninteresting.

 

[Kragg]

so thats not gay? thats good. i can accept, for example, that liam neeson is attractive (to me anyway) but i was always told that was gay

Whoever told you that is a bit intolerant, if you ask me. I have no problem getting my ass grabbed by my male friends because I'm secure in my sexuality and know they are as well. It's all in good humor.

Hell, three of my friends showed up to my house in just boxers and we had a group hug in my driveway.

w ... t ... f ...

 

[Jack_Uzi]

Straight. But I've thought about my orientation a bit but I couldn't be anything else.

 

[XXm0rt]

...It's sad too, cause the only chicks that have taken any interest in me are Lesbians and Bisexuals. The former being unobtainable and the latter being sluts.

I really hope that was sarcasm. I'm a bi-female and I can assure you I'm not a slut. I just think it's stupid to decide you can't date or fall in love with someone due to their plumbing. I've been equally attracted to both sexes since I first started having crushes.
I think a lot of people would call me pan-sexual or omni because I have no issue dating a transgendered person either but I personally think it gets a little confusing when you keep making new subgroups for sexuality... So I simplify it buy calling myself bi. I've dated 2 guys and 2 girls, one of the guys for 4 years and one of the girls for 7 and I've never cheated on a soul. So yeah, the slut comment, if serious, I find rather offensive.

And though I've never hit on a mormon (my mormon friends were always too open minded for it to be entertaining), I have hit on quite a few born-agains just for kicks... and that's always awesome good fun.

 

[Sgt Doom]

Male, bisexual. Not that it matters, though, there's no practical application of it for myself.