Poll: Which of the Star Wars Prequel Movies Sucks the Most?

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chaosyoshimage

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Episode I gets kind of good when "Duel of Fates" kicks in and I actually like Episode III. Episode II is utter garbage though, there are very little redeeming qualities there...
 

CorruptCor3

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Soviet Heavy said:
I'd say that Episode 2 takes the cake for the worst. Which is strange, because I actually enjoy a lot more of it than I did Episode 1.

Episode 1 has maybe two or three scenes in it that I can enjoy, and the rest makes me bored.

In comparison, Episode 2 has tons of scenes that I fucking love, such as the entire plot with Obi Wan tracking down Jango Fett and the massive battle at the end. Those parts of the movie are fantastic and really well done. On their own, they would have made a kickass movie.

HOWEVER. The romance plot that takes up the majority of the time in Episode 2 is SO bad that it manages to blot out all light or awesome stuff that the rest of the movie is doing.

My thoughts exactly, to the word.
 

DustyDrB

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Whoa. I'm in the minority on this one. I like the second one. The third one has a horrible ending. Just terrible.

But I actually like the first one the most, though for some nostalgic reasons (but that's my nostalgia, dammit! I can let it influence me if I want). The podracing reminds me of the N64 game that I had so much fun with as a kid. Yeah, there's Jar-Jar, but I can overlook that. Why? Because of that duel. That "Ho-lee shit" duel with Qui-Gon, Obi-Wan, and Darth Maul. It's flippin' fantastic! I'm not even usually a guy who is wowed by action scenes, but it's just so intense. Without Darth Maul, it's probably my least favorite of the three movies. With him, it's the best.
 

Evil Smurf

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the clone wars (the animated movie) is the worst thing George Lucas has done. It is proof he hates his fans.

However this was not the answer to the question, episode 1 is the worst prequel, episode 2 is okay and episode 3 is kinda badass.
 

WorldofHarvis

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I understand why you put 1 since that was the brand new one which everyone was hyped to see before having their dreams crushed. I can understand why you would put 2 because it was just terrible.But why 3? I'm not saying it was the greatest thing ever but compared to the other two it was clearly the best thing ever.

Whatever, I voted for 2 because it kinda forgot the whole war thing and interesting ideas, characters and scripting and I still haven't gotten over how a kid who fancies someone who is clearly a woman in the first film can then have a relationship (pedo). They had an age difference of like 20 years (no I can't be asked to wiki it), step up from Luke and Leia I guess.
 

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Episode I is utter crap. After 16 years waiting for this movie what we got is idiotic character like Jar-jar, a messy and boring plot, an annoying kiddo and crappy CGI which make everything look plastic. And it simply didn't feel like a Star Wars movie. Expectations were so high and Lucas crashed all of them. He never should have showed Anakin as a kid or the ridiculous Trade Federation. And Midichlorians?!? C'mon! If anything A New Hope was entertaining and it had some spirituality related to the force. For me it's the weakest movie in the original trilogy, but it is simply leagues ahead of this.

The only redeeming thing about this movie are Qui Gon, Obi Wan and Darth Maul.
 

floppylobster

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They all have their faults -

- Episode I has childish elements, but at least it knows it is a children's film and doesn't pretend to be anything else.
- Episode II is just plain boring (except for the end).
- Episode III is also childish but thinks it's cool. That annoys me the most, so I vote III.
 

Bat Vader

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I would have to go with Episode II: Attack of The Clones as being the worst. Mainly because of how much romance was in it. Episode I and Episode III were decent.
 

Soviet Heavy

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Samuel Henson said:
the clone wars (the animated movie) is the worst thing George Lucas has done. It is proof he hates his fans.

However this was not the answer to the question, episode 1 is the worst prequel, episode 2 is okay and episode 3 is kinda badass.
George had nothing to do with the Clone Wars movie apart from insisting that Ahsoka be an eleven year old wearing a tube top on the battlefield. Blame Dave Filoni for that one. Then, you can Blame GL for everything in The Clone Wars past season 2, when he took over as lead episode creator.
 

Soviet Heavy

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DustyDrB said:
Whoa. I'm in the minority on this one. I like the second one. The third one has a horrible ending. Just terrible.

But I actually like the first one the most, though for some nostalgic reasons (but that's my nostalgia, dammit! I can let it influence me if I want). The podracing reminds me of the N64 game that I had so much fun with as a kid. Yeah, there's Jar-Jar, but I can overlook that. Why? Because of that duel. That "Ho-lee shit" duel with Qui-Gon, Obi-Wan, and Darth Maul. It's flippin' fantastic! I'm not even usually a guy who is wowed by action scenes, but it's just so intense. Without Darth Maul, it's probably my least favorite of the three movies. With him, it's the best.
Don't get me wrong on this. I really like about 40% of Episode 2. Any time Obi Wan is on screen, or focusing on his subplot, the movie is utterly fantastic.

But that other 60%, devoted to the worst love story in movie history just kills it. Hell, by the time the two morons meet up with Obi Wan again, he seems just as annoyed as the rest of the audience.
 

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Kahunaburger said:
F4LL3N said:
Well I love all three prequels and think the first three are steaming piles of donkey shit.
Out of curiosity, what do you consider your GOTY?
MW3. I understand. You don't like the Star Wars prequels so you're better than me. Congratulations.
 

DannyJBeckett

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I think Episode I is the worst in terms of the sheer amount of shite in it, but Episode III is the most disappointing.

F4LL3N said:
F4LL3N said:
Well I love all three prequels and think the first three are steaming piles of donkey shit.
Troll harder, dude.
 

Vrex360

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"I say Phantom Menace sucked more!"

That's my personal choice anyway, a racist cartoon alien stereotype, a villian with like three lines of dialogue and the most annoying little kid in all of popular culture.
Even the worst lines in the later two movies couldn't compete.
 

])rStrangelove

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2nd, by far. Worst acting, worst almost-love-scene, worst CGI lightsaber fight, worst music (in the almost-love-scenes), worst in-between-2-great-movies-plot, worst trick to get main character out of trouble (oh look, R2 can fly, why didnt he use that before?), most unrealistic CGI stunt ever (how to stop yourself from falling holding on to a wire without cutting your hand off)...

... need i go on?
 

Combustion Kevin

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I'm gonna go with episode three, primairly for anakin's and obi-wan's "talk" before the final showdown.

episode 1 had the fight with darth maul in it and introduced the two-bladed light sabre.
episode 2 had a cool final battle between the clones and droids, so yeah, I enjoyed that sequence at least.
 

Tufty94

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None of them. I liked all of them, as I was a kid when the first two came out, and I was a huge Star Wars fan at the time that the first released. I don't think they compare to the original trilogy, but I still like them, just for different reasons.
 

Shoggoth2588

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Episode one, it just seems like the plot meanders around from the moment they set foot on Tattooine. As bad as the romance is in the other two, the action that takes place in those make up for it. Other than the Jedi v Sith fight at the end the biggest 'action scene' is the stupid Pod Race. Also, I hated Anakin as a kid.
 

Zen Toombs

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[puts up flame shield]

I actually kindof liked the star wars prequel movies.

They weren't very good, mind you, but I still liked them.