Poll: What would you Evil Overlord base be?

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Mr Fixit

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AssassinJoe said:
Mr Fixit said:
AssassinJoe said:
I like the idea of having a dark tower in a land of misery and disease......no, not New Jersey.

Mr Fixit said:
Spaceship hahaha zap you from space hahaha
Big deal, I'll just use my giant magnet to make you crash into the earth. Top that!

Ummmm non magnetic spaceship so.... mwaahahahahahahaha ZAP!
*BUZZ* Laser shield! Followed by ORBITAL HOMING MISSILE BARRAGE!

again, Top That!
Aha my advanced AI scrambling field reprograms your homing missle barrage & sends them right back at you & while all that is happening my unstoppable alien & droid armies attack from all angles. so once again MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA & another ZAP or two just for good measure.
 

imnot

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aspaceship with a dark tower on it calles the 'hp land of shadow'
 

Shoggoth2588

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AssassinJoe said:
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A subterranean fortress hidden in plain sight just below a huge city. There would be a castle and a moat of lava. Not sure how that would work but I'm evil dammit. Maybe I'll have the place under Dallas or, Phoenix. The heat of the lava won't be as noticed I assume.
Wait wait wait..... How can a subterrranean fortress be in plain sight? It'd be underground!

Not to say it's a bad idea but..... it seems you're a little split on your choice.
The entrances I mean. Kinda like the phone booth that takes people into the Ministry of Magic.
 

zfactor

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AssassinJoe said:
zfactor said:
AssassinJoe said:
I like the idea of having a dark tower in a land of misery and disease......no, not New Jersey.

Mr Fixit said:
Spaceship hahaha zap you from space hahaha
Big deal, I'll just use my giant magnet to make you crash into the earth. Top that!
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

It's made of titanium, so magnet = fail.
Fine then, GROUND TO SPACE TACTICAL NUKE MISSLE GO! So there.
-slaps "return to sender" sticker on-
 

carpathic

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Well, the volcano would give me the unlimited power needed for my gigantic "lazer".

Plus, volcanoes are pretty awesome, and I would have hot springs also.

This just sounds like a win all around.
 

sizzle949

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Something more like Icecrown Citadel, a cold, chilling place on a glacier or something.
 

Deadlock Radium

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It would be your mother a floating palace with high tech camouflage technology so I can stealthily float around, bringing doom upon my nemesis'es! :D
 

Therumancer

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I'd take over the closed Connecticut State mental hospital, and use my necromatic powers to raise the ghosts of the criminally insane to do my bidding.

Either that or I'd want to get a couple blocks of high security apartment buildings connected by underground maitnence tunnels. Clear them out, modify and use them to quarter my minions, labs, etc... and then pretty much be out in plain sight while at the same time blending in pretty well. A lot of my business could be covered as normal traffic for the area.

The problem with having a really flashy headquarters is that everyone knows where you are, as an Evil Overlord, obviously a lot of people don't like me if the majority see me as being "evil". Fortresses are nice, but there is no such thing as an invincible fortress, so I'd want to hide mine, and as "The Purloined Letter" sort of demonstrates the best way to hide something is oftentimes to put it right there in plain sight where it won't be recognized for what it is.
 

Arctodus_Simus

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All together now!

"Welcome to my secret lair on Skullcrusher Mountain
I hope that you've enjoyed your stay so far
I see you've met my assistant Scarface....."
 

Prof. Monkeypox

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A floating tower of black metal and stone. Lava will run down its sides into the chasm below. It will only be accessible by the air. It will also have an indoor pool. Just because.

Actually, the spaceship sounded pretty cool too. Shame I didn't think of it.
 

Aeriath

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A sprawling underground base, located on a tourist heavy banana republic, like Tropico crossed with Evil Genius. I would have the base away from the tourist areas though, both to prevent them entering my base accidentally and also so that the secret agents and squads of soldiers sent to kill me stay away from them.

You can have your flashy moonbases and volcano lairs, I'm doing it the Old School way.
 

Blitzkrieg64

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Floating Continent that I can control where it goes. No idea how it would work, but it would look cool and that's what's important, and best of all it would drop onto whatever is below it if I'm ever destroyed so even in defeat I would win as I'd have moved it directly over the hero's homeland.
 

CrazyGirl17

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A giant flying fortress. Enough said.

...Though a seemingly-ruined castle or hidden underground base would be my second and third choices...
 

Legend of J

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I would have the space ship because in short it would be fun to be always on top of things lol as in shadow brooker style ME referance.
 

Canadamus Prime

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AssassinJoe said:
I like the idea of having a dark tower in a land of misery and disease......no, not New Jersey.

Mr Fixit said:
Spaceship hahaha zap you from space hahaha
Big deal, I'll just use my giant magnet to make you crash into the earth. Top that!
Is your giant magnet a big horseshoe magnet and does it have the word "Acme" written on it anywhere?

Anyway, I'd also go with the giant spaceship. Fear my immense battleship of doom!!
 

Flishiz

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Probably a large, industrial, and economically-active city in the global environment, which would be absolutely foolhardy to attack, because the interconnected economy would discourage any sort of action against it, and thus I would be more able to influence my desires in the open as well as in secret.
 

mm2publish

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Atmos Duality said:
I have a real world location picked out already.
And I'm not an "Evil Overlord". I'm a "Benevolent Dictator" with a more Liberal interpretation of Criminal Justice.

Is that so wrong?
Obama? Is that you?