Ahhhh see, let me tell you the story of how the Xbox one will be hacked. And it will, of course it will. Nobody can paint a target that big on their back and expect to get away unscathed. But it wont be at launch, oh no children. Microsoft is a software company, their main servers will be properly defended. Of course they will. The authentication packets will be properly encrypted and reasonable security measures will be in place. They wont be unhackable, not by a long shot. But secure enough to dissuade the average script kiddy.
To start with...
But then, every coblops sunkgargeleweewee dudebro will try to log in to play halo 15 and start masturbating into the latest and greatest dull gray chest high wall. And thats how it will start, at first there wont be any problems. But then as the pressure mounts over the first few days, as the call centers begin to be taken off-line with complaints and the authentication servers begin to buckle under the strain.
As the lines outside wall-mart grow with people demanding their money back, Microsoft will go into damage control. Servers with less security will be hastily added to help manage the load. Security measures will be removed in a desperate attempt to ease the pain. Everything will be spent in service of the service and security will become a mere afterthought.
And then? when Microsoft has finally shown their soft scaly underbelly? thats when lulsec 2.0 or or 4chan or any of a thousand other predators that exist in our vast web will strike. Why? because the tears of the ignorant and the proud are the most delicious. Because Microsoft stood up and DARED them to. Because who could resist such an opportunity?
mr captacha invites us to "question everything".
To start with...
But then, every coblops sunkgargeleweewee dudebro will try to log in to play halo 15 and start masturbating into the latest and greatest dull gray chest high wall. And thats how it will start, at first there wont be any problems. But then as the pressure mounts over the first few days, as the call centers begin to be taken off-line with complaints and the authentication servers begin to buckle under the strain.
As the lines outside wall-mart grow with people demanding their money back, Microsoft will go into damage control. Servers with less security will be hastily added to help manage the load. Security measures will be removed in a desperate attempt to ease the pain. Everything will be spent in service of the service and security will become a mere afterthought.
And then? when Microsoft has finally shown their soft scaly underbelly? thats when lulsec 2.0 or or 4chan or any of a thousand other predators that exist in our vast web will strike. Why? because the tears of the ignorant and the proud are the most delicious. Because Microsoft stood up and DARED them to. Because who could resist such an opportunity?
mr captacha invites us to "question everything".