Poll: What kind of criminal suits you best?

[MercenaryCanary]

Everything but the serial killer is stupid.
The serial killer kills... because he simply wants to.
How fucking bad ass is that compared to everything else?
Here he is, defying society, simply because he wants to fulfill a basic human instinct long denied to him.
This is why I always feel giddy when I hear about serial killers.

 

[Angus565]

I'd have to go with thief but I would only steal from rich people because where's the fun in taking stuff from normal people.

 

[Alex the Pally]

Mobster. I have both the charisma and the looks required. I am also a fairly decent shot.

 

[Rawker]

I'd have to go with thief but I would only steal from rich people because where's the fun in taking stuff from normal people.

Sly Mothertrucking Cooper. I take notes from that Racoon.

 

[Raziel_Likes_Souls]

Assassin. End of Story.

 

[Pimppeter2]

Where is the sex offender option? Come on. I refuse to participate until there is a sex offender option.

Yea!!! You tell 'em!

 

[experiment0789]

A thief. I know life as one is not going to be exactly like it is on TV and video games,but There is just something about Stealing something and getting away with it despite the enemy's efforts.
In this way you could say I want to be some what like Batman,cloaked in the shadows taking out bad guys and using fear to my advantage as I out maneuver my enemies defenses and get away perfectly unscathed.

That R the Joker.

 

[jojolagger]

Lawyer

 

[KaiRai]

A drink driver, because I currently hold that conviction

I'd say assassin but I'd rarely be sober enough.

 

[USSR]

T'was hoping for genocide, but serial killer works too..

..I guess <.<

 

[Akai Shizuku]

I choose serial killers, 'cause they're lulzy.

 

[p3t3r]

well i was gonna pick serial killer but they aren't very well liked by the general public so i chose assasin

 

[TheTaco007]

I'd probably be a "serial killer" in the sense that I wouldn't actually kill anybody based on any kind of pattern. Just to prove to people that you can't always predict who a killer will kill, or I'd just kill one random person for no reason far away from my place of residence without trace on him.

Or possibly I'll just end up a smuggler of anything illegal enough to make me a billionaire.

 

[A Weary Exile]

Just to be original I'll say a vigilante (Who are technically criminals) because I'd have no problem killing someone that is a scumbag.

[small]Some of the responses here are freightening. D:[/small]

 

[Lord Beautiful]

Quite honestly? I'd be an assassin. I'm unnaturally calm in hairy situations, I'm in great physical condition, and I'm oddly disciplined for my age.

 

[joe the janitor]

Bank Robber

 

[MrSnugglesworth]

Smuggler.


That is all.

 

[Guitarmasterx7]

I would definitely be a conman. You know, one of those guys that makes a suspiciously good offer then ends up taking you for all you're worth. But not like the, "takes your shit and leaves town" kind of conman, the "takes your shit and then shoots you in the face if you've got a problem with it" kind of conman.

 

[WelshWizard]

I love the way so many people are choosing assassin, as if there's some sort of glamour attached to indiscriminate killing; because killing a person that isn't expecting to be attacked is sooo badass...